I know my tradition is to share the Danny John-Jules song on Pancake Day but I think this year we need a bit of @thehornesection.bsky.social and beautiful Joe doing some proper Emoting in the kitchen. youtu.be/7zq1mp8vx3E?...

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social a very happy birthday to you, be careful out there if you're the superstitious kind, but enjoy your day regardless

Few days late now but earlier this week I met the wonderful Phil Ellis after a fantastic show. Yeehaw! 🤠

@alexhorne.bsky.social this is the best cake I've ever seen

I suppose it's time to change my profile back to normal, and time to wish everyone a Happy New Year! 🎉 Although I don't think many people will read this, so 'everyone' is a bit of a stretch. Happy New Year to anyone reading!

Merry Christmas one and all.

Two blinding guests on here. Happy Friday, folks.

I'd love to dress as a banana for @thehornesection.bsky.social but unfortunately I can't make it down to Battersea Power Station tomorrow. Things are going great though.

Lovely Mawaan Rizwan reference for Day 4 of the #Taskmaster advent calendar - spot the difference. "Where'd the cow go?!"

I'm all caught up with #StrangerThings now and let's just say it's b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bonkers.

I'm going to cruise away from social media the next few days until I get caught up with #StrangerThings so hopefully I don't miss anything exciting.

Played the Orgeon Trail today. Sorry @thehornesection.bsky.social for this tragic news

Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend! Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them! Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪

Taskmaster finale was CRAZY. As always, no spoilers right now, but it was incredible. Definitely didn't cry now that this amazing series is over.

fully entering the i'm so glad this series is never gonna end phase of total denial

The Celebrity Traitors finale had me shouting, crying, and at some point I was on the floor, and then I gave the whole show a standing ovation. Wowzers.

28 October 2021 - Alex says "I love you" to Greg. S12E6 of #TaskmasterUK airs.

Steve and Reece on The Wheel tonight, this is great

Thanks @watsoncomedian.bsky.social for making me laugh so much tonight, I had a great time, and it was so nice meeting you afterwards!!

I can't believe how exciting the Traitors is. I won't give any spoilers but tonight's episode had me, literally, on the edge of my seat. Next Wednesday is so far away!

This Benjamin chap is very sad, he's crying a lot where I am.

So I had a dream where The Horne Section played at my place of education and then Alex came round my house. Was quite disappointed when I woke up to realise: no, Alex Horne is not in my house.

Oh my Christ thank you so much @n0ahhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social for this video. I can't believe it, this means so much to me

Thank you @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social for another brilliant evening, the show was amazing and I loved meeting you all afterwards 💙

@thehornesection.bsky.social please tell me that our little trumpeter Joe Auckland will be in the show on Thursday, he IS Henry Hoover and either Jorge or Jesus (I still don't know who's who). I hope he's not taken my the big leagues of Oasis 😞

I find it ironic that I can't see the first episode of S20 of Taskmaster because I'm seeing the Horne Section. Just thought I'd put that out there because, 9 days to go, and I'm pretty excited.

Submitted for your consideration: a sexy Watto Watto. The artist says, 'I'm sorry, it had to be done.'

Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!

Perfect book for the summer @alexhorne.bsky.social, I'm loving it so far!

Thrilled about this. Thanks @watsoncomedian.bsky.social I can't wait to read it!

No way! Mark Watson is in my science homework.

@biggreenbooks.bsky.social I'm having a spot of bother paying with my debit card, is it only PayPal? I don't want to press pay and it takes the money from some old thing. Thank you!

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social I'm a bit late to it but I've just finsihed Contacts. I got carried away and ended up reading about 70 pages tonight. It was absolutely incredible. Goosebumps, tears, laughter - the lot, really. Well done, thank you. If you see this, and that is, as always, a big if.

The @thehornesection.bsky.social Instagram live was great. I'd love more of that kind of stuff, maybe not in your interval though, give yourselves a break. Thanks for reading out my question! And the TV show was great too, but that's to be expected.

Coming to a bookshop near you 📚 (It’s not really. Sorry.) #Taskmaster

It's International Day of the Potato 🥔 A day that Joe Wilkinson surely celebrates with gusto. #Taskmaster

@thehornesection.bsky.social sorry to (potentially) bother you, will Enigma and/or I've Got A Pen be on Spotify (and the others) along with Shit Show and Seasons? I'd love it if it was, fine if it isn't! Thanks guys.

Petition to get Henry Hoover on Spotify @thehornesection.bsky.social I'm chuffed with all the new content on there

Can't believe the day I had @cheshamutdfc.bsky.social yesterday at the comedy match, met so many amazing people.

Had so much to say to Tim Key but was freaking out and essentially just said hello and asked politely for a picture.

They're just discussing Enya. This is fantastic Jockeys content considering I'm watching Pointless.

@thehornesection.bsky.social sweet and creamy, that's how I like my cheesecake!

Just under an hour to go until the new series of @taskmaster.tv and I can't wait. Getting the same sense that I get on my birthday, only enlightened further for my extreme love for this show.

Well done @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. Your book, Contacts, that is, has already made me cry and I haven't even finished it yet. Looking forward to your show at Norwich!

Thanks @richdonethis.bsky.social for this, Captain Jackie and the Hotdog. Love them all, they're brilliant!!

The final of @thehornesection.bsky.social podcast was brilliant. I especially enjoyed Willip's homework and trilogy which I don't quite understand. I will miss it but look forward to the TV show!! Thanks, boys.

Just finished watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows p1 for the third time and am bawling my eyes out

Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals

I saw those two words (three if you include the 'and') and immediately thought of @thehornesection.bsky.social

I'll say this about @thehornesection.bsky.social latest episode of the best podcast around - it comes to no surprise that it was very, very, very entertaining. I heard what you all had to say (apart from Willip) and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks boys.