Aiight, bout to kick off this fast. See y’all in a month or so. Y’all be cool ✌🏾

“It has pockets!!”

How nice of Erin Andrews to celebrate Mary J. Blige's birthday today 🎉

Put her in that scene in Four Brothers

I hate Buffalo so much. I’m only watching the playoffs to see them lose.

Joshes Allen like Attorneys General

Going out to chill with the bros and getting roasted for not dressing to pull women is WILD 😂

The His & Hers twist

Hope your husband walks in mid episode like “HEEEEEEEYYYY”

Was considering starting His & Hers without the wife but hadn’t fully committed…I was only about 50% gonna do it… Turned on the tv and saw she had already started without me. I’m about to milk this

Everyone was in their bag for that one

I’ve been eating any and everything before my fast starts like I’m bout to go into hibernation

This is how it feels

I don’t watch a lot of Teddy Demetrius Jakes but, in the couple of clips I saw, Cam was trying that foolishness with him and Jakes was frying him on the spot

I would like us to all leave Cam is the abyss of yesterplasma

Cosmo:

Would sharpen your pencil 8 times in a single day when you had a new fit/shoes

This swings wildly depending on what we’re talking about. Original catalogue, Jill by a mile. Vocally, Ledisi by a mile.

It’s kinda wild to me just how much I *don’t* know about pop culture despite how online I am

Same. Sounds like he’s coasting.

Scarface

I want Ja in Minnesota so bad 😂 In a league full of trainer bags and international vibes, just imagine loll

Bruno is one of my favs but very underwhelmed by that single

Let’s gooooo

A modulating national anthem is nuts. War and Treaty 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Talking to your friends via walkie talkie (Nextel chirp) instead of calling or texting

Being curious about a random topic and having to look the answer up in an encyclopedia

typing “Round of Applause Rihanna” and getting “did you mean Take A Bow?” is crazy. What you mean it’s not Round of Applause?

Tasha Mack singing Take A Bow is a top 10 greatest moment in television history. Real drama.

It can be a minute because that “probably such and such” feature is a crutch 😂

1. !!!!!!!! 2. I need to know the dates that Raye is opening because that’s gonna influence my decision.

I don’t mess with betting apps, I only bet on games in person when I’m Vegas a couple times a year for work. I need OKC to finish this 6 let parlay I have and they are putting me through it . The other parts of the parlay? Magic and Raptors. This is why I don’t do this regularly

CJ McCullom won the Wizards-Hawks trade

🔥🔥🔥

swear Vegas is the most ridiculous place in the world (derogatory)

If Andre 3000 did it they’d say it was genius!

Anointed Rising Manifesting a Beautiful Rest Yesterplasma Blissings Behold, the track listing for my next instrumental new age jazz EP

I’m adding yesterplasma to the bag when I’m trolling someone with hotep phrases. He was cooking 😂😂😂

Currently in that 30 min period in the hotel room where I just got in from a day of conferencing but still have a night ahead of client dinners/drinks and the devil on my shoulder is asking what would happen if I just stayed in the room

Won’t matter because doorbell me probably already knows if I answer or don’t. Is it really my choice or has the choice already been made?! 🤔🤔

I wanna see Kiki and Aliyah on at the same time. Give them hell for real

You don’t have as much motion as you think if you can’t pull up with your squad. This is universal for all situations.

My dawg tried to book at the Comfort Inn Largo (even after I gave him specific recommendations) because he wanted to save some money…. He did the Simpsons meme when he walked in the lobby 😂😂😂. Had to take the L on the $25 or whatever he paid for the room

First Baptist Glenarden got the official service. That is literally 5 min up the street for me…might have to hit this for real

WE’RE GETTING NEW SAULT!!!

Waiting for the marrieds to stop getting jumped so I can hop on the timeline again with my random takes

Still

one of us marrieds messed up on here already? 2026 ain’t even done thawing out yet.