1. This is gorgeous. 2. This is *finally* where I understand what Greg was saying on #Taskmaster when he said @watsoncomedian.bsky.social looks like a heron.

Morning. 🐹🥰

Spouse keeps wandering in while I'm doing comedy-related voice notes and always has this vague look on his face which manages to mix "what the fuck are you doing?" with "was this marriage a good idea?" and "how the hell do you earn money from this??"

He remembered where to sit in the cage to get hand-fed. 🥰

Every time I get my period now I remember, in order: 1. oh, urgh, yeah, I get periods 2. OH GOD I WROTE A WHOLE JOKE ABOUT FORGETTING IT AND I STILL FORGET

@frizfrizzle.bsky.social's What's In The Box, *surely*.

We are so proud of this show. It showcases the best of the best of autistic talent, features actual Hollywood A-listers somehow (not just one of us doing a silly voice) and it’s sweet and funny and very silly. If you like magic, autistic characters & the idea of a man named Bums, you’ll love it!

It's A Superpower?? - Baby's first writers' room, script passes, recording, pick-ups, edits and production. 🥰 I am beyond excited for this to be released into the world: I can't wait for you all to discover this lovely, silly, all-autistic gang of characters.

Just confidently typed "University of the Arse, London"

Spouse: When I was awake at 4am I saw the hamster asleep in his sandbath. Me: [reaching for his phone] Aww, let me see? Spouse: ...I didn't take a picture? Me: 😠 WHY

Gabbyyyyyy, I feel you will love this fanart of Data. @scriblit.bsky.social - www.tumblr.com/aphrostiel/8...

Unclear on the legalities of being this cute. 🐹

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hey,

I've got two messages I need to reply to at the moment, and of the two people, one has a tattoo of the other. I'm just enjoying this fact.

GUYS. The hamster ate food from my hand. 🥹

We are almost on speaking terms. (Almost.) 🐹 A few more sunflower seeds should help.

Lovely discussion with a pal about sex as a language between characters and what it tells us about their relationship and how they communicate, how they fight, and - more specifically - why it means Cal is definitely/not a murderer etc. It can be a key part of storytelling and it's so good. #MOAFB

Have successfully built one (1) association between "seeing me" and "receiving spaghetti". Just a few hundred more of these and we're in business, lads. 🐹

Me, affectionately: Loved this very autistic moment from this autistic character, made total sense to me. 🥰 Stranger: Ha, yeah, I'll behave like that if I ever want to be APPALLINGLY RUDE. Me: oh. 🫠

Well, good morning. I am suddenly much more awake. #MOAFB

Had a very intense dream that I was yelling angrily at Alex Horne for stealing my mini eggs. I have rarely been so angry over fictional chocolate.

Can I say something: I think Sandra Bullock’s Miss Congeniality is autistic woman coded, in this essay I will

Oo, highs of 21° here tomorrow, lads. Might take my jumper off.

Just frightened a pal on a Zoom call by saying I was a bit cold and was about to pop on a jumper. Reminded her I live in Scotland. (Good luck in the heatwave, England.)

Me when I am about to kill someone who has wronged me:

Love Celestial Stroll. 🖖

Autistic things I have to remember: when adverts use the phrase 'fun for the whole family!' it means it's aimed squarely at children.

FINALLY.

I love every single stock photo choice Sara makes.

In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.

Morning. 🐹

Just heard a guy try to remember the word "vizier" and he came up with "the royal brassiere." I'm so happy I could die

I am loving being a comedy producer but also I'm SO TIRED I'm going to bed at 20:53. Ok night night. 😴

My god, please stop, that sounds horrific for everyone involved

I read this headline and thought, "I bet it's 'such a low number of acts were Black that an apparently disproportionately large percentage were reviewed'" and I was right. 22. You could also frame this "why were only 16 Black comedians reviewed compared with 492 white comedians?"

We're whimsical little scamps.

Ha! My sister was my mother's favourite, which was extremely evident by the way she introduced us both. "This is [sister], she's an [impressive job title] and she's written five books, and she was on telly with [list of famous people]! [LONG PAUSE] And this is Hare." 🤦

I've drawn England in a World Cup sweepstakes at work, which is presumably my punishment for saying "hah, yeah sure I'll join in" instead of "GOD no, I don't care." #TheFootball

Me, watching an Oxo ad, 1988

Furious orb 🐹

the inventor of punchlines has died

Saw this in town. Forgot football existed, took it entirely at face value, and could be found wandering away and mumbling, "But... James VI?"

LiveJournal before the buyout/exodus. Learn basic HTML, learn how to make 100x100px icons, get a fully chronological feed of friends' thoughts and silly pics. Find other people who like [show/band/etc] as much as you do. Loved it. I've got friends who I've known for 25+ years who I met on there.

Update: I'm delighted to announce that he has a tiny white smudge on his chin and down his front. 🐹

I made an undignified honking laugh noise when I got to the idea of a fridge magnet that sums up your child's personality. (This is the Telegraph 'my wayward 30yo child said she's gay and now I'm so ashamed about how it might reflect on me, the person who owns her' article.)

I was deep in His Dark Materials fandom and a friend said that my daemon would be a hare. Also I like comedy.

#ukpol #racism There has got to be some kind of way people can criticise the government's attacks on protests without going, "But- guys, now even *white women* are being prosecuted for crimes!"

I recently went to some autism awareness training which made me cringe myself inside out, so I appreciate this a lot.