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Happy birthday @almasuono.bsky.social !!

Boy this is about to TANK (PLEASE, God!!!)

The crazy thing about that show “I didn’t know I was pregnant,” is that there were women of all shapes and sizes and health qualities, unbeknownst to them, knocked up.

This banana is perfectly ripe 🥹

🥹🥹 PRECIOUS!!!

Over 1,400 people stepped up to shovel snow in New York City as the city was hit by a major blizzard. Zohran bumped pay from $19 to $30 — and got nearly 3x the number of emergency shovelers compared to the last big storm in January.

The moon looks beautiful!?!

🗣️🗣️ NOW! I! GOOOOT YOU! IN! MY! SPACE! I WOOON'T! LET! GO OF YOOOUU!!

Shoutout to all the mamas and soon to be mamas on the SL.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Y'all must not have known there was a whole TLC show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."

I JUST told @seauxcocoa.bsky.social @breakfasthost.blacksky.app and @ladidadi56.bsky.social about my mama's surprise, and we're judging for surprise pregnancies? SMH.

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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My day is finally over!!!!

😂😂😂😂 This is a wild characterization. I was the youngest for 15 years, so it's been a ride to have lived on both sides.

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I don’t think people understand what’s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

HA!

Yes.

Too many resignations by choice & not enough resignations by perp walk.

A Knight of the 5 Boroughs! 💪🏽

Pennsylvania Dems just won two special elections for the state House — keeping their majority intact — by massive margins. Democrat Ana Tiburcio won more than 67% of the vote to represent HD 22 in Lehigh Co. Democrat Jennifer Mazzocco won nearly 82% of the vote to represent HD 42 in Allegheny Co.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

Ohhh Izze has strawberry now. 😋

HELLO!!!!!

@spoileddiva86.bsky.social my butters get here tomorrow. This is gonna be me by 8 pm EST:

Smh. I hate subscriptions.

Oh, God.

Huh. Mmk.

The launch of every piece of AI-driven surveillance/security/criminal justice software basically goes like this: AI COMPANY: this is an error free, bias free, state of the art, highly intelligent software system Two Weeks Later: …aaaand it’s racist

Drop your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.

Breathing. Listening to music. And telling myself He's seen me through it until now. But I need to cry. I truly need a good sob session.

My goodness, no. That's not even in her vocabulary. My mother has never been my adversary.

Mm.

Ten million? American dollars???

The thing they told you not to worry about.

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OOOOOHHHHHHHHH. OKAY!!

Man... Smh.

Oh NAAAAAHHHHH They WANTED it to be heard. Time for some people to SUE.

"How do you stay thin? You eat all that stuff" STRESS, baby. Stress. Lol

He went all out, IKTR!

Although... It might start making people shake the table. Let us see.

Yeah... This is not good. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

We don't have to be in another country to divest from these US corporations' systems by the way www.theguardian.com/business/202...

OMG

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