His case will be kneecapped by high-profile former teammates actively campaigning AGAINST him.

Settle in with your morning coffee, and what I’m hearing on some of the biggest games this weekend, and storylines across the league. ☕️ 🏈

Do not bow down to these people. Do not allow them to convince you that you must. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

Lavante David will be a Hall of Famer. If he hits the ballot at the same time as Wagner he might get stuck behind Wagner for a year or 2.

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Evans' case is very strong. Not sure their would be arguments in the committee "against" him. It's more a question of whether other WRs will be Finalists at the same time, and what their dossiers look like. Lots of great WRs end up on the ballot 5-10 years. Backlog of good candidates.

This rally was just announced maybe 10 days ago? I want you to know that you are not alone. Find the people who are standing up in your community and join them. We are going to win.

You can tell how cathartic that was for Marvin Harrison. Wow.

Straight to bed, no supper.

Kenneth Walker: the only running back who regularly gets sacked.

Elite Teacher Face by the ref

A Chicken Nuggalo

Double CB blitz on first down tho

Officially it's a "Sandstorm." Because, you know, desert. I think they should have all dressed like Lawrence of Arabia.

Drew Petzing:

The Cardinals have been outscored 43 to 18 over their last 7 quarters

Cardinals offense reminds me of that dude who lied on his resume and is staring lost at a wall full of wires

Brian Callahan wants a field goal here!!!

That drop jumps Marvin Harrison Jr. to a 15.0% drop rate, which is 8th highest among regular receivers this season per @ftnfantasy.com

All taunting calls are bad

Marvin Harrison is Kyle Pittsing.

Meanwhile, the Cardinals offense is the Dortch Song Trilogy.

Frank the Tank is always wearing tonight's Cardinals uniform.

Anyone have that on their Thursday Night Football Bingo Card?

My theory is that coaches are trying to pass the Anti Tush Push Purity Test by running the dumbest plays they can think of in short-yardage situations.

(Extreme opinion about the Cardinals uniforms offered strictly to spur engagement)

Trash Panda digs deep tonight: ➡️Seahawks Moneyline (-130) ➡️Longest FG Made: OVER 52.5 yards ➡️Total Punts: OVER 7.5 (Expecting a TNF Muckfest. Bring it on.)

With everything going on in the nation and the world, DON'T FORGET we have an election going on in NJ! Elect Mikie Sherrill for governor, and Democrats down the ballot, to keep Trump's followers from taking over our state government! @mikiesherrill.bsky.social #mikiesherrill #voteblue #keepnjblue

ICE OUT OF NY

This is a horror. If this makes you sick, come to the New Yorkers Against ICE rally TONIGHT at 6 pm at Foley Square!

The Seahawks currently rank first in DVOA! The system does not yet include opponent adjustments, however, so it does not know that the Saints are just a waiver wire wearing matching helmets. miketanier.substack.com/publish/post...

As a preview for tonight, JSN has taken over as an outside receiver (most yards in the league from a wide alignment) Arizona has allowed the most targets and receptions (though -4.4% DVOA) to receivers lined up wide.

THIS IS AMAZING

The Panthers lead the league in kickoff stats, and the kicks get a lot of attention. But Ryan Fitzgerald marveled at his coverage team, calling it "a party at the ball." Dave Canales celebrates it too, saying kickoff coverage "exemplifies who we want to be." www.panthers.com/news/party-a...

The Backyardigans should sue their pants off.

The punchability of Sirianni's face is undeniable. He reminds me of the gym teacher who was supposed to give me an hourly bathroom break during standardized testing but would show up at 11 am with 10 minutes left and say, "My bad, got busy with something."

It's understandable Eagles fans downgrade their coach when you consider how great they think their QB is [touches earpiece] oh no im getting some disturbing news

LOL. I wish I understood football with this level of subtlety.

Switzer inherited a team that had just won 2 Super Bowls and had a fully-built roster. The 2021 Eagles bore almost no resemblance to the 2017 Eagles. And Siriani's record is better than Switzer's! (And Switzer may be unfairly maligned a bit)

"The Eagles are now 51-20 in the regular season and 9-6 in the playoffs under Nick Sirianni. Eagles fans need to stop doomscrolling and make a scrapbook of photos from the Super Bowl parade instead." miketanier.substack.com/p/nattering-...

Quoting to say that this man is Hakeem Jeffries' tether. And I mean that in the most glowingly positive way possible. Pennsylvania, you better ride for this man!

He is not yet benched, in his mind.

Eagles EDGE Nolan Smith, CB Jakorian Bennett, WR Darius Cooper to IR www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-edge-...

Omarion Hampton and Ashton Jeanty have the highest and 3rd highest avoided tackle rates among early-drafted running backs through the first 3 weeks of their rookie seasons in the last 5 years. Jahmyr Gibbs was the only other top RB pick with a similar rate per @ftnfantasy.com.

See, that's the thing. There is never a miracle in La Rosa De Guadalupe. (except St Scotty beaming the rose down). Praying does not even impact the story. One time, a mother prayed for her toddler's safety, and the poor child was HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER in the next scene.

In last night's episode of La Rosa De Guadalupe, a teenaged student became obsessed with his fetching young teacher. After some mild-to-moderate stalking, he hid in her car, chloroformed her, took her back to HER bedroom, and duct-taped her to a chair while professing his love. (1/?)

A little splash of cold icewater on Jaxson Dart. Think of it as an innoculation.

The fuse is lit.