Day 4 done and dusted!! Amazing weekend. No notes. #Lollapalooza

Day 3 done! Got my face melted off by Doechii and had a blast at Twice! #Lollapalooza

4 years ago when @karnythia.bsky.social introduced me to the high life in Lollapalooza platinum. I have never recovered. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social

Living my best life at Lolla. My faves so far: Durand Bernarr (who I met after the show and got a hug from!), Magdalena Bay, Tyler the Creator, Tanner Addell, and Foster the People. About to see Olivia Rodrigo. Stressed about missing Korn. #Lollapalooza

Its raining lightly and I'm sitting under my patio umbrella enjoying my coffee and staring at my plants like the coastal grandmother I aspire to be. But Dora hates the umbrella and won't lay under it so she's laying by the patio door staring pathetically wanting me to come inside.

Today's adorable little harvest. Getting up in the morning, picking stuff out of my garden and then having a coffee with Endora on the deck is truly the life. How did humans fuck this up so bad?

Nah its cool Endora. I didn't actually want to be stretched out and comfortable anymore.

Oh. So uh...what y'all been up to over here?

So. Along with ~ 6000 of my colleagues at Microsoft/LinkedIn, I was laid off on Tuesday. I...guess that's all I have to say about that, lolsmh.

Love sitting in a meeting to review custom insights that I've spent two weeks putting together only for half of my work to get put in the appendix because "too many slides" when I literally just replicated the slides they asked for with the new data.

Generative AI is indefensible

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

I'm walking through the park to my nephew's babseball game and just passed another game where "Pumped Up Kicks" is being used as a walk-on song for a middle school aged kid. That's... a choice.

Every visible part of him look like the last thing God did that day.

First of all, he's lying because he's ugly.

I can't remember if I used my water pik this morning but I'll never forget this.

this is the worst lie anyone has ever told

Sports auntie on duty! ⚾️

I really enjoy my Z Flip 4, even though I'm well aware that it's a piece of crap. But now I need a new phone (because Z Flips are garbage) and I can't decide if I want to get another Z Flip (because they are so cute😭😭) or a Galaxy.

Today's doggy daycare photos are winners.

Killer Queen

Its take your kids to work day in my office today, and I just decided my agenda for the day will be focused on hoing around and stealing babies to hold. It's all just too cute.

MIGHTILY

SAT and ready for #Sinners!

Eat locally. Small operations are inspected by their state health services departments. 🌠

You don't need a commission of historians to tell you that the debt that France imposed on Haiti for *freeing itself from slavery & colonialism* was a grotesque injustice. It's been a drag on Haiti's development for 200 years. Still, this is a (hesitant) step in the right direction.

Playing "Take Me to Church" in the cafeteria during breakfast is...a choice. Lol.

I was reading along, nodding, saying “this sucks, this should never have happened” and then I hit this speed bump.

Today @vanhollen.senate.gov was denied entry to the same prison.

We knew this, of course, but the government of El Salvador isn't shy to admit – boast, really – that the US government is paying them to detain these people. The Trump Administration's claims that this is a state secret are ludicrous on their face.

The Righteous Gemstones might be the wildest shit I've ever watched.

JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.

1. I don't mind going to the office but goddamn I am exhausted when I get home. 2. I've always known that the cooks in our cafe can burn, but...the macaroni and cheese at lunch today? OMG. GOD TIER. I'm still thinking about it. I need to talk to them when I go back Thursday. I need DETAILS

Plant ppl: i have a pothos plant that is attempting to take over my eat in kitchen area (which is where all my plants live). Like I'm glad despite my usual efforts, miss mamas is THRIVING but...now what? I realize this might need a photo but I'm not home now so I'll do that later.

There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:

stacey abrams put the entire country on her back and the party abandoned her

The administration that called Canada “the 51st state” and said “we’re going to get” Greenland is suddenly cowed by sovereignty.

I got racially profiled in a DSW yesterday and while its hardly the first time, the whole situation is firmly stuck in my craw still.

It's such a simple recipe but I've made these noodles like four times this month already. www.budgetbytes.com/garlic-noodl...

Slate hates it? That means I'll be watching it TONIGHT

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

IKTR David. You better take yo girl on her dream vacation! #LoveOnTheSpectrum

*email from fidelity investments* Me:

Having a hard time getting up to drive shareholder value today.

I can't wait for my girl Dani to find somebody who can match her freak. I believe in her. #LoveOnTheSpectrum