🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇 www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

Leonard Leo:

men will write a column about how they hate the beatles because of their dad before going to therapy about it

Not an economist but I feel like a used car for sale in a credit union parking lot should not be $26000

I love my Swarthy German Manager Daniel Farke. Everyone - literally everyone - said Leeds needed to get more goals in the transfer window and guess what: they were right! It’s not Farke’s fault that the board didn’t act but damn.

Surely the owner of DemocracyCrush dot com - the everything app - deserves $1 trillion

We’re maybe 18 months from “The McAfee & Kash Show” simulcasting across the ESPN Family Of Networks

Oh God please let Bovino get eaten by an alligator and please let someone be filming

You SAAAAAAY I'm crazy Cos you don't think I know what you done But WHEEEEEENNNN you call me baby I know I'm not the only one

Goochland VA is Verlanderville

I would be very much interested in reading any and all articles regarding: a) How is Indiana this good? b) How is Florida this bad? Please send these my way

"The Canadiens are on," they threatened

Arch just got the Tweeder Percocets on the sideline

I think I’ve seen 12 pictures of Lizza and Nuzzi and I don’t think I could pick them out of a lineup. RFKJ I could find in my dreams by following the smell

You can just pick a letter and make it “- For -endetta” and no one will stop you. “W For Wendetta.” “B For Bendetta.” See?

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year

It’s OU/Mizzou Day! I wish nothing but pain and SEC refs on @bendubose.bsky.social

Who the hell wants it to be sunny? Gimme some of that weather what’s happening in Bournemouth

[Ted Cruz and John Cornyn burst into the bathroom like the Kool-Aid Man] HEY LEMME SEE YOUR DICK

The Only Good Assistant Principal is in Virginia Beach www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

Maybe it’ll happen today because of, you know, the date and whatnot

Oh God I looked it up. It’s not even 6am.

Pulling up to the crib and crankin it in the driveway

Me picturing Zohran walking into the Oval Office

[Unbelievably-affected Southern accent] “Why Mister Vance, I do declare, are those cherry-red gumdrops affixed near your lapels your nipples?”

Thousands of rare American recordings — some 100 years old — go online for all to enjoy A collaboration between UC Santa Barbara and the nonprofit Dust-to-Digital Foundation laist.com/news/arts-an...

That’s not dandruff, it’s Parmesan, from my commute spaghetti.

Billy Possum

1:00 exactly, you dozy nonces

if montreal gives up a goal in the first 5 minutes i'm watching that house of dynamite movie

Everyone take a deep breath. The Baylor Pisser is no longer enrolled at Baylor. baylorlariat.com/2025/11/19/b...

Wait did Democrats actually, like, do 👏 something 👏 for the president to call for their executions, or are the synapses just sorta firing in his syphilitic brain

It would have been far more respectable for Lonnie to use his billions to just have a rib removed to suck his own dick

Did anyone else think for a long time that the word “Dilemma” had an N in it. And by “a long time” I mean “for 40+ years”

I agree with @mikefinger.bsky.social: Manhunt by James Swanson Also: -The Echoing Green by Prager (baseball!) -Into Thin Air by Krakauer -Isaac's Storm by Larsen -The Devil & Sherlock Holmes by Grann

Hoid on the University of Austin is a real thing? I thought it's just what everyone called Blinn

Fired from my job at the Culture Review Magazine for filing a story with “Yeah that was pretty good!” and “Ew no I didn’t care for that” as my only comments

I don’t know the answer to every question in the world, but the answer to “What do we do about all of this” is quickly becoming “Violence”

Red sky in morning headass sky Old Wives’ Tail headass sky Bad Omens headass sky Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God headass sky

You know what’s more fun than having broken ribs? Throwing up when you have broken ribs

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

Burt, Iowa

One of the better calls and crowd pops I’ve heard in a while. Glorious last few minutes.

An immediate “Hey wait. FUCK you.” could have turned a rando spineless journalist into a hero for about 20 minutes

“Andrew WK and Meyer Hawthorne went to the same school” is my “Colt McCoy’s dad and Jordan Shipley’s dad were roommates”

Any link to an Olivia Nuzzi article/excerpt: