You cannot go offline for even 90 minutes because what wat

So wait in the pee tape real or not?

This is literally hell

I hope this little prick gets painful hemorrhoids for the rest of his life.

whew, good.

so the fix is to starve 40,000,000? seems about right for these sadists.

what's the fucking plan here? pin $5 to her shirt and tell her good luck? having a morning where I despise my country.

Gawd, we are a cruel, fucked-up country at the end of the day.

Meanwhile, on X

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Not so awesome hearing AJ Brown on a stream saying "if you got me in fantasy, get rid of me" what the fuck is going on in that locker room

Gore Verbinski’s Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die ( February 13, 2026): First trailer The movie “follows a man claiming to be from the future who takes the patrons of an iconic Los Angeles diner hostage in search of unlikely recruits in a quest to save the world.” Looks fun.

its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house

Utterly useless and full of hot air? Yea that tracks.

Fetterman is literally the worst.

Conservatives: “let the market decide!” The market: doesn’t buy their shitty books. Conservatives: “we’re being censored!”

Donnie would’ve shit himself to death if he was there on D-Day.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social bait

I'm in my mid 40s and I'm not closer to owning a house than I was when I turned 21. It's basically a pipe dream now.

good riddance

Rick Scott was CEO of a large, for-profit healthcare company called HCA. While Rick Scott was CEO, HCA stole so much money from Medicare they were fined $1.7 Billion.

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

Fucking democrat cowards in the senate just made life worse for millions of Americans.

Did they forget that there’s no continuity between bonds? Like each new actor playing bond is a new bond and a new set of bond stories.

this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen, i hope they reactivate his email just to double down on this stance

My “favorite” part about America is seeing how healthcare works so much better in many countries and run the absolute opposite to fuck over as many Americans as possible.

AMA but only questions I won’t answer

Did know one see this coming? give this man an inch, he’ll starve millions of people.

tl:dr version of that

Come again? She's going to visit the cozy what town now?

It's November 10. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

America’s chickenshit elites problem continues to be the biggest obstacle to fighting Trump www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Great job, you fucking cowards in the senate.

Russ came in and his head coach got fired, call that Eat Daboll

Finger. On. The Pulse.

which gets released first? the pee tape or the Epstein files?

In 10 years, this guy won't be allowed to live within 1,000 yards of an elementary school.

You would think a guy who grew up in Germany with a functional health care system that wasn't created to fuck over the normal person would have better opinions....

Guys, she’s totes real!!! She just doesn’t want to leave Canada!

This was pretty fun. cc @ej23.bsky.social

Does anyone actually like pat mcafee?

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

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