THEEE ACCURACY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish a nigga would

I'm reminded every day that they wanted to impeach President Obama for wearing a tan suit.

Whhhyyyyyy would he do that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Iran gotta drop a new diss track

Chile my daughter told me I was confused, I’m the birthday surprise and I’m just…

Chill out talking about Euphoria I’m not home yet

If I get shook out of my shoes on the basketball court I’m going home

I scheduled an 8 am interview on a Monday…I’m the birthday clown 😭😭😭

These pigeons are gangsta as hell…they don’t even move when you walk up on em

Let’s us all be mindful that it’s still Sunday and God deserves all the praise. #NoGreaterLove

I told my dad I thought I saw a bobcat in the neighbors yard and he told me to stop smokin that stuff 🤣🤣🤣 In my defense that cat was huge

I gotta get my favorite nigga back

To be loved by a black woman... 💕✨

That Crisp Apple Olipop

Happy Sunday niggas

Fuck nigga!

Loved this movie

I'm not gonna lie, the adult flex of not having to finance a financially large purchase, feels fucking great.

Yes LAWD

Shit I forgot to get aloe vera

Weep 🤣🤣🤣

I got 5 bottles of kombucha, a half gallon of milk, oatmeal, a lunch box, applesauce and some beef jerky… Why this shit came out to $80?!? I HATE IT HERE!!!!

Drove

You know ball!!!

He took dinner with Jay Z

What I tell yall 🤣🤣🤣

$30?! He the birthday clown :(

City Girls UP!

I’m too fucking nice to ppl.

God forbid a girl needs an emotional support meal 🤣🤣🤣

FATHER I STRETCH MY HANDS TO THEE…we finna have church this mornin!!!

I was really being facetious when I named my dog Saintavious…why I just saw a nigga named Saintavious 🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to watch my comfort movie

Commas are very important 😭😭😭

I want some pasta real bad…but I live in the country 😭😭😭

Is the world healing? We’re so back!!!!

I got ice cream on my pants…solo date over

These hoes ain’t got no tact whatsoever

I’m a black girl that uses lip plumper so my lips can be even juicier than ever. I reject all forms of eurocentric beauty.. 🙂‍↔️👎🏾

As the pastors daughter I should exercise my right to sing a solo more often…imma sing Devil Get Up Off Me 🤣🤣🤣

I’m getting ice cream today…I deserve

I meannnnnn kinda sorta…I’m just missing a few million dollars but that’s light work

It ain’t too late to beat his ass ma’am

I should be napping underneath someone’s 250 pound son (that’s over 40) rn

FUCK

Idk if that was a hot flash or what