*slow clap*

Well that’s one way to fix a bullpen

I don’t watch football anymore but I don’t think this is supposed to happen?

huh, interesting

TIL, this is uhhhhh pretty bad!

Contemplating what Zack Greinke must think of the price of guac at Chipotle now

Absolutely not

this is a good deal

Leaning incredibly hard into racism here!

Even accounting for the new congressional maps, a swing like Aftyn Behn's (Trump+22 to D-8.6) would net Dems 259 seats in the midterms. Even if the swing is *half* of tonight's, Dems win the House with 229 seats Data: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

OK this is actually pretty bad

Me in my 8 AM class in college

I’ve been pretty happy with Wallaroo FWIW apps.apple.com/us/app/walla...

haha what

Texas too!

Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.

Tis the season!

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

😳

😢 #Astros

Getting a little tired of “there are crazy people on both sides!!” takes where the example on one side is the literal leader of the free world and on the other side is some rando on social media

Tell me it’s the offseason without telling me it’s the offseason (fun article though!)

I’m sorry, this whole thing is extremely funny!

If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.

Hell yeah

Looking forward to watching!

This is embarrassing, if that’s still a thing?

lol

lol

amazing things are happening, apparently

Exact opposite of the message the Comey prosecution was supposed to send; instead of "Cross me and I'll make your life hell!" it's turning into "Cross me and I'll repeatedly trip over my own feet and land bare-ass-up in public! Just see if I won't!"

Long way to go but this would be a bloodbath

lol, what even is happening? I guess he expected amendments but Schumer/Thune didn’t want them?

lol

Wow, although seems like this is sure to be overturned…

This is, uh, something!

…wow, I did not expect this! (I don’t know how sincere she is, and there’s obviously a long way to go, but I wasn’t expecting any sort of apology from her, like, ever)

😳

Really happy about pastors standing up to DHS

(1) This fucking rules; and (2) "Defend slowness when it serves a purpose" is so good

The Silo Saga Omnibus review - good, but loooong

Yeah, that whole list of celebrities lined up for a conference or whatever wasn’t very convincing

📉📉📉

I am a dummy and my emails are 10x more readable than theirs. Also my emails don’t contain crimes!

uhh why am I almost crying at this Bob's Burgers episode??

I’m breaking my own rule about reposting dumb things, but: imagine thinking giving this guy a trillion dollars is a good idea

Houstonians should adopt and celebrate him, while keeping him away from our sports franchises