IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Hooray! That makes today the perfect day to get your hands on our merch! Grab yours here: hornesection.bandcamp.com

Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!

Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!

Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.

Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.

Young Joe, you say… 😂

A near perfect halo for young Joe at one point during this

Here we go, it’s Greeting Songs! First up: It’s Alex with one for Christenings. Specifically from the rich Godfathers.

Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time! OCT: 5th - Birmingham 7th - London 9th - Folkestone 20th - York 21st - Newcastle 22nd - Leeds www.thehornesection.com

Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time! OCT: 5th - Birmingham 7th - London 9th - Folkestone 20th - York 21st - Newcastle 22nd - Leeds www.thehornesection.com

Went to see The Horne Section in Northampton tonight - immaculate silliness! Try and catch it before the tour ends. You won't regret it! @thehornesection.bsky.social

Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…

IT’S ALEX’S BIRTHDAY TODAY 🎈

Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.

Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.

It’s bens turn!

*screaming* IT TOOK MORE TIME THAN WE THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT DO ((I miss them)) @thehornesection.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #thehornesection #alexhorne #rubberhose #thehornesectiontvshow

Hello, good evening and welcome to our new episode, coming Tuesday! TK talks with Ben Reynolds of @thehornesection.bsky.social. Don't forget to catch up on The Horne Section TV Show, or heck, watch it again! Available on Channel 4, Youtube or Binge if you're in Oz. www.channel4.com/programmes/t...

Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger

Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger

Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song

Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song

I love the Horne Section Show. It is the best spin off of Taskmaster that has nothing to do with Taskmaster.

Helmet in British slang is also a term for a particular part of the…ahem…male appendage.

Voting for the next album title. Will post the result tomorrow, but feel free to add your faves below!

Voting for the next album title. Will post the result tomorrow, but feel free to add your faves below!

It’s Bandcamp Friday today which means we don’t pay the usual fees on anything sold today 🥳 So, if you want to look cool like 5 of these guys, today is the day to buy a tee! hornesection.bandcamp.com/merch Tee design by Jaymie Raefta AKA BigSofty

This podcast is always great if you have any interest in The Beatles.

A joke from Alex Horne.

A joke from Alex Horne.

Is this news to anyone else?

Is this news to anyone else?

Anybody got a contact/suggestion for eco friendly water bottle merchandise?

An excellent joke from the drummer

An excellent joke from the drummer

This little book is out and about! Would love you to read it. amzn.eu/d/h0aTORg

Good news Australia! Series two of our sitcom is now available on Binge! binge.com.au/shows/show-t...

Crawling back into normal life after an absolutely belting Glastonbury! Thanks to everyone who danced, laughed, caught flying peas and chanted each separate Chinese 5 spice with us. A few weeks off for us lot now, see you in the autumn for more tour shows!

Crawling back into normal life after an absolutely belting Glastonbury! Thanks to everyone who danced, laughed, caught flying peas and chanted each separate Chinese 5 spice with us. A few weeks off for us lot now, see you in the autumn for more tour shows!

GLASTONBURY! Come see us on the Field of Avalon stage at 3:20pm today! Our Taskmaster set was rammed on Friday so hurry up and head over!! See you there!

Watch on catch up here!

A big Ipanema moment here by @thehornesection.bsky.social

TOMORROW AND SUNDAY!

Literally nothing has made me happier in the last few years than hearing The Horne Section kicking off an episode of Taskmaster. Happily playing Bingo right now. Thanks Alex :) @thehornesection.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social