There was ass in the air Then it landed on the chair That ass was mighty bare That ass was huge So there was ass everywhere Goody Seuss

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Helen of Troy, Lupita Nyongo sparkles in Christian Cowan for the London premiere of #theodysseymovie.

I think the girls and I are doing an impromptu trip to NOLA where do we absolutely have to go to eat all the things and see all the sites

And this is just a fraction of the talented Black women & femmes in the Black comic book industry — Check them out and more at blackcomicpreviews.org

Not Everyone Can Move With Us #DemDragons #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

This is very @ceepain.bsky.social coded

I really hated Marvin at first but I love him now. He's grown so much

admire your body. stare at your body. worship your body. love your body.

You think they're going to make another power installment from Juke's perspective?

I still can't believe Raq started fucking Niq sksks

Toddlers denying they need a nap:

No and self deprecating, shut that up. K love you bye 🫶🏾🫶🏾🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

Actually my settings only work in person

When an alt account follows me

What was the reason though?

Okay, everyone. We're heading back to Aldi for the tailgate. Bring your CONCAGRILL and CONCABEERS www.instagram.com/reel/DaaD2an...

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness FOR SOME

How come you don’t celebrate 4th of July? Note: I’ve read some but not all. I owe only a few. I want every last one of these in my library.

happy barbecue day niggas! fuck this country

might wear my whorish camo skirt to my family cookout to remind niggas that i serve in this country

Let me guess, you're fine, smart, great at your job, keep to yourself and got a phatty

America, girl fuck you and your lil birthday or whatever you got going on this weekend

Using a gif/meme how would you describe your love life?

This is how you support women: I’m at a restaurant and some random dude started talking my ear off. My waiter brings me the check early than comes over later and says “Stay as long as you want. I just wanted to signal to that dude that you were DONE.” 🔥🔥🔥

Sure fire way to get more niggas

I haven't been breastfed in awhile

Ja'unndthomeva issa mēragorys dëñ'theza syt ao

Olandria carthen is such an old money high valyrian name. Just drips wealthy.

LMFAO

I covered R. Kelly for *VIBE* magazine in the early '90s. This clip is from my conversation with @capitalb.bsky.social — a Black-led local and national nonprofit news organization reflecting on what we saw—and why it still matters

Me peeping the silent interactions on the SL, likes, lots of quotes. I see what's going on here

3 dollars and 6 dimes

My $20 juicer from temu came and well if you hear about a home appliance explosion in the news, know I loved you all.

Cuz this right here…

Nigga eating popscile* Me: good job Nigga: chokes 🤣😂🤣

If you in New Orleans for essence please go to blue bayou oyster bar on canal and support the musician. It’s my baby daddy and I’m bout to ask him for $2,000 on Monday. Thank you! 💚

I bring this up simply because you often see rightwing people going “how could a child possibly reckon with the idea of a teacher being a man and having a husband” when it’s like buddy that wouldn’t rank in the top 1000 of weird psychosexual things we went through that no one cared about

Black men in tech 😮‍💨🙂‍↕️

I passed my dissertation defense yesterday!

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

Y'all know talking about MUST is a touchy subject

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

Flirting with me and your profile picture is you and a woman is crazy. But when the woman is white? No way you think me and a white bitch want the same nigga?