Cigars and bourbon with friends in the French Quarter on a beautiful Friday night. It’s nice to breathe for once.

“Fellas, does owning a Shih Tzu make you gay?” Like you can’t even monetize shitposting on threads so this crotch goblin is doing it for the love of the game

Mon dieu

Omg why is the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo sooooooo good. I cannot put this book down

Gonna get a lotta mileage out of this meme

When you kill time looking through old drafts in the airport and realize bitch, you can write

Unless that savior is Basil Hayden I have no idea who your govt is referring to here

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Help him! He’s a DOCTOR!

Spending Xmas morning walking through MDW playing Jason Mraz

Also I’ve been thinking one of the dudes from Die Hard was Huey Lewis this whole time

He deserves this at the very least. I'm talking a subatomic level. At the most? He deserves every penny Pam Bondi & Kristi Noem & their families have ever earned & ever will earn. Happy Holidays, Kilmar. You deserve it all. search.app/Epg5h

Peking duck, Die Hard and hot chocolate

Got a missing baby y'all, 13yo Chloe Bargky #nolasky #nolatwitter www.fox8live.com/2025/12/24/1...

I couldn’t choose 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oooh I can see this too

After careful deliberation @karnythia.bsky.social and I have agreed that it is neither opossum or squirrel but naked mole rat that Kash resembles

Mmmm let’s put up photos to compare bc I still think the squirrel community to reclaim him

Maaaan I miss ethics in journalism that shit was hot

Is this melancholy hormonal, environmental, or is it Just Christmas: A December Mystery

Yep. Since that Duke lacrosse scandal.

Few stitches and some tussin, you can put buddy back on the farm.

Please remind your family members across these holidays that Nazi extermination camps were not called that initially. Just, eventually, you've enslaved too many and you start systematically and obviously murdering them. That is what is happening here. Right now. HappenING.

PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE, SANTA

I need to write her ass the sternest of letters

Your car should come to a complete stop at an intersection as I’m crossing the street. I ain’t playin witchall. If you kill me I will haunt you.

Two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy”

I need a “Canadian Treachery” sweatshirt

Again, please drag journalists more because these posts are fucking embarrassing

Not really jazzed about flying to Nawlins this week knowing the Natl Guard will be there tho

CAPRICORN SZN UP

We’re so delightful tho

Oh noes he can’t come aboard bc I’ve torched the bridge

This is infuriating. Thanks to Adam for a wonderfully comprehensive account of how the Roberts court is attacking the Civil War amendments to the constitution 1/

Oh shit

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

If you think buying a ticket means you get to yell racist shit at players I think it's pretty clear where the problem is

really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

In true Capricorn fashion my excitement about turning a year older will disappear by the time my birthday comes

Six Movies To Know Me Top Gun Carrie Hav Plenty Primary Colors The Truth About Cats and Dogs My Best Friend’s Wedding

Sister Jean and Ranger Betty gone in the same year. Get your rest. Thank you.

Maybe my holiday joy will be sparked at the Christkindlmarket

The fact that Jake Paul has also scammed his own fans makes him a perfect example of this phenomenon, too.

Y’all didn’t tell me that Clifford Harris is doing stand up now. These clips are giving Temu Eddie Griffin

Omg the euphoria of it all really draws you in

Omg this sportsball game is cray

When you’re watching the game and Dave Portnoy’s face gives you a jump scare

This is one of the most beautiful songs ever made. I’ve loved it since I was a child.

Is … is nature healing? Many people are asking.

2 if you count the couple literally just passing through bc, eww