Book signing in Birmingham today at How Brave is the Wren. 4pm! Register online for tickets: howbraveisthewren.com/product/alex...

A Chesham Utd legend - and comedy football hero - Alex LaFleur needs help to fund a crucial hernia operation - please donate if you can, thank you - www.gofundme.com/f/cufc-playe...

Tonight! Ania Magliano borrows my phone, which Greg quite enjoys. New Taskmaster, 9pm on Channel 4!

School trips just got even better… @taskmasteredu.bsky.social × @englishheritage.bsky.social = chaos, history and creativity combined. Teachers - we've created a special set of tasks to use during your trip. www.english-heritage.org.uk/learn/school... @taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social

Tonight! Everyone has a bit of fun (except Reece Shearsmith) in brand new Taskmaster. 9pm on Channel 4!

Win Taskmaster goodies, sponsor my Big Sleep Out or join us on the 10th. Just follow the link below for more information x

Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.

I’m joining SHOC for their Big Sleepout on October 10th! We’ll be trying to stay awake all night to raise funds and awareness to help tackle homelessness in the local area. There are also Taskmaster prizes to be won! Click the link to find out how you can get involved. linktr.ee/littlealexhorne

Taskmaster is in this week’s Beano! Waaaaaah!

Brand-new Taskmaster tonight featuring Little Little Alex Horne. 9pm on Channel 4!

The Last Pebble audiobook is out now! I forgot to film any of the recording at the time, but with the magic of technology, I was able to recreate it EXACTLY. Music by The Horne Section. Find it wherever you get your audiobooks. Bye!

I’m fundraising for SHOC next month - do join in if you can! www.justgiving.com/page/littlea...

We’re back! Tonight! 9pm! Channel 4! And around the world on YouTube!

Hello! I’m fundraising for SHOC. Here’s my JustGiving page, if you’d like to donate: www.justgiving.com/page/littlea...

We've got a new series of #TaskmasterClub ready for the new school year and this one features the excellent MC Grammar. To find out more and get a club started at your Primary, Secondary or SEND school, watch the video and speak to @taskmasteredu.bsky.social

The Chesham Utd season kicks off in 80 minutes. Here’s something special to get you excited about the greatest club: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv4z...

Last call, teachers. Your time started… ages ago!

My book has been out for a bit - I’m less nervous now. Thanks if you’ve read it. It’s now very reasonably priced here! amzn.eu/d/j8I8gfX

I loved this day…

This little book is out and about! Would love you to read it. amzn.eu/d/h0aTORg

Excellent!

Morning! There's still time to make sure your school applies for #TaskmasterClub100 - quick!

Ten days till The Last Pebble comes out. It’s a little book for kids or grown ups and I really hope you like it. amzn.eu/d/hnV8W6Z

Chesham Chat here! @DanielRWalkley caught up with comedian & @cheshamutdfc director @AlexHorne. ⚽️ Why Chesham United? 👨‍💼 Dream Taskmaster lineup 📈 The rise of the women's game 🏆 Alex Horne's Comedy Football trophy. open.spotify.com/episode/2PdV... www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5tn...

Schools and the like, here is a little more detail about the #TaskmasterClub100

Schools! Here’s a good thing for you!

Our make up team were excellent.

Morning! The Horne Section TV starts again tomorrow at 10pm. If you want a sneak preview screening and some nonsense from me and the band, there are a few tickets left to see us at the MAC in Birmingham tonight - macbirmingham.co.uk/cinema/gobby...

For those coming to the game tomorrow, an info email will be sent soon. Remember, dress as the Chess Ham Pig Mascot and you might win Sam Campbell's actual Taskmaster trophy...

Also, the album from Horne Section TV Show Series 1 is on Spotify right now. Songs from this season will be uploaded after every episode. I think. open.spotify.com/track/1FaQ5t...

TWO WEEKS www.youtube.com/watch?v=scjy...

We have a date! May 22nd. 10pm. Channel 4.

Yes! Most people outside the UK can now watch Series 1 of The Horne Section TV Show here: youtube.com/@TheHorneSecti… Series 2 starts sooooooon.

Just a few days till the great comedy charity football match at Chesham United. May 10th. 3pm. Not many tickets left. You'll almost certainly need to get them before the day itself. 🎤 + ⚽️+ 🌞+ 🍺 = ❤️ www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

First new Horne Section bits and bobs for a while are now on sale. If you like that sort of thing, go here: hornesection.bandcamp.com/merch

There are still tickets left for the Comedy Charity Game - May 10th, 3pm, Chesham Utd - it'll be memorable. And cheap. www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

Last ep of the current @hornesection podcast series - ALL LOOSE ENDS tied up. So that’s a relief. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Just to reiterate, if you come to the game on May 10th dressed as Chess Ham, our mascot, you might win a Taskmaster trophy. Not LOADS of tickets left. www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.

Finally, coming soon...

Probably the main reason to come to Chesham Utd on May 10th. Thanks Sam Campbell. www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

NEW PLAYERS include: David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon... www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

Less than a month till the Chesham Comedy Footy game. 10th May. Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas... (unless they drop out) Tickets here: www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

To mark the big away match today, order one of the few remaining away kits and get a signed message from me. Whatever you want. Ish. cufconlineshop.sumupstore.com/products

Just 26 days to the return of Egg United vs Chicken City at Chesham Utd. 3pm May 10th The Meadow (end of Met line). Tickets going fast: www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

Hello! There's space for a couple more classes to be at this excellent Taskmastery day - get in touch with us on the email below asap. Bye!

Yes, Hannah Fry (legend) joins Taskmaster Education (briefly). Get involved!

Link for Chesham tickets here: www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

Tickets to the Chesham Utd Comedy Football game are going fast. Don't miss out. This sort of nonsense on May 10, 3pm, £12 maximum, comics kicking balls. app.fanbaseclub.com/Fan/Dashboar...

Wooooo!