No, I don’t think I’ll trust a new mortgage plan devised by a guy who famously doesn’t pay his bills and lies about his property values to cheat on his taxes and get fraudulent loans that he doesn’t pay back because he goes bankrupt.

AI companies learned the lesson of the financial crisis that if you overextend yourself with other people’s money, the government will be forced to rescue you from your own mistakes to avoid the entire economy collapsing when you go down.

They should re-release Hail, Caesar! and Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood as a double feature.

Terrence Malick’s Predator Badlands

In this house, we stand for the flag and we kneel for the rotating saw blade protecting the Holy Grail from Nazis

There are lots of really smart and effective use cases for AI that people have been doing effectively without you even being aware. It’s when people are pitching AI as the selling point of something that you know it’s probably not that great and is just a gimmick.

Strained my back working out, so of course I went for a run and then did a bunch of chores so now my back pain is making me walk like an old man.

Just arrived in the mail

Fleetwood Mac is The Beatles if John and Paul were fucking each other instead of just jerking off together.

There’s no reason to fight the SNAP decision except that Trump doesn’t want the precedent that a court can make him do something. Also, he thinks making people suffer will make Democrats give in, which is what Lex Luthor would do.

Stranger Things should end with them traveling back in time to rescue Barb.

My socks keep me focused

Rich people who threaten to leave a place if you tax them more never leave because other places would also tax them and anywhere that doesn’t tax you is somewhere you wouldn’t want to live because they don’t have revenue to do anything to make it livable. Anyone willing to deal with that already has

I think United should give me more Premier Qualifying Points when my flight is delayed 5 hours, which is as long as the flight. Getting me to higher status for what I’ve suffered is like giving a Purple Heart to a soldier who’s been wounded.

What a banger

A think that’s often ignored about the Luddites is that they weren’t people who were just averse to technology like some religious movements. They were workers who thought their bosses were using automation to replace them or force them to take low wages, and they were correct about both.

On a whim, I decided to give Google’s Gemini a whirl with a very simple search request and it failed to give me the information that would have popped up at the top of a regular Google search even after I clarified 3 times that it was giving me information unrelated to what I asked for.

Taco Bell has a fully dare-based menu.

Stopped for a snack on my way home from the airport at 4 in the morning and they had all the self-checkout registers closed so I had to wait around for the only person working to realize anyone was there and come from the stock room up to the front. This is the whole point of self-checkout.

The people at the airport who block the gate before the inbound flight had even arrived yet are the same people who try to push their way onto the subway before letting anyone off the train. You’re just making it take longer.

My already late flight was delayed 3 hours, but our incoming plane doesn’t even land until 15 minutes after they claim we’re boarding, so obviously my plane is going to be delayed another hour and they just don’t want to tell us because I’m sure it triggers some penalty.

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FORCE MAJEURE (2014): Dir. Ruben Ostlund

I wish the aioli trend would end because I can never trust that what the menu claims is aioli isn’t just flavored mayo which is not, in fact, the same thing.

What channel do we tune in to see Alan Dershowitz shoot himself which he said he would do if Mamdani won? Is it just local or national? Will it be on Tubi?

AI is not inherently good or bad, because it’s not actually a person. It’s a tool. But the people funding, building, and exploiting it can be and are often bad or at least negligently amoral about it.

You’d think after obsessing about Muslims for the last 25 years that eventually Republicans would consider learning one single thing about anything Muslims believe.

The guys who were fine with the mayor taking their tax dollars and giving it to his friends or going on vacation because it meant they could get access to him by giving him more money are upset about a mayor taking their tax dollars and giving it to their employees so they can get the bus to work.

After this is all over, we should probably just burn down the White House again and start fresh. It’s probably not salvageable at all.

Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...

So far, it seems like the only people leaving NYC because of Mamdani are Adams appointees who seem to be aware they won’t keep their jobs and might even be investigated for corruption by a real mayor.

“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.” Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.

I mean, why wouldn’t you show ID when you vote? You have to show ID at the grocery store. You show ID at the dog park. You show ID when you eat a sandwich. I just tried to use the bathroom and had to take out my ID before my bladder would empty.

They had to put a sign on the Oval Office because the President is too old and senile to remember where his office is or recognize common shapes.

what a difference a year makes. welcome back new jersey 💙

BREAKING: The Democrats have seized the majority in the Minnesota Senate!

Anyone who said they would move out of NYC if Mamdani won should be forcibly removed if they don’t do so.

Pronouns are back on the menu, boys

The rich people who didn’t want to pay more taxes because they earned their money by being so smart and right sure paid a lot of money to fail to elect people everyone told them were bad candidates and would lose.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Nearly every county in Virginia has shifted blue in a massive statement against Donald Trump.

New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor. I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.

My partner is actually the sexiest man alive but one of the things that makes him so sexy is that he’s too humble to ever accept People’s award.

One of these days, Trump is going to order a nuclear strike on London because someone shows him an AI video of Queen Elizabeth firing space lasers at Mar-a-Lago and he’ll think it’s real.

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

Say what you will, but JD Vance would never be persuasive enough to shoot a guy in the face and get that guy to apologize to him for it.

this is so accurate 💀

The ghost of Jeffrey Epstein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.