tim key on graham norton on new years eve?? we are being spoiled SPOILED

You’re telling me this isn’t an engagement announcement photo shoot? 🥔 💐 💌 💕

STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, NEW GRALEX JUST DROPPED

1 December 2018 - A tweet out of context

i just put crispy chili on buttered toast and feel like i cracked some kind of da vinci code

my face whenever i mention how much i love stand-up comedy and people immediately assume i mean the type who'd perform at riyadh, ricky gervais or someone who thinks it's funny to call a transperson a chair

if i was stranded on a lonely island, i'd probably think about youtube a lot

get our greg back on graham norton for the culture

imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people

merry christmas🎄

tim key mentioned in chloe pett's penalty shoot-out

HANDS OFF YOUR FACE

LOOK what @chloemaria.bsky.social made for me????????

just your little puffin drawn by a certain little assistant 🐧

things that happen when @chloemaria.bsky.social is visiting 🦆

the tea towel vibes have never been more immaculate (powered by @thehornesection.bsky.social and delivered by @chloemaria.bsky.social)

the tea towel vibes have never been more immaculate (powered by @thehornesection.bsky.social and delivered by @chloemaria.bsky.social)

our timmy and our roisin

face of a guy who knows *exactly* how good he’s gonna look in that dress later

alex running up to hug greg 😭

full 30min clip of a specific series 6/episode 6 outtake?

i mean this while looking at all of you (and me) with a lot of love but taskmaster is such a weird fucking thing to be obsessed about

petition for men (alex horne) to wear more crop tops

someone just paid for a coffee with crypto, we truly live in a society

so ready for satsumas in their slutty little fishnets

not to sound overly dramatic but a new picture of greg and alex together would cure me in ways only a shallow stream in a sunlit forest clearing could

fully entering the i'm so glad this series is never gonna end phase of total denial

IT'S TASKMASTER THURSDAY, MATES

kerry godliman, jen brister and bridget christie, show me a better blunt rotation

just so you know, if you order your coffee extra hot, we will always say yes no problem and we will never make it extra hot and you never notice

i hope i'm never gonna be as employed as ed gamble

GREG ON SNACK WARS 🚨

It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄 Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.

I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!

HAPPY TM THURSDAY

this was a cultural reset

more than halfway through tm series 20

you just know they shared a vape

TASKMASTER THIRSTDAY

how i look when someone talks about their job and finances and all i can think about is how well i'd have done in the battered items task

imagine mock the week returns and they actually have women on their panel

still upset i can never play alien: isolation because it gives me unbearable motion sickness

replying to me and then turning off the option to answer is a bit strange tbh. if someone gets accused of inappropriate behaviour on several occasions towards people especially if they're a lot younger then them, then i do in fact question why you'd protect them

why is it called taskmaster and not daddy longlegs

if gralex do a world tour, i'll do a whole 70s style groupie thing and follow them everywhere

throwback to when greg won a meet and greet with me exactly one year ago

he likes . football . tim key . trousers . tops

my electric toothbrush broke and i just had the most braindead moment of waiting for my acoustic one to stop by itself