its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"

Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.

and now, we wait... #skycards

november [ #art / #sillyhours ]

Fish have committed credit card fraud

at one of my people’s holiest shrines: the caked up Lego Chewbacca statue

Methodology

When I arrive at the party

first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970

"please give us 30 seconds on a piece of art or music that fills you with joy" would be extremely insightful

take a listen to the BBC Scotland call

THANKSGIVING IS NEXT WEEK

Chat, is this good

“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet

Social media from a shark's perspective: Facebook: I like eating seals LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

can bad prose be sexually transmitted

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

every time a prominent man is revealed to be a horrible abusive freak they put out a statement being like "I hope, over time, I may rebuild the trust I have lost" and just once I would love for them to say "I'm sixty years old and a multimillionaire, you never have to hear about me again."

Look, sometimes posting here can be a grind, but you have to jump in feet first and everything will come out fine on the other side

#skycards alert - the Super Guppy is airborne! just took off out of El Paso, TX ping @marlo.ooo

The undergrads at the Crimson has consistently done a better job at investigating stories--big and small--than some of the legacy papers. Go college journalism.

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

Brush your teeth after eating these or else you'll get calculus.

Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.

Friendly dog came out to meet the train. 🔢 #VIA692 / 🛤 HBRY Thicket Sub / 📆 2022-05-01

New York and LA should offer an equivalent to Israeli birthright trips to every theatre kid in the lower 48

TIL people are gambling on Professional Wrestling. America’s incredibly scripted, pre-determined answer to theater in the round. It’s like betting on if Godot arrives, or if Fantine lives to become the girlboss of Montreuil-sur-Mer.

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

What I first said in sarcasm I increasingly think is a real thing to consider: Move SCOTUS to a strip mall in rural Kansas. We can’t fire them. Impeachment* is functionally dead. The 18-yr term thing is a fantasy. But we can kill a lot of their perks. Bet Kav would retire fast.

All cats are friend shaped. Only some cats are friend sized, though.

I 100% would get my ancestors and their entire village killed arguing these are and will always be friend shaped

topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed

My newest essay on Mentour covers an asshole pilot who got lost, and a bullied FO afraid to point out that they were going the wrong way This is a study in confirmation bias and arrogance I hope you like it

Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.

Images showing the recovery of the New Glenn booster after landing, note the humans for scale in the second image.

Assassins is the most indispensable American musical ever written, and therefore the greatest, and I will die on this tiny hill, clinging to my tiny flag like charlie guiteau clinging to a flimsy chapbook of his own poetry

it's not TGV Tuesday but it's come to light that not all of you know about how La Poste ran high-speed mail trains until 2015

anyone done this yet

ANISH IF YOU DO THIS I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR THE VANTABLACK THING

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

So this is what I was up to today. Go New Glenn! Go ESCAPADE!!

Finished up both Africa and Asia today in #skycards - next week's project will be Oceania, then I'll just have one country left (but I might be waiting a while for that last one... 🇺🇦)

📣 THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE 📣 WHY IS THIS A HEAD-SCRATCHER 📣

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/