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taking down this series on Monday morning ~ there’s a lotta ‘em but here are some of my faves ~

Hank Green has no interest in beating the allegations

Is the era of embarassing online personal branding almost over

Pokopia has been the best thing for my mental health since they invented old man yaoi

And just like that new vacation plans sprung up

I don’t want to encourage monopolies but why do there have to be so many different parking apps

Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security

Seeing a show adjacent to a university campus and could have wept with joy when someone older than me joined the line. I was on the verge of crumbling to dust.

“Clown event still possible” is entering my lexicon IMMEDIATELY

My Immortal turned 20 and we all just let it pass by, JKR will never see heaven

Straight to the point

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

It’s harrowing to be interacting with a member of the public for him to then turn around and have two Nazi neck tattoos

Hello this is Isabeaux

To combine two minor gripes that aren’t worth their own post each but are apparently not universally known: if you have an audiobook where a character has an accent the narrator should ideally be able to do that accent, and food trucks are meant to be an express eating experience.

One of the rhyming answers on this week’s House of Games was Miss Congeniality Virtual Reality and now I want that sequel

My favorite part of #Pokopia so far- and there’s a lot else to love- is the music.

“four corners replaced with Ohio 2” got me

Am I crazy or did we do the Timothee Chalamet ballet discourse like a month ago why is it everywhere today

me sending content to my friends

I started a new tube of toothpaste this morning and I swear to god it was salty and it might ruin my whole day to start off like that.

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

I started replaying FireRed a week ago and got three badges in but now Pokopia is out and I never finished The Great Ace Attorney but the problem is I have a job

Don’t use twitter anymore so thanks to everyone who made sure I saw this, I have been beating this drum for years

I’m at Mae Martin’s show and the audience is 90% lesbians but 10% people who just have season tickets at this theatre and are deeply confused

Just sent the phrase “please advise me on hole size” in a professional email

GREG DAVIES: got it, nice easy task. Invade Russia by land, fastest wins. Nobody tried to do it in winter I assume, you'd have to be mad! ALEX HORNE: funny you should say that Greg, first up we have Charles XII, Adolf *and* Napoleon

I need roughly one week out of every six to be focused on getting to and from comedy shows. How often can they put on the Fringe, it seems like it’s going well for everyone and ripe for expansion

Woken up to the news of Richard Osman leaving House of Games. Those luggages and fondue sets will be collector items soon. I propose a Hunger Games style contest to replace him.

I think we need to decide once and for all “daddy” can only mean one thing. Because a man just walked in carrying his small child and wearing a t-shirt with that descriptor and I think I made a noticeable doubtful grimace.

Hello this is Nilo

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Just saw a trailer for Undertone. It was only a matter of time before they made a horror movie about podcasts.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

Can’t believe the new Pokémon region is the island from Lost

Silver and Gold - Full Happy 30th Pokemon!

Is this book trying to Carry On Wayward Son me

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

I hold no belief more strongly than this one

I’m going insane I can’t wait to watch this diva crash out for six weeks straight youtu.be/6AQIB6VmQOg?...

A lot to unpack here apart from the obvious opinions. I enjoy “young” being used to mean late 40s. But why would these children watch 18 and 20 but be allowed to skip Javie Martzoukas?

there's so much elite media denial that it was the exact same group of people promoting vaccine denial as were promoting the trans panic. reading tweets like this or singal's ny times op-ed, you'd think they were two separate and opposed groups.

We started rewatching the later series of Taskmaster a couple months ago and are almost done with series 20. Watched a compilation video the channel put out and my partner does not recognize 90% of the contestants. So I presume we will be starting series 1 again shortly.

My feelings on videos playing at fuel pumps have been established, but when they have parody-level copaganda on them I had to consider putting the nozzle down my throat