I love how since that interview they've slowly been putting more and more people in between Zelah and Sam #BBUK #BBLL

I nominate Jojo for immediate eviction from the house. #BBUK #BBLL

So can we start having a larger age range of housemates now? #BBUK

Closing in...

I do not like that British Grinch

ELSA HASN'T DONE ANYTHING! #BBUK

Part of me would love it if Will started a specific and forensic line of questioning on the rights and wrongs of changing the rules on inheritance tax for farmers. #BBUK

What is the babadook doing there #BBUK

Cameron is a sweetheart, but gun to my head, Team Richard. #BBUK

This is definitely how they dress in the Emerald City. #BBUK

Donated to Children in Need and there was a button that said "Click here to download your thank you certificate" and this was it

At the

Sorry but the phrase "In Wicked there is a good witch and a bad witch" has really irked me, like it would be hard to miss the point of the show more. #BBUK

Sounds like they got a different kind of grand prix

Tired body need comfortable.

One friend says she would copy the other if she started dancing weirdly in the club, and they don't even know they're doing a Wicked themed task yet! #BBUK

Me: "Oh God, ANYONE but Starmer!" Monkey's paw: *curls*

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Time for a delicious spnd

Did they say her name is Rimmel London? #BBUK #BBLL

New game: Watching Late and Live when you live near the big brother house, seeing if you can spot anyone in the audience and make their phone make the grindr notification noise. #BBUK #BBLL

Literally nobody had any opinion, in the abstract, of councils flying flags, until it was about pride flags. #BBUK

Erm Elsa spoke several times without ribbetting, why is she winning those balls? #BBUK

More coasters in this top 8 than in Thorpe Park. #BBUK

Also, shout out to the autistic teenager who responded to the interviewer saying "You're a big strictly fan aren't you?" by saying "I know." I felt very represented. #Strictly

Well it's not Strictly Come Maths. #Strictly

Katya's thinking "NOT AGAIN!!!" #Strictly

This is homophobic. #Strictly

Did I take a 2 hour round trip to visit the merch store for a tour I'm not even attending just to buy this? Mind your own business!

Something genuinely quite alarming about seeing Viper smile. #Strictly

To be fair, the one thing no drag queen has is ballroom. #Strictly

Once you notice that Tess says LE Voix it's very hard to unhear. #Strictly

British culture is best friends acting like enemies, and enemies acting like best friends. For examples of this, see the #Strictly judging panel.

Every time Lewis dances I've very impressed but a small part of me wishes I was watching Hodor do the exact same routine. #Strictly

Something quite funny about having the hosts and judges all in black, presumably for Remembrance Day, and then having them walk on to 'Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting'. #Strictly

Oldest selfie on your phone

New TARDIS is quite something.

New additions

"Now that I've had a big tidy up and got the flat all nice, I'm definitely going to start making the effort to do it little and often so it stays like this all the time." - Me about once a month

I definitely misheard them saying that Mary Beard was going to be a panelist on Late and Live. #BBUK #BBLL

How many Dalmatians did Caroline have to skin to make that outfit? #BBUK

Instructions unclear.

Two successive nights at the theatre, two very contrasting shows and yet collectively I think they sum me up quite well. Alexa play 'Scared of the Dark'.

For years the autistic community has successfully maintained the useful (to us) idea that everyone thinks we are all bad liars, and now Cat Burns has come along and RUINED IT ALL. #TheTraitors

This is the future liberals want.

Royal British Legion are getting a bit aggressive in their sales tactics.

Quite an alarming text to receive from your boyfriend.

(What We Do In The Shadows voice) Creepy Peepers

Feed me.