Lolllll

When they started to turn that thang around at the end

Forget the drinks, say more on the $8 crab legs. Those all you can eat orrrr

Reading this is crazy. Forced labor is slavery btw. 57 slaves

No matter how many times I see this, I’m still gonna say “D-Issa?!?!” a few times before I remember what the joke is

Dawg, what?!?! They are already prepared to spin this into content?!?

My thing with boycotts is that I’m down for almost anything, I just wanna know is it really a thing or not? I’m 100% down for boycotting if we’re One band, One sound. I’m not down for missing out if it’s not part of a collective and I’m just taking a personal L.

Ledisi is SINGING on this new album. If Samara drops this Grammy cycle, it could be Ledisi, Samara, and Cecile all against each other in ‘27. Jazz version of this Tyler/Kendrick/Clipse Rap AOTY battle coming up.

I missed an alert earlier this week for a dinner reservation that I’m trying to snag for the Mrs. and I’ve been hesitant to sleep ever since. I hate these games with restaurants

I Really Mean it - The Diplomats

That JT track is awful but I’m all for the ladies taking it to the booth. Turn it up.

“Hey Siri, this is Shirley”

How do you even approach your man’s AI girlfriend as a woman?

That plate was $20 MAX. *if* she got a juice or something.

Hating on someone else’s blessing that doesn’t have anything to do with you is wild. Even MORE wild is usually when there is an unexpected hookup, there is opportunity for the person to overdo it on the tip. He’s talking himself out of money by being concerned about money that ain’t his.

Ima go with space because as wild as the stuff is at the bottom of the ocean, you mess around in space and end up in something our minds can’t even comprehend

We don’t gotta know names. We know routines and preferences and that enough

1-877-KARS 4 KIDS K- A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS 1-877- KARS 4 KIDS DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY!!!

“WHERE IS JA?!?!”

The Michelle Williams’, the Meg’s, and the Mary J’s

That thread is spot on. Skills that translate in my professional world were, and still are, developed from being involved in my local Black church. Same for my child in her early childhood development.

The Black church is flawed and many churches are not open to all, especially Black LGBTQ folks. Let me state that up front. The Black church was also a vehicle for leadership development. It was there that I learned how to run a meeting, how to speak up, *how to give an impromptu talk,* etc.

1 and 2.

I act like my kid has a wire on at all times because that girl be LISTENING. Don’t say anything that can’t be repeated to any random person

Me instigating Homecoming shenanigans for other people on text/group chat, hundreds of miles away in the safety of my loving home

A simple:

I also need my money more than that airline or hotel. We are heading into dark times people.

I can’t believe I have friends who are 20 years into marriage. Not just that, but I can’t believe I’ve witnessed a 20 year marriage from scratch. Time is FLYING.

This is the only time I enjoy talking on the phone. Elite convos

I’ll enjoy a cigar 3 or 4 times in a calendar year. That’s about it.

I remember the first time I smoked hookah; it was also the last time.

Caesar is one of the worst spelled words I’ve ever come across

The housing hustle igniting a foreclosure crisis in Baltimore

Y’all are funny on here tonight

I can confirm that the National Guard was keeping Mission- Navy Yard safe this afternoon. Your Wednesday happy hour drinks that are only discounted by $1-$2 dollars are safe and secure 🫡

stop sharing ai videos for any reason challenge

Getting a quote for a home improvement project this evening and I’m already pre-tired from them trying to drag it out to be a 2.5 hour presentation with an attempt at a hard close for a contract. Every single time I tell them, “we’re not signing tonight, we just want a quote” and they drag it.

Again, all “meeting them in hell” does is further a cycle of nastiness. Now you’re talking about things that should be off limits, such as kids, because they talked about things off limits. OR you could pay it dust, like the other party (not) involved, and not get dragged into talking about kids.

Cause we shutting down shit today I came into office in sweats and a T-shirt. One of my coworkers was like “you look young and hip” 0_o Am I not “Young and hip”?

Notice how you’re getting dunked on but it’s still less than 100 quotes because it’s mostly, if not all, real people responding?

My *favorite* voice

Let me say this about the Fever…Stephanie White was worth the tampering and every damn cent she was paid. Talk about motivating and coaching your team to buy in to whatever game plan written up to overcome adversity to COMPETE is some elite shit

Also

A’ja please 😂😂😂

Mercury in 4

Aye man @mythghts.bsky.social

They ended up with a great look, but the 4 time MVP with 33 pts can't touch the ball with the season on the line?

Trade Caitlin Clark; build around Odyssey Sims.

I want the Aces to win, and technically it’s a foul, but you don’t call that in this moment