My man David Byrne released a new album this month

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

If you don’t know if it’s true, as President of the United States, maybe don’t say it? Ah, who am I kidding with this guy?

I’m glad Jimmy’s back. But Brendan Carr still needs to resign. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

It seems like a big part of the problem is thinking of autism as a curable "disease" in the first place.

Yeah, as good as today's news is, I'm waiting to see how this plays out, and how committed Disney is to actually doing what's right, before restarting my account.

There's an eternal life less ordinary waiting for you in @aardwyrm.bsky.social's story "The Moon’s Only Daughter and the Teeth of Time." kaleidotrope.net/summer-2025/...

“You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth / You said that irony was the shackles of youth” #nowplaying

Looking at RFK's recent moves, including an attack on the hepatitis B vaccine and on painkillers for pregnant women. The common theme: That all children's health problems are due to "bad" mothers. This isn't about making kids healthy. It's misogyny. www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...

So when they’ve caused a panic, driven Tylenol off the shelves, if not out of business, and autism in children doesn’t change one little bit, what then? MAGA-branded pain-reliever supplements?

I seem to be making a habit of accidentally cutting my finger less than a week before I have to travel. This cut isn’t nearly as bad as last year’s, when I had to doublecheck my tetanus was up to date, but I clipped myself with a pair of scissors—five minutes before my morning meeting, too!

hello to all my colleagues and co-counsel, we have our work cut out for us

“We hear the playback and it seems so long ago” #nowplaying

If you're not a bot and I blocked you, I'm sorry, but it's only because you seemed like a bot.

I watched just 5 movies last week: - Fool for Love (1985) ⭐️⭐️1/2 - Legal Eagles (1986) ⭐️⭐️1/2 - Murder, My Sweet (1944) ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Timebomb (1991) ⭐️⭐️ - The Day of the Dolphin (1973) ⭐️⭐️1/2 I also rewatched Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971) with #HorrorWatch. www.unreality.net/weblog/?p=14...

The VC model is the antithesis of good basic science. Basic science is best when many labs are funded over the long-term, when many different scientists pursue their own ideas. Let a thousand flowers bloom —and support them. VC investment is about relentless, exponential growth.

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.

They should make an international franchise out of Murder She Wrote called Murder She Translated, where Jessica Fletcher's various translators in different countries also happen to solve crimes in their spare time

When you ask me to read your newsletter about the opposition to American fascism but it’s on Substack

Shout out to film, gotta be one of my top three forms of psychosis.

That was a lot better than you might expect a 1971 gender-swapping Jekyll & Hyde remake to be. #HorrorWatch

All this on the say-so of one dubious blind beggar... #HorrorWatch

Dr. Jekyll *and* Sister Hyde? In *this* economy?! #HorrorWatch

"I have to stop my vicious alter ego from murdering young women! I know! I'll do it by murdering a young woman!" #HorrorWatch

"You can run, but you can't Hyde!" #HorrorWatch

I've lost track. Are they still doing science, or just murdering women for the thrill of it now? #HorrorWatch

Once, twice, three times a lady. #HorrorWatch

I love this promotional idea recommended to movie theaters at the time. #HorrorWatch

They say the best way to play drunk is to try and act sober. I don't think she got the memo. #HorrorWatch

Endorsed by eminent psychiatrists! #HorrorWatch

"Just you wait, Henry Higgins!" #HorrorWatch

Can't say we weren't warned. #HorrorWatch

Why not just introduce Sherlock Holmes and Dracula and be done with it? #HorrorWatch

Because Jekyll and Hyde and Jack the Ripper wasn't enough, let's toss in Burke and Hare too! #HorrorWatch

Geez, Robertson, doesn't *anything* impress you? #HorrorWatch

Say what you will about that morgue attendant, he loves his work. #HorrorWatch

I remember liking this a lot more than I expected to a couple of years ago, but I don't remember a lot about it. #HorrorWatch

"Jack *the* Ripper? Well, certainly Jack *a* Ripper." #HorrorWatch

Shock it to me! #HorrorWatch

Sister Hydes Are Doin' it For Themselves #HorrorWatch

Tonight's #HorrorWatch

Tonight, tonight! The greatest night of the week! Oh boy oh boy my blistering boglins of despair! What a gender bending #horrorwatch we have for you tonight! The Glen or Glenda of serial killer films! Hammer's classic 70's film, Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde!

Old man yells at clown.

I cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu subscriptions. (I didn't have the ESPN bundle.) I included a note explaining to them exactly why. I'm not a regular viewer of Kimmel, and I'm genuinely disappointed not be rewatching Andor, but sometimes you just have to draw a line, and this was an easy one to draw.

“Hey. Whatcha doin’?”

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