The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment! @alexhorne.bsky.social

g’night all - get another four licks of the lemon into ya 🍋

Truly blessed…Timmy dates in May…but where should I go?

From the Discord server. Exciting! I think.

Saw the horne section (& aisling bea) last night and i talked to alex on stage about tim key and he said “tim’s not an actor he’s an idiot”

evenin fellas - we made it through monday make yourself a cuppa and grab a biccie

This would’ve taken so long 😮‍💨we need more shitshow edits fr. amazing art 🙏🙏🙏 @thehornesection.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster

When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:

evenin’ all - it’s sunday 😔😮‍💨

good evening to everyone except these judgemental creeps, apparently 🙄

hm. 🤨 happy end of the week everyone 🙏

an assistant's work is never done 😩👋

good evening friends

top. speed. #taskmaster

You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.

evenin’ boys

I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.

Ah now. 🥴

If anyone is free on Weds (19th) we've ended up with a spare paid guaranteed ticket for the NYT Taskmaster recording (evening). If you fancy going and don't mind hanging out with a bunch of TM nerds please send me a DM! 😊

Good evening to my b-BEST friEnDs

Big Dry Bean: can I offer you a cheap and delicious source of protein in these trying times? me: wow yes this is amazing BDB: ((some of the beans might actually be rocks)) me: what?? BDB: nothing, my pretty ((heh heh heh))

pov: you’re me meeting Alex Horne for the first time 🏃

What a guy

see you, space jockeys 🐶🐰✨

local boy very excited to show you all his cool toys #taskmaster

whomst amongst us has not done the same as watto on many an evening

face of a guy who knows *exactly* how good he’s gonna look in that dress later

saturday morning but im still here 😭🤲🤲🤲 #taskmaster

we got it together, didn’t we babe? #taskmaster

I’m just glad they were out getting some fresh air

well. 🥴 yeah

feeling seen. thriving. edit senses tingling.

Good night everyone. See you in the morning for the joy and then the inevitable come down.

don’t say it (don’t say it) don’t say it (don’t say it) er um…me when I have to drink my taskmaster s20 ending juice? (phew)

A lil of this, a lil of that

petition for men (alex horne) to wear more crop tops

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

just appreciating this weighing method <3 #taskmaster #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne #philellis

pov: your dog doesn’t understand fireworks

evenin all

monday not quite so bad after all 😌🤲 #taskmaster

experiencing all the stages of grief as we draw closer to the #taskmaster finale

despite best efforts (staying up til 2am), it is monday (again, it keeps happening, and I don’t understand it)

That's what I hear. #Taskmaster

new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔

normal scenes from a normal show #taskmaster bts from the outtakes

??? 😳

Wildly horny episode today good lord 😮‍💨👏👏👏 #taskmaster

I’m back.