thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

It is my duty, nay, my honor to remind the world of Nebraska’s (unofficial) third most widely celebrated State Holiday. Happy 311. I hope on this Happiest 3/11 you, too, allow yourself to Come Original.

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies”

Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy? CENTCOM:

I haven’t seen a team fall behind 3-0 this quickly since… Tottenham this afternoon

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

the tip of the spear

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

no days off

20-year-old pop stars love to be like “and now some very special guests, my grandmother’s favorite band, Vampire Weekend”

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

The 8 year old just asked me what my favorite song is

POV there’s a high of 73 and it’s sunny in early March

Where B16 innovates best is in their burritos, imo

President Carter leaving office after Iran selected an Ayatollah Khomeini again?

Fred Hoiberg contract extension. LFG

WITH NO SWEEPERS

when I say I got that dob in me this is what I mean

Did you know Nebrasketball has only ever been top 4 or bottom 4 since joining the Big 10 conference?

How I pronounce the F in FUCK IOWA

happy international women's day to all my international women

Spent some time in Iowa and went long on Iowa State’s Audi Crooks. Despite her dominance, she deals with a lot of negativity, especially about her body. But no matter what is said about her, Audi Crooks wears a smile. www.espn.com/womens-colle...

congrats to aaron rodgers' wife

The last 5 years of Husker football have just been a giant Gamechanger episode. Sam Reich, you sick bastard

The straits are not ok

What a finish by Madueke!!! #Arsenal #AFC #Gunners #COYG #EPL #PremierLeague #MANARL

i love labor protest and solidarity, but also staying this still during 'gasolina' is terrifying

🚨 Tornado Watch issued March 6 at 3:16PM CST until March 6 at 10:00PM CST by NWS Omaha/Valley NE 🚨 Additional Details Here.

We had an in-depth discussion about the Vietnam war and its various massacres yesterday in the gc

Completely forgot that I’d made a social commitment for tonight

First thunderstorm of the year, let’s go!

Storms will be forming in south central and SE Nebraska by 3-5pm Friday. As the storm system moves east, storms are expected to increase in intensity. Large hail, damaging wind, and tornadoes will be possible if and when they do form in Nebraska.

Kristi Noem taught me it was ok to be weird

Just realized I wore this same shirt for the last parent teacher conferences. Started by apologizing and asserting to the second grade teacher that I absolutely own more than one shirt. I am crushing this

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

yeah let me get uhhhhhh nsfw hot dog

Roses are red Tulips are bright

Pretty sure the Crossroads sign is summoning a demon tonight

It was our sins

Well, it’s about that time for some Nebrasketball After Dark

at first I laughed but the more I think about it the more “imagine dragons is a cia plant” makes sense