Alcohol and I need some time apart

Sometimes you really just gotta beat somebody the fuck up to make them realize you really not the fucking one.

I want something good for breakfast but I don’t know what I want 😕

Nor a tangible call to action. ☝🏽

Cause fuck you. That’s why.

Call me childish but some shit I’m just never ever letting go

Baby I partied like it was 1999 yesterday

Two weddings in 2026 🥰

Both of my brothers did their BIG one with the engagement rings!!! ☝🏾

I am still outside 🥴

No. More. Alcohol!

TUH!

What did I walk in on?

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I can’t take this show seriously 🤣

Is it the Feds????

And this other one said he’s a dental assistant and his teeth are jacked

Watching “Pop the Balloon” as I get my nails done and this nigga just said he’s working on being an actress. Is you sure?!

I can block and call you a stupid bitch ☺️

We finally having that conversation? Bc I been on that soap box for YEARS.

And when y’all IG videos look like boomerangs but ain’t

Hate when social media gets a hold of a phrase and then everybody overuses it while also using it incorrectly

"Imitation of Life" (1959)

I have a late night nail appointment because she’s not working this weekend but the way I’m yawning, I might don’t make it!

His child support checks must have stopped because why?!?!

I need a GoFundMe to pay for this robe!

It’s always us, never them

Is there a study on the dopamine that horror movies provide us neuro d’s? t #neurodivergen

Now Watching:

Wait I left my food in the car???

And you know it’s real cause it’s family owned and they be in there

That man is stuck in that alabaster closet

My God today …

What scary movie shall I fall asleep to tonight?

So first they said I was giving Buffie the Body. Then Kiss said Cherokee … *record scratch*

I need to shower and take all this drunk ass to bed

The garlic and herb >>>

I was a wee bit drunk and did not provide all the details 😭

Sorry to report there is no ring on my finger!!

Me and Kiss got plans for Día de los Muertos @jusmisskiss.bsky.social

I can’t stand them 😭

Now why … 😭 I’m thick as fuck though 😭

I am an educator by day and event specialist by night 😭😭😭😭

I’m the planner, y’all 😭

Wedding planning and margs

Lord I can’t see straight

Two in!!!!

Let me go get a double Cadillac margarita and some chips and salsa 😭

And the one 5th grader who called my 4th grade teacher a dickeater cause girl what the fuck? 😭

The middle school was cool today. But grades 2 and 3?!?! They mamas gotta keep them home the rest of the week 😭