Hegseth with the funniest set of the Riyadh comedy festival so far

it’s burger time

the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show is the Super Bowl for people who pretended to be mad about the Cracker Barrel logo

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

My 3 year old boos whenever he sees a cyber truck

If I had to see this today, so do you

@trapperseanmd.bsky.social I looked up “happy birthday Sean” in the gif finders and found this. Enjoy!

32' - Excuse me??? It's Sergio Ors Navarro once more, scoring with AUDACITY! He flicks it over to control it, then nutmegs the keeper on a half-volley to make it 5 goals in 3 matches! 🫡 #OneMeansAll | 0-2 | #CHAvOMA

Drew 4-4 today. Got out to an early lead but played the second half down a player* and ran out of gas. I used my clipboard and everything, but the points were shared today. *had to get to a birthday party, not red card-related. My team is well coached and disciplined, how dare you

GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP

not true

groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles

I told my senator I wanted to give his bald head a swirlie and got suspended for 3 days

I have leagues like scenario 2 and 3 here and it’s the greatest

ad rock: I GOT THE D DOUBLE O D DOUBLE O beastie boys: STYLE ad rock: PLAYING FOR THE CARDINALS WITH THE QB beastie boys: KYLE ad rock: LOSING TIME OF POSSESSION BY A COUNTRY beastie boys: MILE ad rock: COACH GONNA END UP beastie boys: IN EXILE

Oh my GOD Garrett from COMMUNITY is on JEOPARDY

Physics is cool

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

normally i don't like these navel gazing regretful-trump-voter hunts but i do think it's interesting that even the dumbest people alive are sick of the sports gambling ads

Did you know? Thursday is the Equilux! This is when the sun rises and sets 12 hours apart and we have equal amount of daylight and nighttime. It always happens a few days after the first day of fall and a few days before the first day of spring!

The ocean is fascinating and terrifying

yeah, I like war. did you know that Darin Erstad put up 8.3 in 2000

call me immanuel the way i just fuckin kant

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.

The Nebrasketball player?

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Johnson and Johnson’s lawyers have gotta be cracking their knuckles and clearing their calendars, right?

Just in time for the rapture

That Kallman pass 😙👌

Sports are dumb

Martinelli goal!!!!!!! #Arsenal

The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports) This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48 BASE BALL

I just think Jacory Barney is neat

this exists it is called thinking

@actualnames.bsky.social Sassafras Patterdale

The table of strangers next to us is talking shit on Nebrasketball

Wow, has Dino’s Storage gone woke?

Arsenal in the summer of 23

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

at least they can't cancel Late Night with Deborah Vance again

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL