Had a brilliant evening at a 'sandbox' comedy panel show hosted by @lesliegold.bsky.social - cannot wait to see how it develops. It felt like one of those ideas that was almost designed for me personally: I really enjoyed it.

Alex. What. #Taskmaster

Evening. 🐹

I have finally started listening to Autistic Women Oversharing, and I was not prepared - in any way - for the punchline 'Ed Balls'.

@thehornesection.bsky.social ❤️

I used my sunrise lamp this morning and I no longer feel like a gross worthless nothing garbage human, so THAT'S nice. 🥰

Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.

Yesssssss!

Evening. 🐹

Maslow's hierarchy of needs but at the top it's just being kissed on the forehead and told you're doing a good job 🥺

The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.

Cannot believe my disability is disabling. Absolutely fuming, lads.

I love this plant.

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Listen, he gets very jumbled.

This morning I'm staring wearily into my sun lamp, begging it to make me sane. 👍

Jay Chester, 28, who strives to ensure that everyone is always happy with them at all times, reportedly failed to factor in that people have conflicting needs and desires.

He is slightly blurry because of how fast he ran when he heard the snacks. 🐹

Look at this CAST. I have wishlisted it on Steam.

Today I went to the gym, I did some gardening, I attended an acting workshop (so much fun!) and I am feeling refreshed and happy.

If you take Tylenol when you’re autistic, your kid gets pregnant.

(On stand-up comedy) "Somebody I know recently told me they couldn’t imagine subjecting themselves to such a humiliating game of risk, night after night. For autistic people every interaction feels this way, so perhaps for us there’s little difference."

Anyone know the success rate of replying to a stranger with: 📎 Looks like you're veering dangerously close to ableism! Would you like some help with that?

Evening. 🐹

A cold autumn weekend. Time to redownload Terraria. 🤩

Watching Murder She Wrote for the first time as I was promised it was similar to Columbo. It is currently not in the least bit similar, and structurally reminds me more of Goosebumps, but at least this episode has both Odo *and* the mum from Little House on the Prairie.

Ok! Pia has been encouraging everyone to watch this for MANY DAYS and I am now going to watch it. #TheWorldsDivide

HEY. How did you know they'd be my worst puns yet? 😠 Join us! #CoherentComedy

When my spouse filled in the form (the PARENTAL form btw) he forbade me from reading it. "I don't think of you like this," he said, handing me a sealed envelope. 🫠

Spent a delightful lunchtime with my Spouse, complaining about the tone, structure and characterisation problems of the entire #AlienEarth series and especially the finale. The real problem for me was that it turned into bland magical wish fulfillment, superhero stuff.

Mark: Come and see these two Impatient acts- Me: AH, TIME TO TELL ANOTHER PERSON ABOUT MY DENTAL SURGERY

hahaha, but also, don't look in my notes app 🫠

I love crisp Autumn mornings. I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.

I did get distracted during last night's #Taskmaster because I kept thinking, "When did *I* last check my strings?"

Five minute #Taskmaster warning! 🍍

One of my top experiences in life is DMing a friend, "Can I do some mean-spirited snarking at you for a minute?"

10/10 for these subtitles. #AlienEarth

Arse shitting tits. Balls bollocks, bollocking bollocks. Fuckssake. Fuck. FUCK.

There are two main types of chestnut trees in the UK, and I just really need to know who named the second one. In what universe is 'sweet' the opposite of 'horse'.

Evening. 🐹

Important comedy maths: Mark Watson's latest tour is 5% complete. www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/e...

These tickets are in the bag. 💅 #Taskmaster

[HOLDING UP A KNIFE] SPOUSE, STERNLY: Don't stick this in your eyes. It's got chillis on it.

Evening. 🐹

THANK you- what is this nonsense. #GBBO

There's two women in the gym about five minutes away from exercising like Troi and Crusher. Do you need synchronised deadlifts while facing each other? DO YOU?

I don’t believe there were normal people in the past. I don’t know where they’ve all come from. I blame Rennies.

This entire saga is, SOMEHOW, still going. I have rarely seen two people communicate hours, pay, and expectations so clearly and get criticisms ranging from "why can't you pay writers this number I just made up?" to "um, these rules aren't allowing for me? the centre of the universe?"

Evening. 🐹

Lovely evening at Sam & Uncles