Frances McDormand is having so much fun in Something’s Gotta Give. I wanna watch her spinoff.

Judah Friedlander held a door open for me at a parking garage near Rockefeller Center.

Probably not beating the depression allegations by watching 7 movies in 2 days.

It’s such a brilliant, iconic scene that it never occurs to you that Sally would absolutely not be okay with making a spectacle of herself faking an orgasm in a crowded restaurant. But it’s so funny that it’s worth breaking the logic of the movie for.

Julia Child really was living the life: cooking and eating in Paris with a pretty gay husband. We should all be so lucky.

Nora Ephron makes movies about faintly unpleasant people in beautiful settings.

Watching the Sandra Bullock FBI trilogy: Miss Congeniality, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous, and The Heat

There’s a whole implied movie we never got to see between Die Hard and Die Hard 2 where John and Al are partners and best friends in L.A.

As the queer son, I dominate in Christmas wrapping.

Make the Yuletide bisexual

Amy burning Jo’s manuscript is one of the worst crimes ever committed and she deserved to drown.

Reading the new collection of Harper Lee’s short stories and essays and the real takeaway was that there was a time when you could live in a hotel in NYC for $20 a month and you could write a novel because a friend just gave you $1,200 for the whole year, and the novel sold so well you retired.

Just realized I’ve walked where Bill Pullman steps in dog shit in While You Were Sleeping.

Avatar: The Way of Watto

“In America, you no longer have to apologize for having a penis” - JD Vance in a week, probably

No one is asking white people to apologize for being white. They are asking white people who think people are mad about their skin color instead of their actions to apologize for those actions.

It’s so weird that there’s now basically always one movie you’ve never heard of at the multiplex which is some low-budget Christian propaganda which will make millions because it tricked white evangelicals into thinking going to the movies is as good as going to actual church (which they don’t)

Doing a comfort rewatch of Best Friends Forever and Playing House. If I were a billionaire, I’d fund infinite episodes of whatever Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair want to do.

The number 1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Umm …

Having one of those days when I wish I were a millionaire retiree with a personal trainer and could just make “looking ripped” my whole personality.

Do you think Trump realizes this name makes it sound like there was an undisclosed Kennedy with weird deformities they kept in a basement and named Trump because he wasn’t worthy of a normal human name? “Did you ever hear of JFK’s mutant cousin, Trump Kennedy?”

The 3 episode sitcom arc of “I just met the most incredible person! / It’s wonderful being with this person! / Oh no, turns out this person is nuts and we gotta break up!”

These are the people who are willing to go on the record. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

Unless I was talking to a friend who I’d had since before they were a journalist, I wouldn’t assume what I said to one was off the record. I certainly wouldn’t think that if they took out their phone to make a literal audio record of it. And definitely not if we talked 10 more times.

No, I don’t need someone scanning all my skeets who proudly talks about their love of AI.

After the first canceled monthly jobs report in decades, we finally got updated numbers about Trump's economy – and they don’t look good for the American people. Donald Trump’s chaotic tariffs and failed economic policies are hammering the labor market and harming workers.

I think Spielberg’s got a big hit on his hands

All the reporters asking Trump if he stands by the crazy thing he posted (obviously) isn’t as important as asking why would he post anything at all when he could have simply said nothing when all it does is upset people including his supporters while gaining him nothing

I can only get my hair to do this when I’m not trying to

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

I posted hog on my alt. My alt is a PR account for pork farmers.

I Love L.A. is about an amazing boyfriend with infinite patience played by Josh Hutcherson.

Continuing my annual tradition of watching the discs I received as gifts last year and hadn’t gotten around to watching yet so I have room for new discs

If I were in the White House or Congressional press pool, I would simply carry around a tablet with tabs for everything I’m referencing so that when Mike Johnson or the President refuses to comment on something, claiming the haven’t seen it, I can say “oh, it’s right here. Look. What’s your comment?

My toxic trait is that I hold out hope that something good will happen when all evidence is to the contrary.

Is this Seasonal Depression or Original Recipe?

Tom Petty was right about the waiting

Trump doesn’t know how to flip a coin because he’s never handed money over willingly before.

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.

Snowed in this morning ❄️

Is it anxiety or have I had too much coffee? Better pour myself a cup o’ joe and think about it obsessively.

A Catholic upbringing means that even when you are an innocent victim, you still feel like maybe you’re at fault somehow for being a bad person or that you’re a bad person for not fixing the problem you didn’t create.

It’s frustrating that being objectively correct doesn’t necessarily get you anything

Legolas at Helms Deep:

Home Alone is a Die Hard movie and Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so by the transitive property, Home Alone is a Christmas movie. You can’t argue with that math. It checks out.

You ever feel like you’re dying and then remember that you are but it’ll (hopefully) take a few more decades?