Before you cross that line just know, everybody don’t accept apologies

Just popped a Benny. Hopefully I’ll be sleep soon

this was the first thing out my mouth lol. Because how can you promote these every 6 seconds and then pretend to care…

Free groceries for furloughed workers

Allergic reaction got me out here like

I would’ve said no too with him in this damn getup

Edmond looks dumb

My favorite thing to do is not give a fuck 🤭

Assisting two of my friends with their weddings and their Pinterest boards are SO THEM!

The hives are back 😩

I messed around and now both of my stylists are booked until November 5th 😭

The adults in the building really be wanting me to use all of my cuss words because BITCH WHAT THE FUCK AND WHY?!

it’s always *Deleted* when you coulda shut the fuck up in the first place.

“You’ll float too!!”

Received the first shipment. Thanks again to you all! ❤️

Mac fresh out the oven 😋

Made mac and cheese this weekend and finally got off a few people’s shit list

Deleting this now! I believe we’ve reached our goal! Thanks for all the shares and purchases ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

We also need candy for Trunk or Treat at the end of the month 😩🫠

🙂

Crucifix dont even keep the demon away in these movies no more

Ol scrunched up face heffa

They on Threads defending the shit out of Luvvie and that’s how you know them niggas wasn’t on Twitter

That “fuck is they talking bout” was very LOUD 😭

My parents want to wear tees that say “What’s Up, Doc?” to my ceremony

It be watching us til she turns it off 🤣

Feels like I need to rewatch the WNBA finals.

These two MNF games trend needs to fucking end already

Yes this is a public platform. But sometimes it’s public like a restaurant is public. If I’m talking to the folks at my table and you hear it, that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to just join my table. And you can’t get mad when you don’t get my table’s references.

If you don’t understand my post and I am not talking directly to or about you, it is totally okay to ignore it.

My goddaughter said “Aunt Tami don’t even cuss for real” I said “that’s right, baby” 🤭

That Bishop Winans clip is something I couldn’t get through. That was incredibly nasty, dismissive and behavior unbecoming of a leader.

Uvalde? Why does that name sound familiar......

This not AI?!? I am so serious

Shit is always confirmed for me one way or another. And this is why I stand firm on paying these bitches no mind.

Lamb chops and broccolini hit the spot

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

I’m going to bed when I get home IDC

POT!

If you hurt someone I love I don’t care that they forgave you or if you never do anything wrong for the rest of y’all’s life. If it’s one person on this planet who hates you it’s me. If you stub your toe in the darkness on the other side of the world I felt it in my spirit and smiled.

SHONUFF!!!!!

“AM I THE MEANEST?!”

Delusional ass people 😂

See. 🤣

My daddy is going to pay for my doctoral regalia. Thank God cause I got it but I ain’t got it 😭

Ain’t no talking me into it!

Everybody sniffling in this building!!! Adults, kids …

Alcohol and I need some time apart

Sometimes you really just gotta beat somebody the fuck up to make them realize you really not the fucking one.