It’s been time

I see the kids and the yts doing it. Time to let it go.

I would like people to leave Swag Surfin in 2019. It hasn’t been properly executed since.

Looking at more coursework 🫠

this is lunatic shit. I hope this kid smokes a giant blunt and then pisses on her grave

Not having a hair appointment this week is bothering me

Ever since people told him that his posts about addiction in the city were more exploiting those people than highlighting the problem itself, he’s been on some Sinclair-type shit

Sorry not sorry but I am ready for somebody to run that Mr. Ratburn face ass transplant up outta this city!!!

regine wore the worst wigs, reminds me of some of y’all’s.

I am loving the high heels reels on IG. Some of them have 🔥🔥🔥 collections. And then there are others participating 😐😐😐.

Me mourning my ex husband.

Put your brother’s Slingshot back in the garage before you burn out the clutch, boy

Ruth Negga outfits for the first day of the #cannes film festival ✮ wearing: - celiné fall-winter 2026 rtw by michael rider - custom christian dior haute couture by jonathan anderson - shushu/tong fall-winter 2026 rtw

Fuck cancer!!

Says who?

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WHATCHUBRINGDATRUCKUPFAH?!?!

She mentioned the taco truck and now I can’t get it out of my head. But “we just went to the market!”

I think this can happen when you’re a late bloomer or you’ve never been popular before social media. You gotta be dope in real life, babies. You can’t cosplay your way into it. This place can’t sustain you in that way. The only way to go is down.

Reposado absolutely does not need to be a sub spirit in a French 75. Please stop.

Yall insist on looking like a FOOL!!!

now i know we aren’t surprised at ashanti (if the flyer is true) she married a very questionable fellow.

Bitches (non-gender specific) really don’t be worth a damn

Especially when they shut the fuck up talking to me

I really enjoy when people shut the fuck up. I like it a lot.

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The kids are the easiest part of the job.

But here I am. Managing adults. Teachers AND parents.

About me:

One of my second grade babies was so excited. He was eating every compliment up 🤣

We had visit screenings at our schools and they brought the babies’ glasses to distribute today. They were so cute 🥰🥹

It’s Crazy Hair Day on Wednesday. What can I do with this head?

Good

Fork found in kitchen.

Hey yall, I’m reposting my GoFundMe with hopes of closing it out. I am one of the Black women who lost their jobs earlyyy last year. While I take freelance jobs, I’m still looking. If you have job leads, pls read my pinned skeet for more info about me. Thank you again 💙🥚

Once I dislike you, the dislike is forever. It don’t matter how big or small it was, I’m not fake. I can’t turn my dislike on and off, either I like you or I don’t.

48 hours to recover from a 40+ hour work week is crazy.

DID!

Hope Costco has some lump crab

Throw on some SPF and head outside. I’m about to!

This sums up whatever conversation is being had

Happy Mother’s Day 💐

My good girlfriend is in town from Dallas. She said my social media gives I’m mysterious but I might be messing with a married man 😭

Round 1 was the winery. Round 2 is steamed shrimp and what’s supposed to be a sidecar (baby get this ice and this glass out my face) at the the hood spot that ain’t in the hood

Is this year for real? Just got a text that one of my doctoral colleagues is being moved to hospice…

Marcus is a dummy.

White ppl be having a “nazi era” then go viral doing the dougie at the job in a circle of coons cheering like white Jesus is serving crispy fish platters.