Waving at a baby is, in fact, praxis

ai will never be able to replicate a friend telling you that something sucks ass and that you should keep it to yourself

working on being the best possible version of myself. just kidding. lmfao

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

A beautiful tribute to Latinas, one of our most precious national resources

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too

STEP 1 Work hard to achieve my goals. STEP 0 Figure out what to do to achieve my goals. STEP -1 Figure out what my goals should be. STEP -2 Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions. STEP -8 How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?

Genealogy is boy astrology.

cannot be overstated how much conservative ideology is almost identical to the worldview of a rapist

everyone online is fighting an unseen battle and also a very public one too

Not to wade into discourse here but this is spectacularly funny to me. "Some Minnesotans profess unfamiliarity with me, despite 3000 of them reading my newsletter." There are 6 million people in Minnesota!

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?

What tenderness there is in that preliminary touch!

im pretty sure the cashier at the grocery store was extremely impressed by how i organized my supplies on the conveyor belt. honestly surprised she didn't say "thank you ive never seen somebody do it so well". she was probably just speechless

I mean it's true. They do not oppose social programs because they don't like paying taxes (though they don't like paying taxes) but because they oppose social programs from first principles. A social safety net makes it harder for them to exploit, enslave and rape people bsky.app/profile/gbaj...

Maybe the most fascinating belief among the billionaire class, especially the Silicon Valley set, has been their confidence that if they blow up the specific conditions and institutions that put them on top, they will certainly come out even higher on top

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.

Screaming "PICK ME" so loudly that it shatters the windows of my apartment

We want Trials! I'm voting for Trials. I'm a single issue voter and that issue is Trials. I'm voting for the candidate who promises the most Trials

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

not trying to call anybody out but some people really need to remember that I don't know who needs to hear this

carrying my depressed friend to a party like a backpack

i made a MechWarrior mod that turns all the battlemechs into bony, small-breasted redheads who are kind of mean to me

my mind palace is NOT reducible to the functions of my brain palace

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

Pictured: rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouching towards Bethlehem to be born

you may have noticed i've posted a lot about Babes today. It's because I think they're good

Epictetus said we suffer in imagination more than reality. I’m worried this isn’t true.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

"there's a new serif in town"

Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)

Genuinely, the only citizenship requirements for becoming an American should be putting on a cowboy hat and adopting a thick drawl

They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so. After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns, we ourselves flash and yearn, and moreover my mother told me as a boy (repeatingly) ‘Ever to confess you’re bored means you have no

Watching Gus van Sant's Psycho on mute at the bar and he cast Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates?! Crazy work

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

nice errand, man—is it for fools?

Hot take "bend the knee" is dumb person terminology, no better than "nothingburger" or "no there there." You might have said kneel, of course, but also genuflect, capitulate, prostrate, etc. Instead you are George R. R. Martinposting

Don't mistake my fear of intimacy for a fear of passion. Which I also fear.