What can you say but lol

Sorry, I decided I have to be a little mean with this account. Need one place with a tiny circle, no offense 🌸

I have truly fuckeng hated this week for unclear reasons

No offense but LOL. No offense.

Is something happening

guys what if everyone one on earth did a magical ritual at the same time to break our curse...

that's it. no more computer

Not feeling very funny today

I need to vanish into an ancient wood

You guys do not understand art

Various shit bothers me more than it should

Fake dril stinks. Bring back the real one

I am demonstrating restraint ☻

i am not my best self today

You're still doing that shit huh

the zodiac killer was a bad mama jama

hes a meanie

Some of yall:

Referring to Spongebob as the Spongebob like he's the Zodiac Killer

i have the disise that makes u a genius

I deserve magic powers and something else

"You are made of stardust" yeah sure whatever, it still feels like I'm mostly made of meat and resentment

Steve Buscemi did 9/11

The wheels on the bus are unc and chopoped, unc and chopped, unc and chopped

one large bee from mcdonalds does not make all bees large

okay time to start having a good year

This you?

This is vaguely what my Chernobyl grandma looks like

snakeroot’s chernobyl grandma turned me into a matryoshka

Karl Marx was originally a dog named Karl Barx until my Chernobyl grandma turned him into a man with her powerful black magic

A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of my Chernobyl grandma

So fucked we still call it the cosmos even after all the shit about Bill Cosmy came out

One bad alien from outer space does not make outer space bad

I said a movie was bad on here once and the director replied to me and said thanks for watching anyway and I felt really bad

Pooh Bear is full of uncooked beans

Regarding some shit I saw someone say on here earlier: fact check false

Let's take the rocketship to Glurptown, USA

Hamilton the musical destroyed the world

Impression of Pooh Bear: Ohhh buther...

one bad hamburger at mcdonald's does not make mcdonald's bad

Why do I even buther

Replacing my bed with a pull-out couch

This shit's so spicy meatball

sending my wife to mcdonald's at 1:30am because i want a hamburger in bed

I need something but I don't know what

What if there was a movie about a guy with a haunted past

jody

L + rato + I'm tired + I'm sad + I hate my computer