PSA if you only listen to the #tvl show version, the Armand diss track Big Boss has another verse in the audio release

is confusing two taskmaster contestants and then doubling down about it enough reason to break up with someone

Me posting normal face selfies online while texting friends my ass bruises to read like Rorschach tests is giving

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

No one should have ever allowed me disposable income, but when you find Patatas, you buy Patatas

It's so weird to have been a lifelong pacifist and find myself thinking "we need more executions" every morning when I look at my phone

The trans panic and vaccine refusal are, like the Satanic Panic before them, niche beliefs seeded by fringe lunatics and built whole cloth by the media Just Asking Questions. Normal people have to be taught to think this way. They can be taught to forget.

At urgent care because I fully somersaulted down a flight of concrete stairs this morning, that’s what too much jackass will do to you

starting a horror movie at 9pm wasn’t the best call when I’m already stressed out

In November 2020 I got a 2 week free trial to YouTube TV to watch the final three episodes of Supernatural live. I thought day 1/ep 18, day 7/ep 19, day 14/ep 20, and I could cancel before I got charged beyond the trial. Nay, I was charged on day 14 and paid $80 to watch the world’s worst finale.

Waiting on other people to do their part before you can do yours has to be a circle of bureaucracy hell. Or maybe even regular hell.

Hello this is Biscuit and Triscuit

Happy 100th Birthday to Mel Brooks, himself now a sizable chapter of the History of the World.

Distilling the idea that Johnny Knoxville’s laugh is strong enough to stop bullets 🤌🏻

Torn on this week’s TVL because on one hand I’m eating delicious food but on the other the writers may be spending too much time on social media

Been making my way through the Vampire Chronicles books very slowly and just finished the Devil’s Minion chapter 🫠

I liked the final season of The Bear. Felt like they found their way back to basics but still gave resolution.

fledgling 🩸 #iwtv #devilsminion

When I walked into Jackass we got handed a poster of Steve-o shooting fireworks out of his butthole and the ticket attendant was like “you’ll have to tell me what this movie is about”

Could have listened to hours of this. Spent an equal amount of time reflecting on mortality and deconstructing masculinity via Pontius’ penis. If Niko writes her Jackass book I am preordering DAY ONE.

By the end of tonight I will have watched the 25 episodes and 10 films of the Jackass franchise all in the last 12 days so I have finally achieved my true form

Reading a book published even a decade ago is so bleak. “Things are improving because we removed tariffs and are investing in things that will reduce inequality”

I’ve said it before but I genuinely can’t believe in 2026 shows/movies are still releasing months apart in different parts of the world. Everyone wants their cut of the distribution rights I guess but how does it benefit one distributor to stop somewhere else airing close to simultaneously?

the use of “our” here is very funny because I’ve been a registered Democrat since I was 18 and personally I’m pretty sick of you losers constantly fucking up! so who’s the “our” here that you’re talking about because it’s certainly not me, and it’s my party too!

Does anyone know how Minneapolis is doing these days, are things better or did we just stop talking about it

I resent the video-fication of podcasting. That's just a TV show. Podcasts aren't supposed to be for hot people. They have everything else

It’s important to show engagement with your friends’ problems and interests

I dunno what to tell you, fellow gamers, Valve’s new console costs $1,400 because our government and economy is in complete thrall to the AI industry, maybe you should have cared about this more than “not enough titties” and “too many black people” as the encroaching threat to your way of life

First chapter of Queen of the Damned and the possibility has already been floated of Lestat becoming the pope. Character of all time

Trying to assemble a piece of furniture and it has “hints” in a pamphlet. I don’t want hints I want instructions!

Can’t believe they aired the “is it your absent but very much alive father walking around that gives you this lowly idea of yourself” episode of TVL on Father’s Day lmao

A Glock in the pocket of your gray sweatpants is wild. Those are meant for dick outlines and dick outlines only, I feel betrayed

Hello this is Daisy

i need to reemphasize that i saw them let a guy go yesterday with a bag of weapons

An earnest video about human ingenuity but with this premise is the most on brand Hank thing I’ve seen in a long time youtu.be/1v2g3GLaJtE?...

I’ve washed my hands three times since chopping some hot peppers and IT’S NOT WORKING

Happy men in tiny shorts at the supermarket season to those who celebrate

Well-intentioned "Ferngully" creators accidentally doom planet to ecological apocalypse by awakening a generation of people who can only get off to mass pollution

Do you know how it feels for me to see these two on a plane together and then it’s for a Royal Kingdom ad? I’m going to end it all

The remake of just one of the movies she starred in made over a billion dollars last year alone, and she still died in poverty from an extremely preventable infection. We need universal healthcare or we don’t have basic human rights.

Every so often the Apple podcast app would show Serial as updated but due to the stupid way how every show there is organized differently I never saw the episodes themselves pop up, so this post is how I found out Serial has made SEVENTEEN SEASONS without me noticing

one wild thing right now is because no one is respecting any cease fires, the media has just decided to move the definition of cease fire to not mean ceasing firing

Monsters

Listening to today’s launch of the Jackass podcast on the way to work and ended up behind a trailer full of port-a-potties. Just assumed one was about to explode in the middle of the road.

Sometimes you get a look at ticket prices and have to have the “do I even like this performer” conversation with yourself

Daveigh Chase was responsible for way too many of my preteen nightmares for us to be the same age. Hell of a young talent gone.

Happy pride from @qwertypi.bsky.social

I suspect The Office, Supernatural, and now Gilmore Girls leaving Netflix eliminates like 90% of the world’s usage of Netflix

Booking a hotel room for me and a friend and every option only has one bed. Are we in a fanfiction