What are your feelings on organising sexual meetups?

Roses are red It's getting quite late I'm still at the pub ...didn't we have a date?

Roses are red They're a type of flower Didn't mind the scene Of Hugh in the shower

Roses are red Mark's eyes are blue I love you as much as Calum loves Hugh Roses are red New episode soon If the Glasgays get flirty I'll be over the moon

Roses are red, violets are blue, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social I've compiled all your Bluesky birthday wishes in my reposts for you.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday!! Pouring a glass of wine and listening to SFA in your honour and such x

It’s Watson time!! (No, sorry, NOT screaming it down the school halls). Was thrilled to be a small part of this. Hope y’all enjoy it, too. Happy birthday, Mark. #MOAFB

I'll be out of a job if everyone does this.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday Mark!

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy birthday, Watto! I hope you get a decent number of things you like, and very few of the things you don't

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social for some reason your birthday is on a calendar I made of birthdays, so if it is accurate, happy birthday to you today.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy bday kingggg xx

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday you wonderful human

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social feliz Compleanyo hope you and the bike are happy

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy Birthday, I hope you have a great day

Happy birthday to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social . Hope the day is amazing as you are . FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO!

Happy birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social your gig was the highlight of my year and I look forward to seeing you loads more. Hope you have a fab day and if it helps at all, you are younger than me.

Happy birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social! May your day contain exactly the right amount of Cherry Onken.

A big Happy Birthday to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social today, I'm waiting to see how good and evil battle it out on a Friday 13th Birthday. I am rooting for you! Have a brilliant day 🎈🎵

Happy birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social 🎂

Happy birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Enjoy your day of half your notifications being wholesome birthday wishes and the other half being late-to-the-party people telling you in a specific number of syllables that they're horny.

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social a very happy birthday to you, be careful out there if you're the superstitious kind, but enjoy your day regardless

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎉 xx

IT’S WATSON TIME! @watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday and thanks for making this fun murder mystery for us to be normal about.

happy watto day to all who celebrate! have a selection of doodles, featuring wattodog too <3

New zine alert!! This one is an adaptation of episode one of @murderbastard.bsky.social! This podcast has consumed my life in the very best way and I want everyone I know to listen to it.

A little drawing to celebrate @watsoncomedian.bsky.social's birthday. Using the occasion as an excuse to buy myself a slice of cake on my lunch break, thanks for being born, sir!

Behold, a very special birthday gift for the one and only @watsoncomedian.bsky.social!! After many weeks of secrecy, I reveal to you a collaborative labor of love to celebrate Mark and @murderbastard.bsky.social. Thank you, Mark, for creating such a special story and community of investigators!

Okay now with ART. Happy birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social

Happy birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social ! Hope you have a fantastic one and a great year to match.

Happy Birthday, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social !!!!

a very happy mark watson day to those that celebrate. for those that don’t please use this time for some self reflection.

IT'S WATSON TIME!!! Happy birthday to the wonderful @watsoncomedian.bsky.social 🎂 #art

Happy birthday to my literal reason for existence, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. Want to tuck a four leaf clover between my pages?🍀

Huh, that's weird. I've got a star on my calendar for tomorrow. Any idea why?

Excellent, Hugh's exonerated as well. What a relief! Scotland doesn't do conjugal visits!

Hey babe, are you interested in sitting in the cuck chair while I absolute fuck the vibe in this group chat? 😘

I've got that dog in me. (By which I mean... I love chasing tail.)

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I have a big dock.

I have a big deck.

I have a big duck.

Want to discuss fallibility as an innate human trait over wine?

I want to paint you like one of my Le maître du jeu girls.

What's your favourite flower? I want to be prepared for our first date.

Hey babe, you want to grab a drink at Chillz after Frodo's set? I hear they have good prices.

I had a spicy dream about you last night... 🌶️ It started when we went to Nando's and our order got messed up. You took a huge bite, turns out they gave us extra hot. Your mouth's on fire, you're chugging water, they bring us a replacement order... anyway, then we fooled around in the toilets.

New escape room board game? I'd never want to escape from any room that you're in.

Good morning, my dear. Starting this cold day off thinking of your warm smile.

May I call you gyoza? Because you're my favourite little dumpling.