she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Please enjoy this glimpse into my marriage. 💜 John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache." Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?" John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."

That’s all Folks

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please… You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…pastels?"

I'm sad and tired all the time. I think we all are. Anyway, here's one of my neighbor's cats who shows up for treats every day now. I love him.

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Everyone's got pitches for what Colbert can do next, but I'm holding out for a Silmarillion read-along podcast.

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

Every night, Salty sits next to me in bed and SCREAMS until I play "clownfish in a nem 1 hour" on my phone, and hold her hand and scratch her chin until she falls asleep.

Silver Springs Live May 1997 on repeat club reporting for duty Stevie is murdering Lindsey on stage, again, and Mick is over her shoulder just

Meanwhile, at my video captioning job. Captions for "Unhinged Trials of Oscar Wilde" up soon!

This entire year has been just... so much. Left my legal transcription contract last week after they implemented a new job role and pay structure (read: my rate was cut by 40% because AI). If you need transcription or captioning done on something you're producing, please reach out!

4:57 am Cannot sleep No thoughts, only WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU Over and over

Be angry. Be dismayed. Be terrified. But don't you dare ever lose sight of what we fight for. The harder they hit us, the louder we become, Like the skin on the drum.

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

Please enjoy this glimpse into my marriage. 💜 John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache." Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?" John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."

idk I just think that not having a hard heart in a world like this is its own form of rebellion

Thank you, Tuna. (This was in bed again this morning).

"I know a place," she whispers as she pulls you head first down into the bog.

Everything is wildly bad, but every morning when I wake up, I find Tuna Fish has brought me this little heart toy while I was sleeping. Thank you, kitten.

I wish I was in the timeline where nothing of note happened today. Maybe I'll go stress cut my hair.

they were never going to stop at legislating bathrooms, they will not stop at legislating children, they most certainly will continue going for all of us. this is NOT a “distraction”

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Working on captions. "The Head of Janus" by F.W. Murnau comes up, and in this house, we verify proper nouns. So I Google "F.W. Murnau Head Of" and y'all you will not believe this but The Head of Janus is basically the last thing you will find when you search this set of words! TIL

Still on my vintage Whitney kick. I'm gonna need Law to put Zendaya in some looks from this era. Also, this moment always gets me.

Raffi Shuffle improv.. we be jammin, dancin! 💃🕺#belugagrads

At the Cloud Cult show Mary Bue opening (she's lovely) Hiding my face in John's back. Ready to cry.

“We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think.” — Rod Serling

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Many people who identify as "Christian" may find Rev. Budde's words strange and unfamiliar. That's because they're based on the philosophy espoused by Jesus.

Things that have made me weep today so far (it's 3pm): - general pain - the video for "I Want to Dance with Somebody" by Whitney Houston - Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde's brave voice quiver - I remembered how listening to Jinkx perform every part in "One Day More" made me cry, cried again

Tuna Fish and Pudding snuggles as a timeline cleanser.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

anyway

We watched the Exploits of Moominpappa episodes of Moomin tonight and played Unlock: Adventures in Oz in front of the fire tonight. It was a lot of fun. I want to enjoy these moments and be present in them. I want to hold them so close to my heart.

Let’s be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok could’ve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down. It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾

"There's an old saying: you're warmer in a bush than on a bench." This bench is very cold. I'll just say that.

No pictures inside, but we went to the Carter Center today. It was quite lovely.

this yarn sucks

I bothered her.

How can anyone expect me to carry on under these conditions? It's unprofessional!

Constantly screaming into the void I love you I love you all so much I have so much love And I don't know what to do with all of it

No thoughts, only warm.