They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so. After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns, we ourselves flash and yearn, and moreover my mother told me as a boy (repeatingly) ‘Ever to confess you’re bored means you have no

Watching Gus van Sant's Psycho on mute at the bar and he cast Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates?! Crazy work

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

nice errand, man—is it for fools?

Hot take "bend the knee" is dumb person terminology, no better than "nothingburger" or "no there there." You might have said kneel, of course, but also genuflect, capitulate, prostrate, etc. Instead you are George R. R. Martinposting

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

Don't mistake my fear of intimacy for a fear of passion. Which I also fear.

the hater's council just vetoed this actually. "a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder. "hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

This is very rude and very superficial of me but I think you can learn most of what you need to know about the OU story by looking at a picture of the complainant.

Hegseth in particular is directly and specifically fanatical about the idea that he is entitled to kill without any constraint or limit whatsoever It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind

"Strong floor, no ceiling," I mutter to myself, diligently doing kegels while I watch tv

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death

on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think

this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.

To make a joke just take a normal thought and twist until it screams

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Me lifting weights in the back yard:

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.

I remain pure in that I've never listened to a podcast.

17/11/25 - nocturn

Depressed so I'm watching the Latin Grammys. Congratulations Gloria Estefan

The left is the faction of moral realism and moral righteousness and the right knows only faithless, reprehensible, self-serving amorality. Why not embrace it? Cleansing fire sure sounds good to me!

"STEM" fetishization was always designed to create a knowledge worker class but without the inconvenient critical awareness, humanistic values, or social support systems

Once I was manic and ordered live mealworms in the mail and set up bins and hatched a ton of beetles. #insects #BugSky #bipolar #MentalHealth

Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao

An unfortunate building to exist directly across from my therapist's office

Personally, I do things not because they’re easy, but because I incorrectly thought they’d be easy

Down to my last red cent, with no job in sight and spring tuition looming. I love my sweet boomer relatives but they might as well be from another planet

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

As a pacifist, I'm always butting heads with the violence stan community.

know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses

tech bros keep promising self-aware ai when they haven't even cracked making self-aware tech bros

remember: if you start your day earlier, that’s more day you’re going to have to get through, what on earth are you thinking

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Marcus Aurelius invented cbt, no cognitive behavorial therapy. The other cbt was invented by Emperor Tiberius

"Lord make me chaste but not yet" is like one of the only things st. Augustine ever said that you could also imagine Rodney Dangerfield saying

"In case you don't know it, I'm actually a plantation owner, so I have felt this pain too."

Feeling anxious and agitated, my beard is in danger