This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

an australian fan just did a shoey on the big screen and the mariners set off fireworks after he finished it

MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

anish kapoor if he was in fall out boy: this ain't a bean it's a god damn Cloud Gate

Told the 4 year old that Ghana has an exciting free kick coming up, but he heard “free cake” and is super disappointed now

Fun Watergate fact: the security guard who discovered the taped door played himself in the movie All the President's Men

Jordan Pickford should go as Josh Homme every Halloween

estoy haciendo mi parte como pinche gringo

@janetherevelator.bsky.social is a tastemaker

I am closing the bars down* *they all close at 10 in Kearney

So cool that a product of MLS, Lionel Messi, is doing this on the world stage

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

Once during indoor soccer, I sealed a hat trick with an attempted cross that just glided top left bins instead. Pretended it was intentional, obviously.

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Aside from… everything else, where did the idea this dude was a 1st round pick come from? He threw a pick to lose the game against Nebraska — do you know how bad you have to be to make *nebraska football* look clutch???

Going to Kearney, anyone need anything?

Making history as the first openly-depressed baseball player to appear in a game. My walk-up song is “Flume” by Bon Iver and I subsequently strike out on two pitches. The crowd silently weeps.

Arsenal won the league, the Knicks won the Finals — @mayor.nyc.gov can I convince you to root for Nebraska football?

You know you’re in a good place when the bathroom graffiti looks like this

Plane with a banner reading “BOOMER SOONER” flying over downtown. The College World Series really brings some of the worst people to town* (*SEC fans)

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

owned

Last day I can repost this

Relax dog, it’s a dogfight out there

We want Bama

Haven’t seen someone act that fake since Pete Hegseth’s workout video

The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit

Y’all need a Hydration Break, huh

Neighbor across the street just lit off a firework

i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me

One day into the World Cup, FIFA is doing “actually, the stadiums ARE full” posts stating that there are “ticketed fans… standing in concourses rather than staying in their assigned seats”

@actualnames.bsky.social his middle name is ESPN

(god creating cowboys) i just made partner

Ted Cruz strikes again

Guess I’m done drinking Zipline beers

That’s the sky-posting guarantee (tm)

Jared Leto playing Conor Oberst in a musical biopic “I’m wide awake, it’s morbin’”

Here I go again on my phone

gonna invent a new alphabet with a triple u

Lads it’s Tottenham

Joyce Carol Oates is Bois-posting