I got Whamed at a crisp 11:47pm on Halloween and you know what? it’s Christmas now, they were right

The ENNIE-winning Uncaged Goddesses is in a HUMBLE BUNDLE??? Being advertised next to Persona 5 Royal?? I’m in a daydream and the deal is one too www.humblebundle.com/books/dungeo...

After watching a 10+ hour subtitled foreign drama you should be able to count it toward your Goodreads book goal tbh

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I have a solo game in here with gorgeous art! Build a community by making a stew 🥘

My partner was laid off from her job of 17 years because it was primarily USAID funded. So, starting today, I am offering all of my solo titles, a $185 value for $39.95 The bundle sale will continue until she or I find something to replace her salary. #ttrpg #dnd www.dmsguild.com/product/5122...

If any mutuals are looking at US>UK immigration and have questions I’m happy to have a conversation (and potentially help you settle in, send job opps, go to flat viewings, etc.).

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Realized days after passing my UK driving theory test that it didn’t ask me at all about reflective stud colors and I studied them so intently 🙈

No, completing every single Bucket List objective in Infinite Wealth didn’t have an achievement, an in-game benefit, or any remark whatsoever. Yes, I did have to learn how to play mahjong and spent 50 hours on completionism. But I feel like I proved to some pixels that life is worth living, so there

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Get ready. @vjhcreations.bsky.social and I have been cooking up something

This is me begging otherwise rational people to stop titling conference talks, workshops, etc. “Make X Great Again.” It’s not cute, it’s not clever, and it’s curating an audience—is it the audience you want?

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PlayStation updated their PS5 opening graphic to be nostalgic for their 30th anniversary and PHEW it is. I hadn’t heard that music in years but get in loser we’re playing Spyro

It is once again essential to BEG Andrew Hozier Byrne for a Christmas album and I hope you all will join me in this annual, futile endeavor

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As thanksgiving rolls around and the McElroys embark on a sacred annual tradition with Til Death Do Us Blart I must once again reflect that everything I have ever learned about Paul Blart has been against my will and I truly believe they are microdosing a circle of hell

I wrote the paladin subclasses for this update!!

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#veilguardspoilers every codex entry and regret feels that moment in the Doctor Who Shakespeare episode where he says “57 academics just punched the air.” Morrigan casually confirms a theory I’ve had since DA2 with a single line of dialogue??? it is indescribably satisfying

I took time off to finish Veilguard and it was the best decision but now my brain is just lore and emotions mush and I somehow have to function in MEETINGS tomorrow?

So I’ll be here for the foreseeable future

Love is BEGGING your partner not to retrain the dog from known, intelligible commands “walk” or “outside” to “go piss girl” not because it’s bad but because you write the dogsitter instructions. I simply cannot face the indignity telling a uni student this string of words 💀

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EA brought back the ability to woohoo the grim reaper in the Sims this week and Emmerich Dragon Age will be available for romance next week. Coincidence? 👀

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Metaphor ReFantazio has taken over my life and I’m determined to finish it before Dragon Age takes over my life this is such a good problem to have 🥲

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