Jus' thinkin' 'bout turkeys #MST3K

The Spy Who Didn’t Care For Me, Actually

Just watched the original Deathstalker, from 1983. Pretty silly barbarian movie compared to Conan but it's worthwhile only because Lana Clarkson plays the Red Sonja-like character and spends most of the movie with her giant boobs out. Apparently this movie was on HBO constantly.

Or do what I did and sync up multiple riffs together. It's fun :)

It's the reason for the season!

And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye

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THE THING HAPPENED

Spouse knows me too well.

If I'm not mistaken, his music is the only non public domain part of the movie, which is why some showings omit the Pottersville sequence altogether, which kind of wrecks the movie.

We come to this place for Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. We come to AMC theaters to laugh, to cry, to care. Because we need that, all of us That indescribable feeling we get when the lights begin to dim

Commodore 64c! I was tennish. I used to type in programs by hand from magazines!

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

Once again, in honor of Christmas: the ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was surfing baby Jesus.

Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, every one!

Any other stragglers? :)

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

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Sorry, clarification - I have an immediate need for an Illustration to go with a translation of my short story Children of Dagon and wondered if anyone here had a piece showing a seal/human creature - ideally with a ruined city landscape - ready to go, that I could haggle for. Should be SFW

ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know! SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot. OTHER SANTA: Is that true? Me: Yes OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man

And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,

Have a free year on me, MST3K fans. Only stipulation is that you have to try and like and comment when you can, and at the end of the year hopefully you'll be in a situation to continue. Happy holidays :) www.patreon.com/hookedtothes...

Which is your favorite version of Christmas Carol? Albert Finney? Alastair Sim? Reginald Owen? (My in-laws love Owen.) Patrick Stewart? Muppets? McDuck? The musical with the Thank You Very Much song?

I want to go to there.

Peter Jackson isn't infallible. Fellowship especially cut way too close to the bone. No giving of the gifts?

Tiny Tim didn't die Ghost of Christmas made Scrooge fly Christmas morn! Scrooge reborn! What else do I have to say??!!

I have never noticed that before. No way he doesn't scrape his head in the next second like the Stormtrooper in A New Hope that bumps his head really hard.

Possibly the most subversive, most original, and funniest Christmas special ever. I love it so much.

Easily the season premiere of Walking Dead where Negan kills several cast members in gruesome fashion. I knew it was coming from the comic and I was still nauseated and quit watching along with a while lot of other people.

time for the only holiday tradition that matters

We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package

WOAH!

I’m sure other people will post it but hey

I'd love to see Pipper roll up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxS... if you haven't seen this then you haven't seen the best live performance of all time. and should fix that. right now

Great thread. Ban AI from classrooms.

Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.

Things to celebrate this holiday season: - festive cheeses - time traveling ghosts - weird relatives - potatoes - weird relatives who like potatoes - your normal feeling of dark dread is now illuminated by twinkling lights

Have a free year on me, MST3K fans. Only stipulation is that you have to try and like and comment when you can, and at the end of the year hopefully you'll be in a situation to continue. Happy holidays :) www.patreon.com/hookedtothes...

That’s when you know you’ve made it: when someone gets a tattoo of a panel from your book.

Keep your mouth shut Smoke a lot of big monkey butt -David Bowie, probably

Just want to put out feelers for a TTRPG writer/dev or two who would be interested in collaborating on a pulpy scifi/fantasy project in 2026 with myself and another artist/writer. Ideally someone who'd fuck with "Frank Frazetta but queer" as an aesthetic. Would love 2 chat if this sounds interesting

Delete that shit right now friends.

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