That scene where those androids were snatching people up if you move is making want to give West World a try. But idk, lately I just have been unable to commit to consuming new media.

This has been the longest shortest week ever!! TGIF 🗣️

I tried to get into substack and I deleted that shit in two days because they wouldn’t stop emailing me.

Yeah… bare minimum today… or nothing at all. Idk, jury’s out still

Yall like summer album? I was seeing critiques on TikTok

Donica Lewinsky still got me chuckling

When’s the last time they invented a new type of garment for men?

Now that I think about it, I must’ve been fortunate because I was luckily not made fun of for liking Alt Black things when I was growing up.

I usually hate to see people crying on this internet but I felt so bad 😭

“I’m tired of my inner child being sad” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I will never forgive Apple for saying fuck that MacBook camera

I dead ass check TikTok before I check YouTube just to avoid ads 😂

I would love a song with Normani and Tinashe or Chloe. I fear the dancing would power the gay agenda for at least century

My phone has been on vibrate since ‘08

“Serving size” is a joke.

Kaashcreamz or whatever his name is, on TikTok telling women to stop eating ass and leave it to the gays because they don’t do it right. I am screaming 😭

Jack Dorsey doing everything but taking Twitter back

It’s all the women saying 10 min and if a straight nigga ain’t never made me nut, I wouldn’t want longer than that either.

Unfollowed. I don’t want that shit on my skyline.

I wish people still felt shame.

The volume warning on iPhone is so dumb. More than half the time the music not even loud enough. ESPECIALLY DOLBY ATMOS versions!

Everytime I end up on that discover tab I’m assaulted with one of these near naked mayo monkeys and I hate it!

I think these beads are working against him and overtime.

I'd rather be the person that 10 people love than the person 1,000 people like.

If I go through anything emotionally or psychologically, the first thing affected is my appetite.

the word c*ck gets you blocked — I’m tired lol

Happy birthdayyyy @justboog.bsky.social 🫶🏽🎊🥳🥂

The girls are toxic and love violence. Like it turns them on and that’s crazy.

Niggas don’t want partners, they want fans and attention.

TM9 and Yebba ate up ‘Always’

Damn they closed Negril???? WHERE TF AM I GONNA GET SORREL MIMOSAS NOW!???

Anybody else’s Bluesky get stuck on a video? Happened quite a few times

Plugs about to make a phenomenal comeback if hemp gets REcriminalized

Like… that last pose was pusssss

I still love that jojo pose trend from TikTok. Some of them really bodied

I'm so unpopular that if Bluesky was real, I'd be getting stuffed in lockers. 😆

1. Crying over niggas ain’t allowed. 2. Being a heart broken bitch is outta style

One can only pray

I wanna lie down so bad 😣

I just found out people air fry live crabs… that’s so cruel

And they be having good butt! Idk what that’s about 🙂‍↕️

What percentage of gay men have a lisp? Why does it tell me you can suck dick well

I would do laser hair removal for my balls but I’m scared lol

Waking up at 5am is not for the weak. I hate it here

I have maybe a dozen movies on my watch list and it’s growing everyday without me making progress 🫩

literally me as a ga(y)mer 😭

Give me both 🙂‍↕️