Real love is cooking shit for your spouse from scratch you don’t even eat.

It’s a celebration every time we link up.

MUST

My grandma: “well you certainly ain’t no picture on the wall is ya?” 😫😖

Damn outside of my hand mixer idk the last time I’ve used an appliance 🤔

Boycotts aside, I can’t think of hardly…niche(?? This is probably the wrong word) or specialty store, Starbucks or otherwise, that aggressively expanded post-2000 that has continued to thrive. From coffee shops to clothing stores.

Precisely.

Like…not having readily accessible fresh seafood kills me. I ain’t got over it yet and I’m never going to get over it.

No.

Until white liberals reckon with their own privilege they’re enemy adjacent. Idc.

No Max!! Im not grateful for shxt!

2026 is going to be all about these politicians, particularly senators, trying to give their acts of contrition and I’m not tryna hear none of it. Fck all you hoes; get a grip muhfucka.

She knew Kamala was BLACK tho. She knew that.

*nods*

I gotta say I used to be one of those “if you don’t have anything nice to say” ppl but fck all that. If you’re spreading misinformation, misguided rhetoric, all that shxt, call it out. Idc. That phrase is only meant for when what you say doesn’t perpetuate foolishness.

If we need to add “we don’t care because what you’re saying drips with harmful rhetoric” perhaps we can add that clause.

Because sometimes people need to realize when they’re behaving like an idiot.

“Yall being mean to MeEEeNnnNnn” 🗣️🗣️ SHUT THE FCK UP

Bout to bake lasagna in a few.

We don’t care.

If I were in the path of the monks’ freedom walk I’d absolutely support. I hope all of you who are get the chance to see them.

I would honestly be more surprised to know someone who HADNT ever been somewhere where they started shooting.

Múltiple times.

Trash bags are such a racket man.

Dear Lord. Who cares after 12:01? 😫

🥺😞

Doing my quarterly rewatch of Living Single and just imagine ending Season 1 with Kyle and Max hunching and having to wait months until Season 2 to see the resolution. Man the 90s. What a time.

Oh noooooooeeesss

I know im knocking on 40 bc i cant do a thing without my glasses Jesus. Smh

The economy + social media content fcked us over so bad man.

Speaking of cooking and the new year - Here with my yearly clarification: cook whatever you want for New Year’s, but please note that if you’re cooking what you call Hoppin John, your rice and peas MUST be cooked in the same pot. Otherwise it’s just peas over rice.

Everything about spending right now seems extremely unsustainable. On a micro and macro scale.

Yes. Every time.

My penny’s worth of thoughts for this week. 💜✨

My pops had a Lincols Towncar and my momma had an Oldsmobile Cutlass. She also had a Buick Skylark and one of the box Crown Vics. These cars were my whole childhood lol

Yall too damn old to still be talking about the Beyhive is gonna have to protect & defend her now more than ever😐🙄

Anywho, this is the first NYE ever that I have not wanted to be outdoors. Whether it’s at a shindig, an outing, or church. I would like to be inside. Imma pray over my home as the new year comes in and go to sleep. TBH, I don’t have a desire to be outside period as of late. But it’s not depression

Like you didn’t qualify for special needs services but you definitely can’t be in charge of puzzles either

You ever see people post any skeets that indicate they mighta scored in the 750-850 range on the SATs??? Yeah…

“I’ll beat everybody up in here” Post your facial reaction(s):

I don’t think millennials and Gen Z (myself included in this) know enough about the ‘70s from a sociological and political perspective. Even in my poli sci classes it wasn’t covered as much as it should have been imo.

We just started Murder in Monaco on Netflix

Not I just heard my nephew in that damn bedroom singing “baby I’m a dog I’m a mutt.” I know you lyin

Stupid.

Scarlet Witch, Doctor Doom, and Green Goblin

Outside of Thanos, which Marvel villian did you enjoy?

Nah actually I’ve been seeing a couple podcast clips with Shawn Stockman and he looks great 💜✨ we love to see it

I’m a Bears fan until further notice.

Not having to go to work tomorrow >> 🙌🏾

I know God is preparing me for something in 2026 because there are quite a few things I have enjoyed all of my life that I have absolutely no appetite for anymore. And this all happened in the last quarter of 2025q