Having an absolutely miserable human experience and just failed about 25 Captchas in a row, I’m letting the robots take me

Did not sleep more than a few hours, have a day-long meeting, kill me

Recently located Percy’s shelter records and found out she turns 12 today 🎂 She wasn’t that pleased I kept putting the hat on her, no.

Hannah Einbinder, yes, very hot, but Jean Smart, also hot, you know?

Pharmacist asking if I had a vaccine that’s not on my record but usually administered to infants. How would I Know, I didn’t have meticulous record keeping skills at 3 months old, that’s why I’m here

Hello this is Daphne

Need someone to make a political spectrum chart but for horndogs

cool cool cool

this was my Avengers Endgame

we don’t have a lot of options when it comes to dealing with awful billionaires but sometimes we know for a fact they are miserable and that’s something at least

Whyyyy has Hacks dropped two episodes at a time for the past two weeks, it’s the final season make it last 😤

Today my boss told me she had never heard the word “pedantic” before which feels like a personal failing on my part

Floridians are so funny, we just got evacuated to the tornado shelter and everyone is annoyed they were interrupted

Some people know How To Watch Tv

this is perfectly expressed like how can a clown show be killing this many people

Constantly torn between “part of living in a society means coexisting with ultimately harmless people who behave differently than you” and “this freak deserves criminal charges”

Opening up the computer to make a Big Purchase (a LEGO set)

I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

Based on the comments, Hank’s Wreck-it-Ralph kink has made it to Facebook

I’m a size 8 btw

hi, i have to encourage you all (all genders) to obtain some mifepristone while you still can — to have on hand for you or others. it doesn't expire for five years. please let's do what we can to facilitate access to abortion as much as we can. apnews.com/article/abor...

Hello this is Felix

precious angel light of my life

Top 15 shows, gut instincts: Lost Buffy the Vampire Slayer Taskmaster Supernatural Fleabag The Office (US) Ted Lasso Interview with the Vampire Three’s Company Succession Hacks The Rehearsal Game Changer Doctor Who Abbott Elementary

I am missing a single Pokédex entry in Pokopia, Dusknoir keeps playing games with my heart

all these peptides and laser treatments seem wildly overcomplicated compared to landing a gf who eyes every new grey hair approvingly over breakfast and says stuff like "you're really starting to get some salt in that pepper" as a compliment

Our animal shelter’s biggest annual fundraiser just got rained out, if you’re flush with cash and want to chip a few bucks in: animalshelterfoundation.org/help/donate/

I have never predicted the next cameo to pop up on Hacks even once

There’s a gun store not far from my apartment that last week got some graffiti next to it that said “protect the children, kill all pedophiles” and this week added “nothing changes, burn it all down” so everyone is doing fine I guess

Comment period open for LGBTQ+ housing protections: action.transequality.org/a/equalacces...

Survey about the use of generative AI in fandom spaces

A decent motivational system is “well I’m not that smart but so many people who are truly stupid have managed this so surely I can too”

I’m so tired and all I have to do today is read through deeply boring documents, help

Whoever put The Night We Met on the work playlist is getting a written reprimand

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

The Vampire Lestat and Jackass in June, Ted Lasso in August, silly boy summer is LOCKED IN

if you want people to participate in democracy, and I cannot emphasize this enough, you must demonstrate that democracy will give them an opportunity to influence outcomes. refusal to hold accountable the most nakedly criminal administration in history, despite overwhelming outcry, breeds nihilism.

I'm so grateful for vlogbrothers like there was no one else in my life at 17 who was saying that caring about things was cool and liking things enthusiastically was good and I can't imagine the person I'd be if I hadn't heard that at that very specific age

i had the best time making these silly little pelicans this weekend 🤩 i present: ✨The Pelifont✨

Hello this is Starlight and Homelander

I don’t think I can take another news cycle of Democrats solemnly tutting about how violence is never the answer while Republicans promise to put their political enemies and whatever immigrants they can find in a wood chipper

the whcd is continuing? a room full of top dc journalists eyewitness an assassination attempt on the president and nobody has a story to file?

lol

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Some great things & people have come into my life in the last decade but do you ever think about how much time and energy has been cumulatively wasted since that shithead became part of our daily problems

Just passing all of the world’s banked money around in an endless circle, making sure that none of it can be invested in anything else people actually need

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!