in no way do i wanna sound ungrateful but if you go out your way to ask me if you can pay for my lunch and you cash app me $10 you’ll never have to worry about speaking to me again

And now, a selection from the WDGAFWYBAITA Choir. #blacksky

Once upon a Karaoke Night, I whispered to a man that fearless guys turn me on. Dude got up and sang “Hit Me Baby One More Time” complete with some of the video dance routine.

“If you wanna ride…DON’T RIDE THE WHITE HORSE!”

“it’s the thought that counts” fuck them thoughts

I was about to make a whole thread about debanking but ultimately I don't have the energy to deal with the fall out So I'll just do TLDR If you don't know how to move after losing your bank access, ask sex workers. They've been delaing with it for decades

Happy Friday, y’all!!! #blacksky

THIS. There are an ASTONISHING number of males who have the same mindset as a teenage GIRL.

No long list at all…definitely more than blowing up my notifications. Do and say something that proves you are not a waste of time, energy, money and brain cells. Sooooo glad I’m not single…it’s pure hell out there.

I will never forgive the internet for teaching you niggas about polyamory Yall aint ethical yall just do shit cause yall got a harem fantasy

More than hinting is required before I even consider a nasty nap with someone spamming my posts. 😹

Reading is FUNDAMENTAL.

I will never not see 18 & 19 year olds as Teenagers. And 20- 22 are kidults.

You’re definitely a Demisexual. Love that for you!!! 💙

Bingo!

Betting this DEFINITELY won’t be shared. #blacksky

IYKYK.

❤️💛Muladhara and Manipura.💛❤️ ❤️MFs release any tension or resistance in their body and mind. 💛MFs forgive themselves and others, releasing any lingering negativity. 🪢MFs bound body frees MFs soul. It's ME...I'm MFs.

Okay, I’ll say it…When hurt folx stop hurting folx, the comments on posts like this won’t seem so hurtful. And for the record, my statement is gender neutral.

IT’S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!

After watching these vloggers, podcasters, and YouTubers stumbling, mumbling, and bumbling while reading and explaining legal documents, medical terminology, government spending, et cetera over the past sixteen months, this is absolutely ACCURATE af. Bless ‘em all.

If he can feed my mind, heart, body, and soul on a consistent basis, wherever tf he wants to go. Otherwise, enjoy the Value Menu.

I’m so glad I work alone because I’m in here HOLLERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the energy on Earth is connected. How you align with and manage that energy is how you succeed in life.

MFs are adding “bacon” to mute list because, what directly in thaFUK, y’all?!? It’s ME…I’m MFs.

The entire modern right is people who were appalled at the idea of a black President and would burn the world down and kill their own kids to make sure it never happens again.

Matthew Stafford is 5-0 with 16 TDs and 0 INTs in last 5 starts. Only QBs since merger to win 6 straight in same season w/out an INT: Tom Brady 8, 2010 Lamar Jackson 7, 2019 Patrick Mahomes 6, 2024 Aaron Rodgers 6, 2016 Alex Smith 6, 2015 Troy Aikman 6, 1993 Phil Simms 6, 1990 Roger Staubach 6, 1971

Having gone through a journey with my wife to be blessed with our daughter, I really encourage men to allow themselves space to fully acknowledge their desires for a child, the pain of a loss, and the joy of experiencing the gift. We don’t have to emotionally detach to provide emotional support.

Okay, we’re UP NOW, dammit! Whyyyy is this skeet so LOUD?!? Folx have hangovers and $h!t to deal with, and you’re dropping truth bombs EARLY on a Saturday morning!!!

Black folx:

Disgusting and DESPICABLE.

Squeeeeeeee!!! #nfl

This is 100% truth. Add to it he has an all female management team led by his rockstar agent Nicole Lynn and that I would absolutely show his press conferences in a media training course for politicians. In a world of problematic men - be a Jalen Hurts.

pumpkin pie is good but it tastes like it wants to be sweet potato pie when it grows up. sweet potato pie is a role model. the blueprint.

T H I S .

Any second now… #coltsgame

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VALID.

Anyhoo…these mimosas and Iron Horse are MAGNIFICENT. Go Colts, though.

Watching this Colts/Falcons game like…

QBs who were coached by Daboll who got better after he left. Josh Allen Daniel Jones.

Tell Me #DruHill #NFL🏈