A foreign fart in a car? I’d call the police

You in HIS car! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s one thing to think something, it’s a whole other to record yourself, watch the video back and be like yea, post.

Saw a man on TikTok, a Nigerian doctor complain about paying $30 worth of drinks. Have we lost the plot? Are we indeed cooked, chat?

The Lord has to go back to the drawing board with the men because wtf

Im still thinking about this tomato soup I had a week ago. It was life altering. The only thing is, the restaurant’s bread wasn’t good, at all. But I do know where to get some delicious bread. May have to go on an adventure

I can’t believe folks still have children. That’s crazy. You ain’t even gotta go thru allat. Pretty impressive selection of children already alive, walking, potty trained and could probably make noodles on their own.

Make a grilled cheese with this. Thank me later

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

For All We Know -Donny Hathaway

“You can’t manifest peace from panic” music.apple.com/us/album/the... #SlaysPlay

*Calm is my new currency* The writing on this album is beautiful. I feel like she has been speaking to me. music.apple.com/us/album/reg...

I’m coming out of retirement to rob them. *plays Stick up kid by Lyfe Jennings*

She talking that talk. First time hearing this album and this is what you need to refill your cup to music.apple.com/us/album/wea... #SlaysPlay

This lady had me in the first 20 seconds. This song is so damn good. Welcome Kisa Soul music.apple.com/us/album/the... #SlaysPlay

Man what the hell is this?! Hold on nie music.apple.com/us/album/2-m...

Went through 36 songs and nothing really stuck. But here is number 37 and I’ve found a new voice!!! #SlaysPlay music.apple.com/us/album/mis...

Do yall believe that there was no joy at protests before now? Do you think people didn’t play music? Laugh? Fall in love all while fighting oppression. Birth rates don’t completed plummet during times of unrest. People live and protest. You can agitate and not be angry at every moment.

Most Americans have lack of understanding regarding politics, power, and history in this country. This is why I’m seeing so many criticizing how people are protesting while they sit at home as people are kidnapped, raped and killed. It’s important to learn before speaking

Where is the anti-ice music?!

Sixty new songs to go through.

If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.

Going to the grocery store multiple times a week, not properly storing food for freezing and living in a house of 10 people is quite a man’s doing. My bad. You got me there, buddy.

I don’t keep my deep freezer at capacity because I’ve lost food to power outages. However, freezer burn is avoidable. Not forgetting is really avoidable. I didn’t say your household didn’t work nor that anyone was starving. I said it was inefficient; which it is.

I simply can’t trust someone who types percentages like this.

Also this

I actually have to do an inventory this week before I buy new groceries of all the frozen things I currently have in my freezer and deep freezer

With 10 people in a house, you need a double sized deep freezer, and 2 refrigerators. Otherwise someone is always at the store, always cooking and always washing dishes. There is no room to freeze meals, not much room for left overs and where do the drinks go?

There must be a woman or women and girls keeping this running. Kind of cruel

Of course it’s possible. It’s just terribly inefficient

awesome

Make the wife gets the biggest bouquet and tell her it’s just because you always get to stare at something beautiful (her), so she should have the same pleasure

Go get your mom and wife and daughter a bouquet with a pretty vase. Today

Boy hell nah

Krispy Kreme donuts are gross (sorry). The cake to sugar ratio is all off.

I’m in love!

No! Who gon be the boys? 😂😂

Dunkin donuts so bad they took donuts out the name.

If it’s for something that cooks longer than 8 minutes? Yes

I feel like this pretty much sums up the rot at the core of American civic life as a whole. “Hold the fuck up, cowboy. I signed up for the great power, not the great responsibility when I signed up for the church/media/government/think tank complex/etc.”

I should be sleep but…I’m a rebel

And it ain’t close

As a writer, I recognize the importance of being a reader. And the most important thing you will ever read is the room

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.” it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

I hope I never lose that part of me that gets excited about the possibilities

My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.