Why are you as a man a plan a canal panama??????

Decided not to throw up watching SGF's playthrough of Still Wakes the Deep sorry Brodie, I couldn't listen. Thank god he's taking a break so I can catch up on my own time but damn. Finlay's hard, huh. She's made of steel.

White person voice: OK, but have any of you tried JAPANESE mayonnaise?

FUCK. There's an idol in Cinderellife who mentions having a twin. And he said his twin goes to the other cabaret club I also work at. And someone unexpected just told me he has a twin. And that he doesn't spend time with his family anymore... Because of the evil organization that's targeting him

They have an option for changing a woman from a feminine frame to a masculine frame in The Sims, and the moment little simsie did it for her trans sim I felt a surge of recognition. I wish I didn't hate ea so I could play and make an Abby that really looks like me.

wie kriegt man judith holofernes swag

Queen

So a week ago I infodumped to my occupational therapist about Ghost Trick and she said she'd started playing it because she went to buy 70 dollars worth of games with boyfriend-bought-a-game allowance and it was on sale. 🥰🥰🥰

I'll ask what we're all wondering about Fetterman's book: Is there a jacket on the book or did he refuse to put one on it? [Scuffling can be heard] Unhand me! It's a valid question!

you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.

Betting this DEFINITELY won’t be shared. #blacksky

I adore miniminuteman and his efforts as a science/history communicator, fighting the tide of bullshit out there. But he left one important note out of his vid on the "mystery" out the Roanoke colony. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDl5...

Yeah I guess if anyone was gonna make the real Illbleed sweepstakes amusement park it totally would be Mr Beast and it totally would be in fucking Riyyad

JESUS CHRIST what a gorgeous comic I'm glad Udon gave it such a high-quality release

Nothing feels like getting that stubborn chin hair I HAVE TRICH BTW

HAHA YAAYYYYY

By purchasing an island in the Bahamas, Joe Carstairs was exhibiting the same mentality that all of us do when starting a new game in Minecraft so really was she imperialist at all? In this essay I will say yeah. No yeah she totally was

I keep seeing Piggy Statement in the trending topics and think Yes I do want to hear Miss Piggy's statement on what the president said.

Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂 For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me! Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages. blikada.com?pg=1#showComic

there are four types of guys online, no exceptions

Oh this rules youtu.be/LA-2WRqJpQE?...

I wish I could believe the AI bubble popping isn't going to fuck me just as hard as when it was blowing up, but I don't.

America leads the world in dome-related scandals again

Japanese Slang Explanation: 文鎮化

PLAY GHOST TRICK???

Please hire me

Reading Otherside Picnic and like... Isn't this just the kitchen from Family Ties?

When that Aleve hits

Oh wow. Never seen the Overton window all the way over there, huh.

Called my old lefty uncle and now I feel a little more sane. He's a cool dude.

Rachel Zegler comments on Cynthia Erivo’s post where she’s hugging Shrek: “something so poetic about elphaba hugging shrek ... all we need now is kermit”

Watching new mst3k with Kelsey Ann Brady as Crow for the first time and then Bill Corbett gets in a car accident? I blame the cymbal monkey from Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

👀 ban crypto my queen? 👀 ban crypto tonight??

Saw a Pam Anderson no makeup ad and was struck by how beautiful she is.

I had my armhs worker over and she paused at my photos, pointed straight at my little sister and said "that's you, right?" Me feelings aren't hurt cos her godmother once did that

My second most woke opinion is children deserve to have things and not have to worry about their parents taking said things away

If you have pets you should give them their own dedicated space in the house and it should be like 25% of the space

I feel for jaubrey YouTube because he just released a video on Thiel and then two weeks later there's a bunch of Epstein emails with him

The shit comic I'm hatereading just revealed that the post-apocalyptic world they're in might have been triggered by finally seeing the far side of the moon. You know, a thing we did uhhh... almost fifty years ago. We even went there a decade later.

It was indeed a scam.

It's too bad no one will hire me to be an utter delight that everyone loves.

I think the most uniquely frustrating part of job searching right now is that you have to send out so many applications through so many different websites and/or recruiters that I often get emails from jobs I don't remember applying to. And if they're complimentary, they're probably scams.

Just FYI everyone Ghost Trick IS in there. This week I went to occupational rehab wearing my embroidery hoodie and I had cat from Ghost Trick on there and the front desk kid recognized it so I got to talk about it for a while. GOD I LOVE GHOST TRICK.

I ate something that gave me mild food poisoning yesterday, but just as it was about to hit I had metamucil so I couldn't get rid of it the old fashioned way. Ultimately I ended up sweating all night and feeling like hot garbage so I had to cancel my much needed therapy appointment.

FUCK OH MY GOD WHAT THE *FUCK* her face mold :U Shes soooo gorgeous

#subliminalradio "Making that face carved out of stone, coping real hard with a losing hand, sound of a dog choking on a chicken bone, This just can't be the way that you had things planned..." James Taylor - Whenever You're Ready

Hey, Monkey Island hivemind! I could use a little assistance for a project I'm working on. (Not that, sorry.) Anybody out there have any particular favorite moments of Guybrush braggadocio? Like, the kind that would slip nicely into a montage featuring the same? TIA!