Shit I forgot to get aloe vera

Weep 🤣🤣🤣

I got 5 bottles of kombucha, a half gallon of milk, oatmeal, a lunch box, applesauce and some beef jerky… Why this shit came out to $80?!? I HATE IT HERE!!!!

Drove

You know ball!!!

He took dinner with Jay Z

What I tell yall 🤣🤣🤣

$30?! He the birthday clown :(

City Girls UP!

I’m too fucking nice to ppl.

God forbid a girl needs an emotional support meal 🤣🤣🤣

FATHER I STRETCH MY HANDS TO THEE…we finna have church this mornin!!!

I was really being facetious when I named my dog Saintavious…why I just saw a nigga named Saintavious 🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to watch my comfort movie

Commas are very important 😭😭😭

I want some pasta real bad…but I live in the country 😭😭😭

Is the world healing? We’re so back!!!!

I got ice cream on my pants…solo date over

These hoes ain’t got no tact whatsoever

I’m a black girl that uses lip plumper so my lips can be even juicier than ever. I reject all forms of eurocentric beauty.. 🙂‍↔️👎🏾

As the pastors daughter I should exercise my right to sing a solo more often…imma sing Devil Get Up Off Me 🤣🤣🤣

I’m getting ice cream today…I deserve

I meannnnnn kinda sorta…I’m just missing a few million dollars but that’s light work

It ain’t too late to beat his ass ma’am

I should be napping underneath someone’s 250 pound son (that’s over 40) rn

FUCK

Idk if that was a hot flash or what

AI Jesus: I can’t fix it broke nigga

Jesus is on the main line (for $1.99) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Potential This is my biggest flaw

You’re not an empath….. You’re an oldest daughter who was groomed to solve everyone’s problems and feel responsible for the feelings of others.

Anyone who puts my livelihood and the way I thrive in jeopardy is not a friend of mine…fuck em

I had to sign an agreement that I would not use a hot plate or air fryer in my hotel room during my stay…tf y’all be doing in these rooms

I saw a pair of green bottegas…they want me real bad

Pernell look bad as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m not believing no more conspiracy theories on this app bruh 🤣🤣🤣

Oh baby nah

I say it at work when I’m tired of talking lol

Good morning, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day. I hope everyone has a blessed Saturday ❤️

This is a very reasonable request

I thought he was gone???

Applied for a job completely out of my comfort zone in a totally different sector…and them hoes better hire me

This! Every villain doesn’t need an origin story…just let some people be fucked up

It should be a limit on how many accounts you can make on here. Mahmood is going crazy!

Everyday I just think of the clip cause shiii….but language but he ain’t wrong

Another shout out to Victor Glover as Artemis II's pilot. While coming back in for their re-entry, NASA mentioned repeatedly how clean and perfect their trajectory was.