ME. I would like three Advil, please. BOTTLE. Ok ::gives me one Advil:: ME. I want more than that! BOTTLE. Ok. ::gives me forty::

So I guess the vibes I try to put out there are coming back to me, because folks are doing a whole ass game jam *and* bundle *and* stream-a-thon weekend to fling me into my future like a steam catapult onto a safe landing pad on stable ground. WUT. <3

My cat had to get an emergency surgery last night and I desperately need help paying for it :( Anything you can give would help tremendously. Shares are also appreciated. Thank you so much 🙏💖 www.gofundme.com/f/help-papri...

The other night I rolled 5d6 damage on a player and got all sixes. 1 in 7,776 chance. Everyone yelled Yahtzee!

If anyone could send me a few bucks for gas and bills, I’d really appreciate it! :) Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

The art of game design: the spark of creation, to find play between the confines of rules and the expression of agency, to marry the beauty of systems and aesthetic expression, The discipline of game design: fucking finish the thing

Aw fuck. It's Monday

Neil in our hearts forever

Don't forget that there is a discord that is not at all bustling...but it could bustle. Maybe you are the bustler we need. discord.gg/kDcTu4SzAW

90 percent of "Why did Trump do X?" questions can be answered, "Because he's a dumbass."

Hotlines for US soldiers thinking of leaving the armed forces as "conscientious objectors" are being overwhelmed. Almost all the calls mention the bombing of the girls' school in Iran that killed more than 100 school children. www.npr.org/2026/04/10/n...

Don't forget that there is a discord that is not at all bustling...but it could bustle. Maybe you are the bustler we need. discord.gg/kDcTu4SzAW

This is a reaction meme in the making.

The weird thing about my job is that my workstation is near the employee restroom, so I kind of know all of my coworkers' poop schedules.

Happy #SelfPromoSaturday friends! I want to see your #ttrpg content today, whether it's #dnd #pathfinder or #indierpg And don't forget; 👍 Like cool stuff 🗨 Engage with folks 🔃 Repost your favorites 🚫 No A.I Though

Sometimes I watch D&D YouTubers say such stupid shit that it makes me want to make my own video on the subject. But that wat lies madness.

If you can read your dice in a timely manner, that' fine, but seriously, the novelty dice and poorly made dice towers have to stop. If it takes you longer than five seconds to roll and read a die, there is something wrong. If the die pops out of your tower onto the floor...what is the point?

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

I did my taxes today even though I don't like what they're spending the money on.

For Pride this year I want to buy a lot of mini-flags of various types (budget allowing) to give out for free. Does anyone know of a cheap source for pride flags? The small hand-held ones.

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

If you are looking for unique setting and story concepts, we've got you! If you are looking for the best kinds of chaos caused by dice rolls and character moments, we've got you! Check out both Villains by the Hour and Burned Hope over on Paracosm Entertainment.

I have once more found an excellent artist with too few followers!

I colored the Mosskin and totally redrew the Reedfolk. Not sure about Reedfolk hands, though. Should bird people have talon hands or wing fingers? They can't fly, but they can glide a little. Maybe wings will sell that point a bit. Maybe too much? #ttrpg

all the more reason to celebrate, hold tight to love and joy

Hell yeah bird people and little guys!

🎭 We’re #casting. Can you drop into a random genre & roleplay? Sound fun? Apply here: bit.ly/PB-Casting 📝 Submit a scene. If drawn, you get shouted out & link in chat. bit.ly/PB-Scenes 💛 Plus chat votes and influences the outcome 4/21 8PM EST / twitch.tv/zealzaddy#casting.#PaperBagShow

Getting caught up on Oglaf comics. This one seems timely. www.oglaf.com/macrame/

I colored the Mosskin and totally redrew the Reedfolk. Not sure about Reedfolk hands, though. Should bird people have talon hands or wing fingers? They can't fly, but they can glide a little. Maybe wings will sell that point a bit. Maybe too much? #ttrpg

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to

For Israel to not bomb Lebanon is arguably the easiest part of this peace plan and they broke it almost immediately.

Call Congress and tell them to do their job: 202-224-3121

"Twelve Realms" is an original, built-from-the-ground up epic fantasy #ttrpg. And it went live on Kickstarter just now! We have an award-winning team, a free preview of the core rules, and a dream! Check it out now! Also, please repost this: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gno...

I've now seen several posts from Democratic US Senators and House Reps calling for Congress to return to DC, and my only reaction to seeing these is: Do it. Just get on a plane and go back to DC. The House is in Recess, not adjourned. There was a pro forma session today. Go. Lead by example.

Let's annotate. 1. Begins with a CLEAR statement laying out WHO the culprit is and what he is doing. 2. Specifically says what he thinks needs to happen next. 3. Calls out his own institution. THIS IS THE BASEMENT in terms of a response & his colleagues are underground. bsky.app/profile/fros...

Iran is literally one of the most important civilizations in human history and I refuse to buy the lie that they are "animals," that they are lesser, that they have any diminished value by virtue of being Iranian. Solidarity with Iran and DEMAND YOUR REPS DO SOMETHING.

I'm super busy the next couple of months, but I want to write a brief adventure scenario for GMs and players to playtest with or without me. I won't even get around to running a TWK campaign until July, probably.

I have voted twice to advance articles of impeachment. We cannot wait. Congress must convene immediately and begin proceedings to remove this man from office for the safety of our nation, Americans, and the world.

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Jesus wept. I just called my US rep and senators and told them they have to do everything they can to stop this genocide. I told them I don't care if they're in the minority. They have options. I told them to chain themselves to the White House fence. Please call your reps, too. reps.fyi

same Overton Window-shattering tactic he’s always used: Even if worst doesn’t happen tonight - rhetorically he’s opened up possibility of the unimaginable, making lesser (but still horrible) actions seem moderate by comparison… all increasing likelihood that one day the worst really will happen

Wikipedia is a great way to learn someone's life story. But it never tells you what happened to their soul after they died.

The next hundred people to download my TTRPG Demo, The Wandering Kind, can get it for FREE. Everyone after that can also get it for free.

Late night offer: Gift $99, I'll gift back a few hours of my time to workshop Motif oracles and/or SNAP! games with you or give my feedback + ideas on your WIP. Drop $199, two few hour chunks of my time + we'll get in deep into helping you build a game from concept out or similar deep Rev brain.

My friend The Star DM is streaming tonight! Check her out if you can! She is currently worldbuilding #dnd www.twitch.tv/thestardm

The next hundred people to download my TTRPG Demo, The Wandering Kind, can get it for FREE. Everyone after that can also get it for free.

Not a drill! The crowdfunding campaign for Twelve Realms #ttrpg is launching tomorrow at 4 p.m. (ET)! Click on "Notify Me On Launch" to get an email that moment it does! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gno...