Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

Sen. Ricketts endorses this tweet.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

In light of this morning's news, Sen. Ricketts will take some time later today for private contemplation on the Rule of Three.

Satire or not, this is a bop 🔥 youtu.be/iNp16EPj1Us?...

Sen. Ricketts supports the right of all people in Maine to be represented by someone who is not a floating turd in the punchbowl.

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

Sen. Ricketts supports the right of all people to experience LotR for the first time.

Sen. Ricketts office is aware of the reports that they did not know when the President would be awake to see the flyover so they scheduled hourly opportunities.

Sen. Ricketts gives his full support to this endeavor. (Note: a small error in transcription, Pres. Trump said July 4th, not 7th.)

Sen. Ricketts is old enough to remember COPA. The clowns change names but the show is always the same.

The ICE agent who killed Renee Good is named Jonathan Ross, and he should be indicted. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Sen. Ricketts supports the right of every functioning democracy to hold its leaders accountable.

tbf this could clean up a lot of modern problems, not just oil spills

Happy Pride 🌈

Sen. Ricketts supports the right of self-determinism for every person to grow their own boobs

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

lmfao first pitch of the game and Acuña sent it to Kentucky holy smokes man

"Allow me to slip into something more comfortable" *gets in my car and flees the country*

DO YOU SING?

whoops, they forgot to have the human review AI's social media posts

Sen. Ricketts supports just burning it all down.

it has started what now

The guy who lit the tire fire wants to convince you that burning down the neighborhood wasn't his fault

"draw your sword" I sigh. Fine. I unsheathe my notebook and begin furiously scribbling "it looks like this, have you seen it?" he stabs me. i may have misunderstood this situation

Sean Murphy stay healthy an entire season challenge (impossible)

I would love to see the month-over-month numbers on these sites and how much of it correlates to IRGC blowing up IDF data centers

Taney-ass Roberts Court

love how my Braves feed simultaneously switches to shitting on Rick Jackson every time there's a commercial you all are the best

The Voting Rights Act was built on an assumption by its authors (primarily Abe Fortas and Nicholas Katzenbach) that the South would only act in racist ways if allowed to and so had to be stopped from doing so at all times forever, and holy shit was that assumption dead on. -OS

Sen. Ricketts fully endorses a moderate solution

"the Democrats did this so clearly it's unconstitutional"

The thing that gets me about Elon pretending to be his mom online is, in what sense are you "running" trillion-dollar companies when you have time to constantly jerk off online like this, posting as sockpuppets and cooking your brain with /pol/ drivel?

jfc what is it about MAGA-world refusing to own their actions? If you don't want SCOTUS justices to be seen as political actors then *stop fucking behaving like political actors*.

Guillotines are the moderate solution

I had to watch the clip to hear for myself that he actually said it lol what a loser

Brilliant surgeon announces success of complex and lengthy operation to remove object he shoved up his own ass

pretty sure I still have the text from a friend right after the Olson signing that says, "I hope he's worth it"

gdi

hey buddy the handsome store called and said they’re running out of you

I wish Democrats were half as competent as Republicans cry about. Dems can't even turn their own organization into one party, how tf they gonna do it for the whole nation

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Stupid, I know, but I've been laughing about this for 2 days

Sen. Ricketts notes that although reading "Fahrenheit 451" was a common requirement in American high schools, the lessons were not always understood by everyone.

and - It's 'for owls in tents and porpoises'

yeah somebody needs to watch out for them since Hegseth and The Clown Show sure aren't