No such thing as an AI actress, writer, dancer, or any other word referring to people.

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

anyone still got your idol stuck in their head or just me??

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

Ok ok I’m going back to bed, that’s enough low effort QTs

“Hey, Megan: what’s it like having ADHD and OCD at the same time?”

We need another stonewall riot

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

Alright, 5786: you’re on fucking notice.

me when he chooses to end the piece with "shana tova"

"huehuehue if you had just left video games alone" -- so you're saying that the size of tits in video games turned you from a peaceful person into a bloodthirsty reactionary howling for revenge all day? at the risk of offending you further i don't believe that is particularly healthy

Need to get pregnant and down 40 Tylenol a day so my kid can organize all my baseball cards and pokemon go accounts.

Shanah Tovah to all the homies out there. 🙏🏾

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

The ancestors were right: being online during the holy days is a Bad Idea

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Trump trying to send a DM to Pam Bondi but actually posting it on TruthSocial instead raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.

this website remains undefeated in 38 year old posting

There are people who started pet sitting businesses specifically targeting Rapture believers. Hello, sharks…

Thank you for contacting the National Population Control Board! Your genuinely striking email doesn't just help us do our job — it also shows that you're a genuine and talented citizen. Unfortunately, we've still got you scheduled for culling on March 4, 2031. Let's delve into the reasons why:

[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!

tired: pentagon pizza index wired: culture war grindr outage index

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” Nick Fuentes.

mass psychosis

I hate to ask, but I've got a friend from Twitter whose puppy had to go to the emergency vet last night. Stable now, waiting to find out if it’s a vestibular disease or a brain tumor, could use some help paying for it if anyone is able to. DM for PayPal/Venmo info.

Me during most of the last decade

"bluesky is just an echo bubble" "bluesky is irrelevant" "blueskyism is killing democrats" "bluesky is brain rot" "bluesky numbers are down" "bluesky is -- "

how gas station customers waiting for you to change the syrup on the fountain pop look

You can't say the team has no sense of humor.

Gimli was right to take a swing at the ring. Miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Dudes rock

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

FUCKING BURST ALREADY

Bruh

“We’re going to keep showing up until they stop abducting our neighbors,” shouldn’t an impossible bar to clear. It should be the minimum.

reports of america's demise are grossly exaggerated

dave more than anyone before or since almost has always understood his bosses are not his friends

If I like Sopranos edits, I’ll like the Sopranos…right?

I feel like several of you will appreciate this tribute to our beloved PSH.