Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
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Could go for some tacos, and a nap
Spare a thought for all the assholes who felt persecuted by Black History Month only to find themselves in Womenās History Month
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HOW HAS THIS LADY NOT CRAWLED UNDER THE EARTH TO BE EATEN BY CICADAS YET
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about 5 hours ago
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about 20 hours ago
When you're KIA in Operation Epic Fury they deliver your family this flag folded up in a triangle
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The main objectives were already completed: 1. Bomb something 2. Front-page headlines Everything else is just gravy
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about 17 hours ago
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All weekend long I'd been told that our Friday night opponent's second goal was offside and shouldn't have counted. I just watched the film and it was, in fact, a good goal because our center back pimped her goal kick like she was 2001 Barry Bonds
about 18 hours ago
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Hey yāall Iām going on a book tour!* *I havenāt published a book I just want to go to different cities and talk about books
about 21 hours ago
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Oklahoma State
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about 21 hours ago
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Begging anyone who refers to themselves as a journalist to gain just a smidge of object permanence.
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about 23 hours ago
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Get her ass
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about 23 hours ago
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Opta's Premier League Relegation Odds, 11:20am (Central) Wolves: 99.97% Burnley: 98.48% West Ham: 70.70% Forest: 23.53% Tottenham: 4.51% Leeds: 2.23% Palace: 0.46% Sunderland: 0.09% Newcastle: 0.02%
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about 23 hours ago
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Actually itās āWordās To Your Motherā
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 year ago
Our country is revealing itself to be a cruel place and lots of us are on edge, but itās important not to get mad at or be mean to one another over petty online things. Letās focus our anger on Steve, my momās friendās son who is apparently the perfect child. Fuck that guy.
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"Y'all get back here to show Trump that we mean business when we roll over and wag our tails"
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2 days ago
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Blondieās drummer puts in work on āHeart of Glassā
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Dipshit hasnāt even seen New Jack City
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2 days ago
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More like Bitchardo Silva
2 days ago
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Daniel Farke, arms raised to God asking why He has forsaken him...that's relatable
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A proper kick to Bernardo Silva's ribs
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GOP: well, damn, yāall got mad about us raping kids, now youāre going to get mad at us for killing them?
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2 days ago
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Oh please let Leicester get relegated to League One
2 days ago
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Oh Iām definitely laughing at CBS
2 days ago
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A government of the assholes, by the assholes, and for the assholes
2 days ago
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Parker Molloy
2 days ago
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
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Well the team that mercy-ruled us last time was tied 0-0 at halftime and we lost 2-0. First goal knuckled like a Tim Wakefield pitch and the second goal was offside by about 3 yards.
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3 days ago
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Itās GAMEDAY, hoes, against the team that hasnāt lost a district game since 2019
3 days ago
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Visit my coffee shop- Jimboās Jumbo Bean - featuring my all new MEAT-CHA, featuring matcha powder flavored with a hint of sausage and pepperoni
3 days ago
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Room for so much piss
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4 days ago
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I just hope the person who tried all the neck massagers and recommends these three for CNN dot com keeps their job. Also congratulations to Jake Tapper, who no longer has to do the bare minimum to pretend.
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4 days ago
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I know that the last opinion anyone wants to hear is from a white middle-aged straight cis guy, but this Kansas thing is bullshit and the most important word in the phrase ātrans peopleā is āpeopleā and every decent human being needs to stand up and oppose this fascist ruling.
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Continuing a trend to try and listen to new albums every week. 2026 releases I really enjoy: Mon Rovia - Bloodline Dead Dads Club - self titled Jay Buchanan - Weapons of Beauty Katzin - Buckaroo Cardinals - Masquerade Remember Sports - The Refrigerator
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The Senate voted to confirm A Magic 8-Ball as the next Surgeon General 56-44. Joining all 53 Republicans Senators were: FETTERMAN (D-PA) KAINE (D-VA) KLOBUCHAR (D-MN)
4 days ago
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Your quest for today: find one (1) Bryan Adams song that slaps. Cannot be āSummer of 69ā Iāll go first: āWhen Youāre Goneā feat Sporty Spice
4 days ago
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wanted: right-wing pundit skills required: the largest forehead you've ever seen
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5 days ago
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They donāt like it when you refer to ROTC as āJV Armyā
5 days ago
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ā, or worseā
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5 days ago
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This game took ten years off my life, I can feel it. We scored twice in the first ten minutes. They scored just before halftime. We scored just after halftime. They scored again with about 25 minutes left and then it was just all-out defend from there.
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5 days ago
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Harmony Korineās āThe Hobbitā lookin ass
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Us 3 Crosstown Rival 2
6 days ago
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Wow I had the premise of this article all wrong
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6 days ago
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If āGoogling āWhat Is The Age Of Consentāā was put into a photograph
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7 days ago
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assbutt
8 days ago
thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her momās kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol
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Honestly I think itās probably better for everybody if Ka$h just flies to where the next party is, rather than doing all the damage that someone who thinks they should be FBI Director could do
7 days ago
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Lemme see them blizzard pics
8 days ago
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[During the Eucharistic Canon & Christās Words of Institution] suck it Jordan Binnington I hope you cry yourself to sleep
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8 days ago
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took longer on the crossword than is necessary because I refused to believe that the answer was "peen"
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9 days ago
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Ten Sleep, Wyoming
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9 days ago
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Billboards on I-35 are wild. Just a big-ass smiling picture above a "Your Favorite Fascists Love Me!" tagline
9 days ago
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1-1 tie. Letās go to playoffs.
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10 days ago
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