Doing that new shit, same as the old shit

Trying to order by showing the brunch waiter a Mood Board

Wasting away in bedaritaville

Breakroom reveal

Siri how to control my thoughts and actions

Everything feels especially stupid lately. And dumb too

Pretty much you gotta laugh through it

Top 10 Biggest Chunguses

Diagnosed with a chungal infection

Going viral on bluesky dot app (50 likes)

They’re changing the prayer thing to awomen soon. You know why

The Unabomber had zero chill 😂

Calling it now, a Taylor Swift fan will be responsible for 9/11 2

if she's not sorta a loser that's an ick

Snake Man vs. Crabroot Now In Theaters Near You

her bio having “I boop snoots #RESIST” makes this 10x funnier

i am....... ready

noticing a fly in my apartment and shooting it with a gun

What's the deal bro

jody strikes again

you gotta believe the delusion

No more making myself feel bad

my [redacted] mind

I need to know certain shit so bad, no offense plus hacked

If you can name a single character from the musical Cats you are an aristocat

If you know what country Les Miserables is set in you are an aristocrat

If you pronounce pho correctly you are an aristocrat

If you can afford to not steal your batteries from CVS you are an aristocrat

If your freezer produces ice you are an aristocrat

If you drink pasteurized milk you are an aristocrat

If you can read you are an aristocrat

Babe it might be really good for my gut biome if I could eat your pussy and take a small sip of your blood please

asking my rotund uncle if he got a boob job

food is insane

Wish I had a hot ex-aunt who I was not related to by blood

Unsubscribing from the family text thread