Guys will say “I needed this” and it’s literally just one good stretch of Nebraska basketball in their adult lives

Meanwhile, let's check in on the MSU locker room

n e b r a s k e t b a l l

Talk to your kids about Top Ten #Nebrasketball

FIREWORKS GOING OFF IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD LMAOOOO

It's Jan. 2 and Indiana football and Nebraska basketball are both undefeated.

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEDDD

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now

Our zoo is just so much better than yours

read to feel old? 2025 was only *last year*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

Happy real new year in gods chosen timezone

You’re telling me an SRS vegased this bowl?

I gotta grab gas today and I guarantee you I’ll see this man buying a couple monsters, a 6 pack of Busch lattes and some kratom while I’m there

Nebraska (and the scrimmage line) moves forward and scores a touchdown

I just think Jacory Barney is neat

Reba

oh christ look at the time

I don’t know if it’s my attention span or just the world at large but I swear I’ve seen this same news story break like a dozen times already

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

Oh man how could I forget this one

Tough to pick, but this was probably my favorite of his

Fred Groincock United States, Census, 1940

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I was a judge of a Conor Oberst lookalike contest once. He showed up but didn’t win.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Chappell Roan:

Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies

disappointed in us

best scene in Moneyball

Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise

rick moranis is in the pocket of big toddler

deadass?

Drake Maye has so much time to throw that Fountains of Wayne is going to have to write a new song.

what a TD for Okonkwo

A SNOW SQUALL WARNING has been issued for Monona, Pottawattamie, Harrison, Burt & Washington Counties until 11:15 AM. Whiteout conditions with near zero visibility, heavy snow and gusty winds is expected.

wtf my neighbors have their Christmas decorations up already

And the protein Pop-Tart, WHO DID NOT DIE...

Animal Crossing IRL

Found a bookstore that stocks your novels

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls