I have a spare ticket to The Horne Section in Dublin this Sunday. Going to be a hilarious show. Any takers? @thehornesection.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #TheHorneSection #Dublin #comedy #TicketFairy #mastodaoine#ticketfairy#comedy#dublin#thehornesectionéirGhorm

Huge thanks to everyone who came out to see our Hit Show! Next up, the final tour date THIS SUNDAY in Dublin 🇮🇪! Here’s @alexhorne.bsky.social with a special message just for you! www.ticketmaster.ie/the-horne-se...

We’re on the way to Swansea for our show tonight-pictured is the difference between 1st class - look how happy Alex is as he booked in advance and then normal class - Mark tried to upgrade on the train but it was £228. 🤣

Reminder that the show in Swansea tonight starts at 7pm! Final few tickets here: www.swanseagrand.co.uk/HitShow

Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend! Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them! Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪

Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend! Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them! Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪

We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out! www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/

Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.

Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.

Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.

@thehornesection.bsky.social #thehornesection

If you're accepting late entries, I'll chuck in Bjorkie and Simon Le Bon Bon

Superb!

Very rare evidence of Will Collier doing some promotion! Incredible scenes.

2 November 2010 - The Horne Section at The Invisible Dot HQ

We love the @nationaltrust.org.uk especially Will! Vote wisely to avoid nutcases taking over!

This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’

Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!

@thehornesection.bsky.social Asked for dairy free milk in a Spanish coffee shop and the barista recommended pea milk. I think you already know my verdict. He was delighted and I took all the credit sorry

We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.

Always happy to find out people are watching the tv show!

Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick! www.thehornesection.com

Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb

An impromptu pre-LFF trip to see @thehornesection.bsky.social was just the right kind of full-throttle silliness needed before launching just the same way into the festival.

Thanks to everyone who came to the Palladium on Tuesday. Such an iconic venue to play, we really felt the history of so many comedy and musical heroes that have played there. (Ed didn’t listen to the subpoena instruction to wave at the camera) Next stop, Folkestone - TONIGHT! Final tickets in bio.

Superb evening at the Palladium to see the always excellent @thehornesection.bsky.social

Tonight! The Horne Section return to the London Palladium. Only a few tickets left, don’t hang around to get yours. ticketing.lwtheatres.co.uk/event/939/pe...

Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half

Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed

Out of context Horne Section

IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Hooray! That makes today the perfect day to get your hands on our merch! Grab yours here: hornesection.bandcamp.com

Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!

Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.

Young Joe, you say… 😂

A near perfect halo for young Joe at one point during this

Here we go, it’s Greeting Songs! First up: It’s Alex with one for Christenings. Specifically from the rich Godfathers.

Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time! OCT: 5th - Birmingham 7th - London 9th - Folkestone 20th - York 21st - Newcastle 22nd - Leeds www.thehornesection.com

Went to see The Horne Section in Northampton tonight - immaculate silliness! Try and catch it before the tour ends. You won't regret it! @thehornesection.bsky.social

Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…

IT’S ALEX’S BIRTHDAY TODAY 🎈

Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.

It’s bens turn!

*screaming* IT TOOK MORE TIME THAN WE THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT DO ((I miss them)) @thehornesection.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #thehornesection #alexhorne #rubberhose #thehornesectiontvshow

Hello, good evening and welcome to our new episode, coming Tuesday! TK talks with Ben Reynolds of @thehornesection.bsky.social. Don't forget to catch up on The Horne Section TV Show, or heck, watch it again! Available on Channel 4, Youtube or Binge if you're in Oz. www.channel4.com/programmes/t...

Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger

Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger

Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song

Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song

I love the Horne Section Show. It is the best spin off of Taskmaster that has nothing to do with Taskmaster.