I loved the X Files in high school and I've considered revisiting it as an adult since we're in the world of instant access streaming.

I really, really, REALLY, want to give him a swirly then shove him in a locker.

I for one am not remotely shocked

I for one appreciate the hawks for making me feel better about the Blazers performance in an elimination game.

Important update: it's taco truck Thursday

Something, ok a number of things, are weird about this story. The allegations are detailed and very serious, but JPM did an internal investigation and says they found nothing and this person isn't nearly powerful enough (based on job title) to direct or justify a coverup.

The senate doesn't have enough dudes with Nazi tattoos so this is good

Blazers should go find a couple people who can, you know, make shots. This was a fun season and I really like this team but it's gonna be pretty hard to play better than .500 basketball shooting second to last in the league from 3.

So the thing here other than insanity is that understanding how much value a person places on a particular policy question is very important to understanding how they'll vote.

Inspired by but separate from my corporate America thread, probably the manager who most impacted me from a professional standpoint is a woman who's now retired. A former managing director who came up in the 90s.

As a white man who's been in Corporate America for 20 ish years I'd like to say, "no shit".

I'm probably not the first person to say this but Wemby is like an insane combination of Gobert and Durant

I will say I find it amusing the big story of the day is that Trump voters are dumb in a uniquely frustrating way.

More shameless Reddit stealing

Oh come the fuck on

I'm not sure why you all seem intent on making me learn what a piker is but I don't appreciate it.

I see we're going driving discourse today and as an active driver and active pedestrian I am definitely not seeing what you all are seeing

Ok what the fuck was that review Jfc complete bullshit

It's another Blazers and bourbon playoff night. Stay tuned for drunken shit poasting about horrible refs and cheating opponents

Sure would be a shame if this backfired (get it?) on this administration

He's looking for an heir, THAT MEANS HES DYING

Sorry karenpatrick1 but I don't think I'll follow back quite yet

Runner up, Bibi

Listen Mr. Beast was obviously a piece of shit the only question was in what way specifically

Actually that's a 6% savings because 600 / 100 =6 duh

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

I suppose on some level I knew it would happen but I wasn't fully prepared for the "what can I pierce at what age" conversations.

What's the word for when government owns enterprise again I forget?

This new math sucks

Blazers win

God I miss playoff basketball

The irony of this stuff is that it awakens an old crotchety bootstrap conservative in me like nothing else. You want to be honored, act honorable. There's no movement in my political lifetime as whiny and entitled as the general maga world.

I feel personally targeted by this last sentence

The most transparently corrupt shit I can imagine

Wife claimed a girls night out so I get to make scratch Mac and cheese for the kids and listen to loud blues while drinking an excellent beer. Solid trade tbh.

Reddit stealing

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor Just wishing that I had something you wore Bloody your hands on a cactus tree Wipe it on your dress and send it to me

RFK has more in common with your mom than you thought

Holy shit

This Charlotte / Miami game omg

It's almost blazer playoff basketball time. Yes I'm counting the play in, it's been a while ok.

Frankly the very idea of an Apple Watch is... what's the appropriate word here, anathema to me.

The uh... the industrial revolution destroyed entire industries

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

I know we're not, but if anyone is interested, actual economists have been analyzing and discussing the disparity between broad economic measures being generally positive while the "vibes" are much less positive and frankly the answer isn't all that complex or nuanced.