UH obliterating A&M. AS GOD INTENDED

YA YA has become my fav from CC

One of my favorite tweets remains true

Fuck. If you know what this means you know it is not good.

Dillon Brooks has a very punchable face

The sky is the limit to what I can have

Literally crying laughing right now. Apparently there is a neighborhood in Houston called Lakewood on the nawfside and it’s supposed to be “notorious” for violence. Except, no one has heard of it lmaoooo. Everyone in the comments talking about “WHO?” 🤣🤣🤣

Dillon Brooks looks like a fungus 😭

Are you All Lives Mattering Ramadan???

when ginuwine was a boy he was known as ginugrapes. not many people know this

But with hair..

Oh baby, I’m sorry. This happened to me but it was a paper. Almost dropped out

He is a cartoon villain

It’s one of my favorite songs!

My timeline is all over the place

Get on your knees and beg for it?!

19 years for $550 fucking dollars is sick in the first place. While these people are backing the brinks trucks up to the treasury.

I really used to LOVE SOUTHWEST airlines. Now they just eyeballing your fat deposits and saying “hell nah Kelly price” at their own discretion. That’s absolutely crazy.

The sky is the limit to what I can have

Canes is poo trash!

I don’t even be caring about my typos on here anymore

Is that considered weird? Chips, chili and cheese FIRE

Whoever decided to remove The Wayans Bros and In The House from streaming platforms.. YA’ MOM’S A HOE!!!

Meeeeeeee

I don’t make small batches so it literally all day from beginning to storing

Buying my friends flowers, gifts, lunches >>> I love to make a pretty woman smile. I know I’d be tricking off regularly if I was a man 😂 That’s what life’s about

Wow I’m just catching strays I see

I’m pro shutting the fuck up.

I had one today as well. Get them titties smushed ladies!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Saving them for trash pick up?

Don’t experiment on Thanksgiving. DONT EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING

!!!

Which chicken has the best sauces: Peruvian Chicken Or Peri Peri Chicken It’s a hard decision for me

I love the facts too much

Don Toliver fans are just a little musty at all times.

FOR TWISTED BREAD??

It’s like when yall be convinced Lake Lanier is haunted because it was built over an area. When the truth is most bodies found in Lake Lanier are of people who were drunk at the time of their drowning. Sometimes things aren’t as sinister as they seem.

Also, you don’t eat soup at a rodeo. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with y’all.

I want to tell yall something. People go to the Houston Rodeo Carnival for the food. You are eating all kinds of crazy stuff and mixing it with sugary drinks, dehydration and exhaustion. Spoiled gumbo is rancid. If it were spoiled, you would know before eating. Ppl gotta stop lmao

Yall be finding a problem with everything. Got damn

Yes. And if they're lucky they find it and follow it.

and insurance is half the note. and if you don’t have insurance, they tell your loan servicer and the dmv. and the dmv will suspend your license

And the average pay is like $15/ hr … $2400/ month BEFORE they tax you … to make a WHOLE life.

@taastee.blacksky.app happy birthday 🎁🎂🎈🎊🎉

Trigger Warning ⚠️ Hold the hell on Cesar Chavez raped Dolores Huerta and father two kids by her that she gave to other families to raise?! Man, come on bro.

You know who else knows their way around a chicken … them damn Peruvians

Queen Latifah fine as hell.

olives

A simple observation… what’s the problem ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣