please give generously and/or share Will’s donation page: fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/william...

Happy birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Hope you have a fantastic one and a great year to match.

Have you heard that wild story about the man turned on by exaggeration? It grows in the telling.

There's absolutely no good reason why the keys on a keyboard/piano have to look so similar to each other! What an awful interface! They could all look different. Gimmie 'home keys' at a bare minimum!

A joke: My mum didn't know what I meant when I told her I have aphantasia, but she bought me the sequel on Disney DVD.

This year there's a Comic Relief/Taskmaster collab going on! Have Taskmasterey fun & make money for a great cause. Click the link for more info from Greg Davies & Alex Horne & to order your Red Nose Day Taskmaster kit! www.comicrelief.com/getinvolved/... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

Escape room game????!??!?? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 My goodness - two of my most favorite things in one box. I need it.

EARTH MUST DIE is OUT NOW. Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @alexhorne.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social Tamsin Greig, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people. It's cheap | good | funny, check it out. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

I found the origin site of The Shorts! From seeing the event with my own eyes in New York, to seeing where they'd come from just a day later - what a weird sequence of events. Thank you Lisa, Alex, Greg, and #taskmaster

The Horne Section TV Show has been nominated for some @britishcomedy.bsky.social awards. HOORAY! So stop what you’re doing and go vote for us RIGHT NOW! www.comedy.co.uk/awards

Thanks Chicago! The Taskmaster tour rolls on to Boston. See you tomorrow!

We’re in Chicago.

I'm in Chicago specifically to see their show but still shocked I ran into Greg Davies and @alexhorne.bsky.social at The Bean

Huh. They photoshopped out Greg's 🪱worm socks to be 🇺🇸USA flag patterned instead. Good luck to everyone trying for #Taskmaster Live USA production tickets! Check your mailing-list addresses for the links for Chicago, Philadelphia, and Washington DC going live at 2PM EST.

Safe travels, @taskmaster.tv folks! I know folks eager to see you in Chicago. 🛫 (Can recommend the architectural boat tour - my favourite building is the Carbide And Carbon). @alexhorne.bsky.social @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social

I made it! Woohoo! Yay for the trains.

Trying to get to Bradford today, and the West Midlands train situation has evolved (not devolved) into beautiful chaos. My ticket? Valid for any route, any time. Pure rail anarchy.

Golly it's rather cold. Here's a guide I made aaaages ago for cheap and/or easy ways to keep yourself a bit warmer in a cold snap. My faves: hot water bottle, slippers, and a hat. (Sorry the Alt text won't include everything - it was a .pdf available here: bioluminescence.itch.io/hotcold-tact... )

Taskmaster’s New Year Treat. Tonight! 9pm! Channel 4!

Not long to go! The first episode of All-In: Chesham United is almost here. We’re all very proud of this and would love you to watch it. Sign up here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUP_...

Ho ho ho, Jacobs. Ho ho ho, Ritz. (It's my Christmas cracker joke.)

Our podcast is coming back! This time, we’ll be joined by some VERY SPECIAL GUESTS and it’ll be recorded LIVE at the Leicester Square Theatre! Tickets are available exclusively via our mailing list. There aren’t loads left, so sign up quickly - www.thehornesection.com/mailing-list

@thehornesection.bsky.social Madness are playing just along the canal from me in Birmingham - if Joe's there, tell him I say hello! (I can't attend - got a show). If he's looking for a good local balti, can recommend Shababs.

If you’re not signed up to our mailing list, today would be a perfect day to do so. Some pretty exciting news going out exclusively on there VERY soon! www.thehornesection.com

I’m ready! Hope all the training was worth it. Any guesses what my challenge is? Join us live on YouTube from 10pm tonight to find out. www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

Getting nice and limber for my 24-hour challenge, which starts TONIGHT! You can watch it all live from 10pm on Channel 4’s YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

Thanks, Loky!

Wowowowow. Cheeky, really?

Ahhh, this is excellent news. 🥰

Paint-over of a photo by ammanuelwithana over on Instagram. A behind-the-scenes photo of the s20 Taskmaster task attempt by Sanjeev. www.instagram.com/p/DR5QN7riitG/ (The bold blocks of colour were irresistible).

The wait is almost over! Experience the wonder of 'Tom's Midnight Garden,' opening on Tue 9th Dec. Step into a mysterious, enchanted garden with the help of Tom, Hatty and eccentric Uncle Alan. A perfect festive treat for all the family! 🎟️crescent-theatre.co.uk/TMGbsky 0121 643 5858 ❄️ 9 - 20 Dec

XXL NEWS! Greg and Alex are coming to America in January 2026 to spread the word of the Taskmaster. Shows in Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and New York! Sign up to the mailing list for pre-sale access. taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-l...

Doing my bonus task for the 3rd of December's #Taskmaster Advent Calendar door. I hadn't made one of these since I was wee! (Also, as a left-hander, I could have gone for more than six cuts, but I liked the challenge)

Last call for tickets to the screening of ‘All In: Chesham United’ this Friday! Join us for a Q&A with the managers and Taskmaster games with me, Little Alex Horne. See you there! cheshamunited.co.uk/all-in-chesh...

Look. I'm fully aware that one day I'll have to accept there'll be no more No More Jockeys. But I'd rather 2025 weren't that time. Once again I am threatening to petition in the streets of LA on the off chance it helps us get a Christmas game. Or New Years game. Or any game in these trying times.

I’m back.

You think you don't want to read an article about a football match, but you do. You really do. Trust me you do.

"...be confident the risk of death is low." Words to live by (almost all the time).

Aaaaah! Going to see Rosie Jones' show tonight in Birmingham! Very excited - especially as the last time I saw anything of hers she was in Clash of the Comics and she [REDACTED] Phil Wang! www.oldrep.co.uk/event-detail... #comedy #birmingham

I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!

I got to get a reader pass from the British Library, and it's the coolest I've ever felt.

30 October 1998 - Stirring reporting in Cambridge's Varsity magazine. In attempting to relate the facts of a football game, Alex writes a short memoir of his time as a linesman. Unearthed as 🙀 physical media 🙀 by the multi-talented paragon of TM fandom: @illuminescence.bsky.social (more to come!)

Grand larceny! Physical assault! Butter sandwiches? Witness it all on Taskmaster tonight! 9pm on Channel 4.

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It was a lovely, sobering, friendly, and even fun night! The speakers were wonderful and so generous with their experiences, and the people organising things were just the nicest peeps. Special shout out to Lizzy the medic who was the best. Please donate if you can - they're making a difference.

I've been enjoying seeing Alex with his white Casio F-91W watch. I think it looks neat. @taskmaster.tv

Flipping heck, this is a good episode! Tune in to Taskmaster. Tonight, 9pm on Channel 4.

Would you like to experience Taskmaster in real life, with your own eyes and ears and other parts? Tickets for our New Year Treat and Champion of Champions studio recordings will be available soon - sign up to our audience mailing list to find out when: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...

Here are the exciting Taskmaster prizes for The Big Sleep Out raffle. Closes at 5pm today. GOOD LUCK! linktr.ee/littlealexho...

Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb