I have £15 to last the next two weeks. I could usually manage on this, but I also suddenly have a lot of hospital appointments coming up, and the tram is £6.50 a day. Eep! Help a disabled guy out? paypal.me/frizfrizzle

Fucking hilarious that New Zealand is the country with the most Scrabble world championship wins and it's all one guy.

DUDE NO WAY SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS DUE IN NEXT WEEK IT'S ACTUALLY DUE IN 2 WEEKS LET'S GO!

Shoutouts to the World Scrabble Championships, genuinely the only international competition that I follow in any way.

AI generated YouTube video descriptions? Firstly, your descriptions are shit but I can see you're trying, good job, and secondly, the creators ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING THING CALLED A DESCRIPTION THAT THEY WROTE THEMSELVES IT'S BELOW YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ENGLISH COMPREHENSION TEST ANSWER!

Y'know what, I'm having an absolutely lovely time, in spite of everything.

Choose wisely, for if you go hard, you can never go home again

I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl standing in front of two guys standing in front of two other girls standing in front of Kevin Bacon.

What's the linguistically correct term for Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses 👍

I've started replying "your AI fetish is concerning" to people who constantly post AI art and I may have found the magic words to get people to stop doing it.

Looking up Oliver Savell, the kid who plays young Alan Carr in the Changing Ends sitcom (which is very good, by the way) and isn’t this the best Personal Life entry ever. Yep, that’s it.

I love how this sounds both like sports commentary and a nature documentary in one sentence.

At the

new print now in my shop! An electron's journey ✨ (Link in bio)

Every ad now

As you can see from the graph, it began to be "a time to be alive" during the interwar period. And then again in the 90s, presumably due to britpop. But the 2020s are easily the most "what a time to be alive" era of all time.

Who's your favourite James Bond? Mine is the spy from the films.

A FEW PEOPLE! JUST A FEW PEOPLE! 3 OR 4 SIT SIDE BY SIDE SIDE BY SIDE ON THEIR PARK BENCH

Fear of heights is really just a fear of losing height at an alarming rate.

Heard an advert that started with the phrase "for every long, there's a short", and I think we can all agree that makes no fucking sense.

Heard an advert that started with the phrase "for every long, there's a short", and I think we can all agree that makes no fucking sense.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

DID YOU KNOW In The Parting of the Ways (2005), The Doctor was not meant to regenerate at the end. Eccleston just did that. That's why he hasn't come back to the show. He's David Tennant now. #doctorwho #facts

french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

what did he mean by this

I know other people have said I might be autistic, but from everything else I hear about it I must only be at the, like, 2/10 end of the spectrum.

Can't wait until I can start my advent calendar. I'm counting down the days already.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

YES! The Map Men Book (This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong) *IS* available as an audiobook. YES! Mark and I narrate it ourselves. YES! It *IS* included in Audible's "editor's selects" this week! www.audible.com/blog/editors...

My cat is long and mismatched. What of it?

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

In case you didn't know the difference, CIA is basically MI6, and FBI is just big police.

It feels like they wanted to name it after a PM, but they couldn't decide which one, so they compromised.

Good morning, North America! Exciting news…. the Map Men book ‘This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong’ is available from TODAY from USAan and Canadian book shops! lnk.to/mapmen

I walked a mile in someone else’s shoes. It was a very long bowling alley.

“Vegetable man“ 1/2

Bumped into the sister of my arch enemy yesterday. My nemesister.

Nature is so clever. I just learned that butternut squash is called that as a defence mechanism. To make predators think "oh no I'd better not squash"

I have cartoonified an old tweet of mine.

No lie, just had a cry. Felt great, it was about my in person social life and how I've basically only made friends that I see one day a week and I've put too many eggs into that one social basket and the negative impacts are catching up. I need more physical people to hang out with.