tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

weird to have to continue to say this sort of thing especially with regard to accounts who’ve been on here since invite codes, but here goes: it’s actually super easy to be normal towards/about/with trans & nonbinary people, also not every inside joke is an invite to everyone else

i’m sorry, but finding this ancient reply out of context is a banger reaction image (derogatory)

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

See if this works www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

I would simply give Dua Lipa all my livestock of my own free will so she knows I can hang

Fuck Marilyn Manson, all my homies hate etc BUT his version of Tainted Love would make an amazing goth burlesque/strip tease song.

This poem was written while sitting in the women's restroom in the U.S. District Courthouse in Chicago Illinois while Greg Bovino stood outside in the hallway

New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content. AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.

I won (got to take them home) 😘

There will be no crime when we have 1:1 RoboCop coverage. That’s the OCP guarantee.

If anyone can help my friend get my former son, Kitten (pics in thread), his insulin, even with a reskeet, I'd greatly appreciate it.

If you understand this image without someone explaining it to you, remember to take your ibuprofen before bed.

The fact that he mentions the Iliad but posts the Odyssey is way too fucking funny to me.

What planet do you live on?!

Time is a flat circle for stupid stupid shit

Want to publicly apologize to my discord friends for thinking Chuck Schumer might not disappoint us. It won’t happen again.

oh my god

“Retire, bitch” is the nicest fucking thing I could say to you

I am not gonna learn arcane procedure rules because you suck at your job, Richard.

See ghosts aren’t real because if there was any spirit of Lyndon Baines Johnson left on this plane, he would be LEANING everywhere right now.

"Dems cannot successfully cave because John Cornyn got trapped in a broom closet" would be easily the funniest way for tonight to end

John Fetterman’s brain really needs to be studied.

Casual reminder: Jacob is the Only Good Gamer.

Delayed air travel is probably the only element of the government shutdown that actually inconvenienced dems in Congress, unsurprising that they folded basically immediately

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

they need to learn what it’s like to be afraid of us.

You’re not my congressman but you are my mom’s so on our behalf: deal with John Hickenlooper. Challenge the governor. Get to Work

Remember how this was the constant norm on left and liberal twitter for 2017-2019? PEPPERIDGE FARM FUCKING REMEMBERS!

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

it’s very difficult at this point to figure out if there is actual movement towards a Dem cave or just a Republican whisper campaign to Axios to make it seem like there’s a Dem cave and I’m going to hold my fire on any of it until something actually happens (or not)

Elon has not read Samuel Beckett there's absolutely no way

WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.

Orson Welles: big fan of John Landis

every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i can’t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.

I’m starting to hope Hell is real. And worse than Dante described

always been more of a PvE more than a PvP man myself

You know who doesn’t get enough hate? Anthony Fucking Kennedy. Just sayin’

Kinda wild to think about how this happened 25 years ago but Gore is still younger than Trump is

someone explain in terms a starving five year old can understand what this supreme court order means bc it sounds like more starving