Idk if these are hacks per se but 1) I do 1 area at a time and I write down the direction in which I want to clean that area 2) I buy gadgets that make it more fun for ME 3) I have bins to clear the counters bare before I organize it. That way I’m working with a clean slate

I was just talking with my husband about this yesterday bc never in my wildest dreams would I have thunk that a condom shortage would be something to think about at the Olympics. He had to break it down for me

The down there fucking 😂

In February????

Monday morning drive music.apple.com/us/album/the...

This is the best lotion I’ve ever bought in my life that wasn’t small batch homemade.

I want people to stop assuming that everyone from South Carolina is Geechee.

I need a good pick me up. In honor of Black History Month, quote this with some country ass saying or insult you’ve heard over the years. I’ll start: “E look like e suck bad milk.” - my grandma

I Swesr I gotta uncle that would say sum shit, but by far the one that caught me off guard the worst... (Preference, my Grandfather was a grave digger & a Funeral director) just bare wit the story... As we waited for ashes to ashes & dust to dust, he leans over to me & my other uncle and says...

"That one over there in that Blue dress gotta Mean turd cutta on her." Me: a qwhat?!?!?!

None of my relatives used it, but I believe another family friend who says they had folks that passed down the phrase 'as ugly as homemade sin'

“Lookin’ like who shot John”

I need a good pick me up. In honor of Black History Month, quote this with some country ass saying or insult you’ve heard over the years. I’ll start: “E look like e suck bad milk.” - my grandma

I will never forget the first sip of juice I had in Madrid (my first time overseas). It is almost a culture shock to taste the freshness of food the way God intended.

This is a wild thing for me to say in this economy but I don’t care about money enough to deal with stupidity.

We not making it to partner.

Excuse me

LETS FUCKING GO

What kind fckin foul?!?!?!

Flaujae 🔥🔥

Mulkey whole fit reminds me of my Lisa Frank notebook in 4th grade.

WHY YALL CANT GET NO FCKING BOARDS MAN

And ion like it

This shxt physical as hell

Now I done sat up in the bed

Mrs. Mulkey is pissed

Chicago, in three hours Josh Johnson will go on stage here. I have tickets. Cannot go. Willing to transfer. For free. Show is at 5pm

I saw a post earlier about people only “actually” working 1 day out of their 8 hour workday or something akin to that and I want us to stop saying that bc that’s partly why they erroneously think AI can do the work we’re doing.

This is going to sound very uppity: I cannot STAND when I make a statement and someone assumes I need additional context that will make me feel differently- particularly when that context is “well this is how ______ works.” Bxtch I’m smart AF. I know how this shit works. I said what I fckin said.

I would just like our seasonal weather to be consistent. But earth haters said no. High today: 68° High next week: 45°

My husband left and I thought he was getting Waffle House. Turns out he was getting groceries so he and my bonus baby are cooking breakfast for me 🥹 Theo does NOT cook (and in our household that’s fine before ppl start trippin). So this is very sweet. 💜

This critique of the Cosby Show I always saved for Fresh Prince. I loved both the shows but I always saw my childhood in TCS. I couldn’t personally relate to FP at all.

Nigga look like somethin off Rick and Morty and talkin like this.

Men, this is common. Sadly.

I would dare say Friday. I feel like yall need a couple days to regroup. Lol

Hello friends.

I truly truly miss Service Merchandise.

My nephew suddenly died yesterday. I am not okay at all. If you indulge in recreational drugs, please be careful and vigilant.

Depending on what is included, sadly yes.

This sounds very anti-black.

I have been throwing out so many items of clothes. Its so cathartic.

Many people who say performative mean disingenuous. Many of that “many” intentionally misconstrue the words - calling someone disingenuous implies you are the opposite and that often requires some visible sign. People can call out performative without having visible examples of the opposite.

Post a banger that isn’t in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gA5...

If we were to universally go to 4 day work weeks, would you want Monday-Thursday or Tuesday-Friday?

Good music transcends language.

Chile.

Part of the issue with the literacy crisis is people being unable to recognize they’re the victim of it.

WE ARE IN A LITERACY CRISIS.

Mannnnnn listen.

Nope. Makeup day.