@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Hey Mark – recommend me somewhere to eat in Bristol before your gig this evening, please. (Not fish.)

What year is it if you've got long Covid? Twenty-twenty sick.

Why does "Cheeky Nandos" work so well as a phrase? It implies there's a "Polite Nandos" but yuck to that in my mouth. Why does "Cheeky" work as the adjective? You'd think "Naughty" (also two syllables, ends with 'y' sound + bonus alliteration) would be as good - but it's not! Linguistically; why?

Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter. uwin.co.uk/product/2-ta...

Josh Widdicombe, @herring1967.bsky.social , @daraobriain.bsky.social , and Mat Baynton better get in training for a Champion of Champion of Champions.

I don't drive, so no road rage, but I'm CONSUMED BY FURY at other pedestrians Doing It Wrong. But 'pedestrian rage' isn't catching on. I suggest 'walk wrath'. It's got the alliteration and if you PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT: same vowel sound. (Shut up, "Wrath of Khan"). It's wok wroth. Not wahlk wrahth.

Comedy football tickets are on sale! cheshamunited.co.uk/comedy-footb... youtu.be/VJ4Y0WmUyTg

Series 21 of Taskmaster will be served up on the 9th of April on Channel 4 and YouTube!

A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡

I escaped the #Taskmaster house! Lovely escape room game, Ginger Fox UK! Thought the puzzle difficulty ramp was nicely balanced, and very much enjoyed the physicality of it all. Only one major issue with it: Why would I want to escape the Taskmaster House? taskmasterstore.com/collections/...

We had so much fun recording the pod last week that we’ve decided to add TWO MORE SHOWS! Tickets will be released on Tues via the mailing list only, so make sure you’re signed up! www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list

Phrasing.

The Crescent Theatre brings – Frankenstein - to the oldest repertory theatre in the UK, Birmingham’s Old Rep… In a fascinating version by Rona Munro! “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein”, opens at the Old Rep on 21st March and runs until 28th. To book, call 0121 643 585 or visit: www.oldrep.co.uk/MSFBS

Taskmaster named comedy of the year (again)

People say Professor Indiana Jones was a bad teacher but I think he was incredibly dedicated to his educational institution. He went all the way to Egypt just to get to the staff room!

The final 9 tickets for the March pod went on sale today. We’ll also have 2 EXCELLENT guests joining us so BE QUICK! leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

My mum is so fancy she used to call long-running British police procedural 'The Bill', 'The William'.

please give generously and/or share Will’s donation page: fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/william...

Happy birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Hope you have a fantastic one and a great year to match.

Have you heard that wild story about the man turned on by exaggeration? It grows in the telling.

There's absolutely no good reason why the keys on a keyboard/piano have to look so similar to each other! What an awful interface! They could all look different. Gimmie 'home keys' at a bare minimum!

A joke: My mum didn't know what I meant when I told her I have aphantasia, but she bought me the sequel on Disney DVD.

This year there's a Comic Relief/Taskmaster collab going on! Have Taskmasterey fun & make money for a great cause. Click the link for more info from Greg Davies & Alex Horne & to order your Red Nose Day Taskmaster kit! www.comicrelief.com/getinvolved/... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

Escape room game????!??!?? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 My goodness - two of my most favorite things in one box. I need it.

EARTH MUST DIE is OUT NOW. Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people. It's cheap | good | funny, check it out. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

I found the origin site of The Shorts! From seeing the event with my own eyes in New York, to seeing where they'd come from just a day later - what a weird sequence of events. Thank you Lisa, Alex, Greg, and #taskmaster

The Horne Section TV Show has been nominated for some @britishcomedy.bsky.social awards. HOORAY! So stop what you’re doing and go vote for us RIGHT NOW! www.comedy.co.uk/awards

Thanks Chicago! The Taskmaster tour rolls on to Boston. See you tomorrow!

We’re in Chicago.

I'm in Chicago specifically to see their show but still shocked I ran into Greg Davies and @alexhorne.bsky.social at The Bean

Huh. They photoshopped out Greg's 🪱worm socks to be 🇺🇸USA flag patterned instead. Good luck to everyone trying for #Taskmaster Live USA production tickets! Check your mailing-list addresses for the links for Chicago, Philadelphia, and Washington DC going live at 2PM EST.

Safe travels, @taskmaster.tv folks! I know folks eager to see you in Chicago. 🛫 (Can recommend the architectural boat tour - my favourite building is the Carbide And Carbon). @alexhorne.bsky.social @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social

I made it! Woohoo! Yay for the trains.

Trying to get to Bradford today, and the West Midlands train situation has evolved (not devolved) into beautiful chaos. My ticket? Valid for any route, any time. Pure rail anarchy.

Golly it's rather cold. Here's a guide I made aaaages ago for cheap and/or easy ways to keep yourself a bit warmer in a cold snap. My faves: hot water bottle, slippers, and a hat. (Sorry the Alt text won't include everything - it was a .pdf available here: bioluminescence.itch.io/hotcold-tact... )

Taskmaster’s New Year Treat. Tonight! 9pm! Channel 4!

Not long to go! The first episode of All-In: Chesham United is almost here. We’re all very proud of this and would love you to watch it. Sign up here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUP_...

Ho ho ho, Jacobs. Ho ho ho, Ritz. (It's my Christmas cracker joke.)

Our podcast is coming back! This time, we’ll be joined by some VERY SPECIAL GUESTS and it’ll be recorded LIVE at the Leicester Square Theatre! Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list

@thehornesection.bsky.social Madness are playing just along the canal from me in Birmingham - if Joe's there, tell him I say hello! (I can't attend - got a show). If he's looking for a good local balti, can recommend Shababs.

If you’re not signed up to our mailing list, today would be a perfect day to do so. Some pretty exciting news going out exclusively on there VERY soon! www.thehornesection.com

I’m ready! Hope all the training was worth it. Any guesses what my challenge is? Join us live on YouTube from 10pm tonight to find out. www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

Getting nice and limber for my 24-hour challenge, which starts TONIGHT! You can watch it all live from 10pm on Channel 4’s YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

Thanks, Loky!

Wowowowow. Cheeky, really?

Ahhh, this is excellent news. 🥰

Paint-over of a photo by ammanuelwithana over on Instagram. A behind-the-scenes photo of the s20 Taskmaster task attempt by Sanjeev. www.instagram.com/p/DR5QN7riitG/ (The bold blocks of colour were irresistible).

The wait is almost over! Experience the wonder of 'Tom's Midnight Garden,' opening on Tue 9th Dec. Step into a mysterious, enchanted garden with the help of Tom, Hatty and eccentric Uncle Alan. A perfect festive treat for all the family! 🎟️crescent-theatre.co.uk/TMGbsky 0121 643 5858 ❄️ 9 - 20 Dec

XXL NEWS! Greg and Alex are coming to America in January 2026 to spread the word of the Taskmaster. Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access. taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-l...

Doing my bonus task for the 3rd of December's #Taskmaster Advent Calendar door. I hadn't made one of these since I was wee! (Also, as a left-hander, I could have gone for more than six cuts, but I liked the challenge)