Once again, redemption is possible and seeking forgiveness is a laudable goal but good God that does not mean yot DESERVE to be a senator!

Welp there’s no unseeing this

You live in NYC, jackass.

It’s a real dark sign of the times if a brand as bland as Dominos feels comfortable enough to pander directly to incel gamergaters

Me too, king.

"don't cry over spilled milk" is a dumb phrase. do u know how fucking expensive everything is.

The local Denver news is leading off with "WHAT ARE THE NUGGETS DOING TO GET TO THE FINALS?!" and the sports caster legit sounds drunk.

IMPORTANT: I need to know if Danny Carey performed tonight and what jersey he wore. This is critical information

a john quincy adams for today

First of my bloodline to read and understand this, by the way

biden’s got my vote for 2028 🫡

OLDBOY (Park Chan-wook, 2003)

Shawn Levy, from Zombie Nightmare (1987)?

Happy pride 🥰

“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Incredible. A+, 10/10, no notes

I really want people outside of the state to understand how infuriating and angry this had made basically everyone. NO ONE is happy with Polis or thinks he did “the right thing.” Yeah he’s term limited and we have a spectrum of political weirdos but this is baffling beyond the usual bullshit.

"dorky white guys dating insanely hot latina women" is up there with other Texas traditions like A&M choking and drunk driving

Look, Graham Platner may have enthusiastically signed up to murder people and gotten a Nazi tattoo, but at least he's also completely untrustworthy and too stupid to delete the accounts he uses to betray the person closest to him.

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

1999 was a pretty good year, I’m ready to RETVRN

I think we all deserve some peacock silliness, enjoy. Behold these lovable idiots.

Star Wars fans not beating the fucking allegations tonight. "RIP Marcia Lucas, but she wasn't as important as all the men around her." Shut the entire fuck up.

everything is better if it's lesbians

Colorado! You're about to get your primary ballots. If you don't know any of the candidates, here is who i would suggest checking out. @philweiser.bsky.social for governor @senadorajulie.bsky.social for US Senate @amandaforcolorado.bsky.social for Sec State @seligmanforag.bsky.social for AG

New drawing challenge: Draw your character as Zero Mostel in this album cover.

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

Hope Ms. Rachel knows how beloved she is as a teacher, human, helper, changemaker, difference maker, and neighbor 💗 We love you, we’re proud of you, we’re thankful for you, my friend 💚

That’s right

Just want to lay it out here that the "Harambe meme" stuff was kept alive entirely by white supremacists who thought a Swahili name sounded funny and eagerly latched onto any opportunity to use a gorilla to make allusions to Black people

Look at my bitch ass governor, dog.

Conservatives are terrified of Dems finally understanding that the people yearn to tell Republicans to shut the fuck up

This is a really ballsy speech by student reporter Santiago Campos, winner of the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship ($10,000) and worth watching in full.

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

Tylenol has never affected *my* circumcision.

I’m glad there is one (1) person who is truly using the opinion page as it should be used

This dude’s Wikipedia article is wild:

you know who else was in a bubble ? the wicked witch of the EAST, BRO !

I just woke up, what the hell did y’all do???

Beavers are infrastructure

[Going to the doctor and showing them this picture] can you make me this? Is there a procedure to give me a Dog in Hat Eating Hot Dog kind of life? This is what I want

Just give it the Pulitzer right now

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics