KARL MARX EXPOSED AS A HUGE HYPOCRITE: OWNS TWO COPIES OF THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO AND A TOOTHBRUSH

Jason Statham is Jason Statham in “Jason Statham” (Ok, I think it’s called Shelter, but we all know what we’re getting. And we love it)

Wait, does third eye blind also have a Will Ferrell lookalike as a drummer? It’s not just the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Is this contagious? Should we be concerned?

Happy arxiv:2601 to all who celebrate! 😉🎉🔬 We are so thankful for everyone who uses arXiv everyday to share and discover new research. Happy new year to all - here's hoping for a 2026 full of #openaccess science & lots of new discoveries.

Don Corleone urges shop owners in his protection racket to keep faith with the Cosa Nostra as a counter-majoritarian check

Your resolution is trivial and completely uninteresting, and I also came up with it first

In my younger days I would never have imagined such a contraption would be useful, but a cheap champagne stopper is an invaluable gadget for the middle-aged crew. Bonus: champagne for the next day!

It’s been noted here before, but I really think a lot of people don’t understand just how rancid JD Vance’s online world is. Makes you wonder what his offline world looks like.

“Mamdani’s wife has excellent taste in footwear” Every time the Post writes about them trying to tear them down, they make the Mamdanis sound even cooler

This makes sense if you want to force every mother to be a professional child care provider. Otherwise, the economics are so outrageously stupid that anyone proposing this should be laughed out of society (the people who can afford in-home child care, even with a subsidy, are very well off).

I long for the days where every 30 yard field goal attempt in college football was a harrowing affair, these dudes today who are regularly hitting from 50+ seem off

My 2026 goal is to be the champ of nested screenshots

It’s wild that every team with a bye in the CFP has lost (0-5). I’d expect that steak to be broken today but zanier things have happened.

Don Corleone urges shop owners in his protection racket to keep faith with the Cosa Nostra as a counter-majoritarian check

Happy New Year! 🥳 Our New Year's resolution? To #CaptureTheCosmos💥 2026 will see the start of the 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time! Over the next decade, NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory will build the most complete map & detailed time-lapse movie of the Southern sky ever made. 🔭

It’s been noted here before, but I really think a lot of people don’t understand just how rancid JD Vance’s online world is. Makes you wonder what his offline world looks like.

Buckle up, followers, you’re in for quite the ride in 2026

RETVRN to corn-fed refs who wear flowy clothes, not guys who subsist on protein powder and who have painted-on uniforms. I need a guy who’s huffing and puffing down the sideline, trying to keep up with Bijan as he breaks off a TD run.

This makes sense if you want to force every mother to be a professional child care provider. Otherwise, the economics are so outrageously stupid that anyone proposing this should be laughed out of society (the people who can afford in-home child care, even with a subsidy, are very well off).

As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiant Nap

If we all work together we can make Nate Silver shrink out of existence.

My 2026 wishes for cosmology / astronomy: (1) identifying dark matter (2) understanding the nature of dark energy (3) knowing if primordial black holes exist (4) discovering wormholes that yeet fascists to the other end of the Universe Look, it’s January 1, gotta shoot my shot

My 2026 goal is to be the champ of nested screenshots

We deserve to know the identities of the ghouls running social media for DHS

Odie would like some alone time with his new pig, please respect his privacy

2025 was a tough year for a variety of reasons, but I very much appreciate all of you, my pocket friends. Sending y’all my best wishes for 2026.

2025 was a tough year for a variety of reasons, but I very much appreciate all of you, my pocket friends. Sending y’all my best wishes for 2026.

That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg

“A very important third down here” Do they ever say “this is a meaningless third down”?

Missy Elliott, Work It Honorable mention for general weirdness: Journey, Separate Ways

Great idea to use a yellow flash, indistinguishable from your indication of a penalty flag, to mark changing downs, ESPN

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“There should be a reception area” Oh yes, let me get you a cold brew and some muesli! Anything else I can help you with? We have unlimited funds because America values early childhood education so highly! That goes for your goons too!

Underwood just got his receiver blown up, he should never have thrown that

“There should be a reception area” Oh yes, let me get you a cold brew and some muesli! Anything else I can help you with? We have unlimited funds because America values early childhood education so highly! That goes for your goons too!

Once again, fate has directed us to our neighborhood pizza joint / brewery.

Happy “see you next year!” day to all dads (gender and parenting status inclusive) who celebrate

They are bumping Usher (Yeah!) at Trader Joe’s at 1 on a Wednesday. They know their audience

Happy “see you next year!” day to all dads (gender and parenting status inclusive) who celebrate

The Giants were 117-117 with Eli Manning as a starter. Since he’s retired, they’re 31-38-1. He takes you from a 0.310 team to a 0.500 team and therefore should be named NFL MVP for 2025. In this essay I

Truly the Arya Stark of our time

Alt NPS has always been a barely-concealed resistance grifting account and this is just another example.

This doesn’t sound like the way people I know do science. Usually you’re testing out specific hypotheses on existing data sets or generating new data to do hypothesis testing. Looking at a big data set and saying “give me a result” just isn’t a typical process. I’m not sure how this could work.

The Giants were 117-117 with Eli Manning as a starter. Since he’s retired, they’re 31-38-1. He takes you from a 0.310 team to a 0.500 team and therefore should be named NFL MVP for 2025. In this essay I

This doesn’t sound like the way people I know do science. Usually you’re testing out specific hypotheses on existing data sets or generating new data to do hypothesis testing. Looking at a big data set and saying “give me a result” just isn’t a typical process. I’m not sure how this could work.

Truly the Arya Stark of our time

Alt NPS has always been a barely-concealed resistance grifting account and this is just another example.

Whenever I read about a ~70 year old who’s leaving a tenured position because the world has passed them by, I think “great! People should retire at some point, go enjoy your life”