my 2026 resolution is to destroy Jerry Chen

All elderly Mormon women should be adopted by 3 gay men. It would make the world a beautiful place.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

Here’s to 2026

My Mom, trying to remember Walton Goggins' name: That man, the one with the teeth. Wally Gogo?

I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

“The Exorcist” is a Christmas movie

The Dasher Enjoyer is a real one

jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife

This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing

It is CHRISTMAS, my dude. LOG. OFF.

She really understands me.

I see the old magic still works

learning mark cuban has spent his christmas eve arguing with randos on bluesky

Happy Birthday to Jesus. Hater of the rich. Friend to sex workers. Champion of the oppressed. Lover of Jamaican ska.

What are these posts people are finding and liking

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Shout out to the (most likely) 20 something intern in charge of the US Dept of Justice’s twitter account who is currently spending their holiday week doing THIS. I’d quit in disgust instead but go off, kiddo!

Lets just go ahead and believe all the bad rumors about president dipshit and if the facts contradict it someday then maybe we can reevaluate at that time. If anyone deserves this its him

There is nothing funny about this shit but it is still incredible to me just how much these child fuckers LOVE writing about the friends they made through pedophilia and their inability to have any other interests/hobbies. Not a one took up macrame or calligraphy; all molestation, all the time!

man’s like “fuck that, i’m taking y’all down with me” & tbh, let’s fuckin go

[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan

Always remember, fuck Ronald Reagan.

Coming back to this, I'm still struck by the implication that academics should care if the AI pushers "trust" all our work that's done without AI. I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.

Yeah, seems about right.

I’m on @danglinghemmie.bsky.social TikTok again

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

One Perfect Shot The Lighthouse (2019) Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke Directed by Robert Eggers 📽️

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.

the first pic in the "Animals with paper party hats" category on Wikimedia Commons could make me cry

Guess I'll post this again

What did I tell y’all about Andrews?! They are BAD people (especially ones from New York)

Someone never read the Calvin and Hobbes tenth anniversary book.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent