When you're moving house and forcing yourself to go through old boxes of kit... Do I really need that cheque book with the last cheque issued in November 2005? Probably not. The big question is why I still had it. I have moved at least 8 times since '05. Madness.

Dang they really got a category for everything

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Post-funeral chats are times for sharing family stories. Mostly all the old favourites, but then sometimes a random new one pops up and you feel a bit cheated for not having heard it before.

He's the cutest little grumpy old man in the heat you will ever see.

It’s a Superpower?? is the first thing I’ve ever written where I can honestly say I’m trying to please nobody but myself. Which of course makes it the most terrifying thing I’ve ever released.

Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/

Not sure if it's the heat or peri brain fog but I left the flat, marching downstairs with confidence, doing a mental checklist of items packed. "Yes, I definitely put that in the case..." Oh shit, the case. ** back we go ** (Good job I was still in the building) F**king idiot.

People have been asking where they can hear It’s a Superpower?? so doing a master thread here to link to as a stock answer! The show will be out weekly on all podcast platforms from Monday 27th July. There are 8 chapters in total. You can subscribe now. However, if you can’t wait that long… 1/

Ah, Agent Tuchel. Your mission is complete. Vielen Dank! 🖤❤️💛

gender-affirming care for cis men www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Some key departures this week at United. Not gonna lie, I am not ready for Millie to leave. I don't think i've ever seen her not smiling - her energy is infectious. And at away games her granddad would always come over to check on our journeys and offer up his boiled sweets.

They knew what they were doing when they wrote the instructions for the carpet cleaner! They knew. Bit of humour.

I think the problem is, some podcasts did incredibly well by putting video clips on socials, so then suddenly every podcast 'had to be' filmed, and at some point after that everyone lost their minds and started believing we're meant to be watching them like TV.

Oh Elis, no! The cognitive decline is very relatable though.

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

Regret nothing - you got it spot on originally.

Met the neighbours, quick chat over the fence then left them to it

Hi 👋 my name is Cat. And I apparently think it's acceptable to book a house move when it is stupidly hot. 🥵

I don't even care if this is made up or not, i've enjoyed the possibility that a cat was called up for jury duty. This is thoroughly ridiculous, but in a world where thoroughly ridiculous things happen, maybe it did! www.instagram.com/p/Dass6nVHPy...

I guess this year's Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree won't be one of the better ones.

Lovely evening last night listening to Charlie Higson talk about his book on the British (English) monarchy. From the extracts we heard last night, he's managed to dig out some of the more unusual and funny stories from each era - looking forward to reading this.

I can see London City Lionesses overtaking United this season. The club just don't seem to care too much about the women's team to properly invest. It's a shame, but I am still grateful we have a team to watch.

Bloody hell. LCL fans are being treated well this summer.

Goodnight Bonnie, you legend.

Lemme explain what the words BELIEVE WOMEN should mean. They don't mean you have to believe women no matter what. They do mean that you have to treat women as a source the same way you'd treat a man.

12 years since the greatest day. 🖤❤️💛 youtu.be/a7IMPsyQg6k?...

That David Reed is pure comic class. He is also, despite this pic, rocking a very handsome moustache.

For thirty years I’ve watched Matilda Leyser turn the unexpected into an invitation—to improvise, to connect, to keep saying yes to life even to see the gift in the biggest challenge we have faced as a family. Do read this, share it, or join in if you can. Matilda Leyser – Fun Raising⁠.

All sports

Nigel Farage told Sky News “you tell your bosses, you harass my family any more and there will be serious consequences,” after journalists approached him asking questions about funding he allegedly received from convicted criminal George Cottrell. This is their response 👇

I have 2 podcast recommendations at either end of the seriousness spectrum. Firstly, Fatiha El-Ghorri's appearance on How Do You Cope? was phenomenal. Her resilience is something else. I love her comedy and her straight-talking approach - this was a great interview.

Oh...no way... it looks like FIFA and Trump are corrupt... you're kidding... If only there had been very obvious signs in the years leading up to this.

I’m excited to be at the soho theatre doing a mini preview (short extract from 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐧!) alongside some other Guilty Feminist faves. 𝟏𝟒 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 | 𝟗:𝟏𝟓 𝐏𝐌 | 𝐒𝐨𝐡𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐞, 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 Tickets available here: https://sohotheatre.com/events/the-guilty-feminist-edinburgh-preview-showcase/

Farage didn't declare his funding but he did declare, over and over again, since he was in school, that he holds rancid racist views so I dunno, we don't need to go through his accounts do we? Seems enough

they are not afraid of him being a bad mayor, they are afraid of him being a good mayor

BlueSky doesn't play nicely with Instagram but this link is a clip of the lovely Sandi Toksvig discussing inclusivity in Pride. Bloody love her. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ www.instagram.com/reel/DaXwQFz...

Called it. It was great - do try and catch it in future if you can. Also - Brockley Jack is a great pub theatre, seen lots of fun stuff there over the years. A revelation to me today was the superb air con, very grateful for that - laughter is better in cool company.

Oh, can England play at 5pm every day please? Trains are empty, it's delightful.

South Londoners who like fun things - there is a new improv show this week at the Brockley Jack. I saw a mini version at Hoopla a few weeks back- very funny and a lot of heart too. Go see it, it'll be great. #London #Improv #Theatre #Comedy brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-e...

Sunday Funday at the Store. The Comedy is always second to none but it's nice that the aircon is finally getting recognition too.

If you’re in the UK, you can now watch our You’re Dead To Me series opener about Homer’s Odyssey & Iliad on BBC iPlayer!! Or you can listen to the podcast as usual I’m joined by Kiell Smith-Bynoe and classicist Dr Emily Hauser www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis... On global YouTube & pod apps next month

This clip has two things i love: German humour and the Far Right being ridiculed. www.instagram.com/reel/DaCwIUu...

This is lovely news - if you've not listened to You're Dead To Me, you have a real treat ahead of you - lots of episodes to catch up on

Hi! If you're a fan of You're Dead To Me, I have BIG NEWS! New series starts tomorrow on BBC Sounds... ...AND BBC iPLAYER!!! Yes, from now on, YDTM is a video podcast too!!! And we launch with an episode about Homer and The Odyssey, featuring Kiell Smith-Bynoe www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

London in a heatwave: gigs this week, plus the live Gargle on Friday. Upcoming: London, Leeds, Peterborough, Cardiff, Hornchurch, Glasgow, then Edinburgh Fringe. Lots of fun, stressful, and hot. If you’re nearby, I’d love to see you. Tickets: https://alicefraser.com or the official venue websites.

Siaradwyr Cymraeg yn Llundain - do your thing! (On a positive note I did understand the video but i'm not at the level a full show in Welsh yet. TGAU Cymraeg only gets you so far! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) #comedi #standyp #Cymraeg #Llundain www.instagram.com/reel/DZ97fLG...

Not to pile on with the heated political debate but I would nominate Twisters as a perfect candidate to be placed at the origin - the intersection of ice cream and lolly. (Yes, I do have actual work to be getting on with, why?)

New political spectrum just dropped