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We need to bring stable, good paying jobs where it's ok to be all cheeked up back to America

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

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I'm sorry, but Baz Lurhman making the guns in Romeo + Juliet Sword and Longsword as like, makes, was the coolest shit ever. "Give me my longsword" hell yeah Baz I was 12 and am 41 and that still fucking rules. Louder, Baz. 11 is amateur hour. youtu.be/D3BayBl6_2g?...

This is pure marketing genius 💘

Happy Valentines Day from KISS member Gene Simmons and Otaku man

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

Happy Valentine’s Day

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

we really enjoy taking care of each other here

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.

Dang, is New Mexico ok?

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

obligatory i will never vote for gavin newsom 🙂‍↔️

greatest headline of my adult life

mgs4 has been trapped, locked, sealed away on the ps3 for 18 fucking years man. if you had a baby the week mgs4 came out you could turn around and announce the news to your cigarette smoking gay son

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

my superbowl analysis

It's really instructive when you replace "Millennials" with "middle-aged adults" in headlines. '"Middle-aged adults" are swimming in student debt and may never own homes.'

A Time To Kill (1996)

My politics. (Probably)

That rotisserie chicken thing is gonna bug me all week

moon #moon

LMAOO my friend just texted me to ask why Tonya Harding is commentating for figure skating in the Olympics. GIRL THAT IS TARA LAPINSKI

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

In the meantime

I’ll leave the jokes to others and just point out this kind of shit is how you get policies like “SNAP can’t be used to buy hot prepared food.”

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

see that's not particularly difficult messaging

didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

The “don’t tread on me bro” crowd is getting awfully delicate.

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

If you ever want to get mad and upset about colonialism and slavery all over again, read up on the Haitian Revolution. And how the western world has never ever stopped punishing Haiti for fighting back and winning their freedom.

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