If I ever become a right wing grifter I'm going to go after "feels like" temperatures on weather reports. Woke nonsense. Facts don't care about your feelings. This is so easy no wonder so many people change career to this lol

They should ABSOLUTELY NOT do this secret mission. #TheTraitors

Just once I want a traitor to vote against another traitor and have them survive it and have recriminations in the turret. #TheTraitors

The secret traitor is a big advantage to the faithful. They have all the information but want the other traitors gone. #TheTraitors

The faithful aren't normally so close so early on. Amazing how that happens when there is someone who knows who all the traitors are but is allied against them... #TheTraitors

They really do get close fast on this show don't they. #TheTraitors

I like how they have a new sound effect that means "This person has just said something that makes them look like the secret traitor" #TheTraitors

Jessie is moving up my list. She was in the right place to hear the comment about Ben. She's casting aspersions on Stephen. She's the last person you'd expect. #TheTraitors

There was Ross thinking "Well yesterday was tough but maybe today will be a bit easier..." #TheTraitors

If Harriet was the secret traitor she wouldn't bother to try and convince Rachel that Hugo is a traitor #TheTraitors

They keep on focusing on that Who's Who book, I'd definitely be looking inside just in case #TheTraitors

NIGHT MANager! Fighter of the DAY MANager!

Also what's with the family tree? Are they all secretly related? #TheTraitors

This is a brave move for a show that makes people enjoy feeling smarter than the players because we have perfect information. But I'm into it. #TheTraitors is a brave show and I'm happy that's continuing. Also a lifetime of Mole watching has prepared me for this.

I love #TheTraitors

So, secret traitor thoughts. The producers are going to want this twist to last long into the game, so they'll pick someone smart, who can do it well. They'll probably also pick someone you wouldn't think of as being a typical mastermind. (continued) #TheTraitors

That's a girl's handwriting. #TheTraitors

What if they only put traitors up for murder? #TheTraitors

Do you think they're going to have to set something on fire? #TheTraitors

Blimey, it's gonna be tough doing the mission without having eaten breakfast. #TheTraitors

The secret traitor ought to keep picking the same players for the shortlist as much as possible, to make it hard for the normal traitors to smoke them out. #TheTraitors

We've got a 2 mothers and a gay, 3/3 so far. #TheTraitors

Traitor the audience doesn't know??? #TheTraitors

Everyone enjoying the last 5 minutes of EastEnders? #TheTraitors

On the tube home at 2am last night I was shocked to realise that the group of people next to us were STARTING their night out, and further appalled to learn that one of them was planning to go straight from the club to her work. For a 7am shift. IN LEGOLAND! Thinking of her today.

Happy new year everyone! 🥰

🎶On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...🎶

There were clues.

And it was only after I turned off the big light that I jumpscared myself by realising I had plugged in the animatronic candle-holding Santa, and not my bedside lamp.

Literally the meme

#Wallvent 2025 in a graph, and the harshness of the final few days is there for all to see. Check out that plummet! For context, last year's winning score was £186,096, and nobody ended on £0. This year, the winning score was £96,874, and 16 players ended on £0.

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

It's due to HER I'm made of STEEL, her SCIENCE made this occur So for once I'm GLAD I'm heartless, I'll be HEARTLESS KILLING HER

MERRY CHRISTMAS! It's Day 25 of #Wallvent, and it's finally time to learn exactly what everyone is taking home.

O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree, You're not quite on an island. O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree, You're still attached to dry land.

Praise be Nigella

Pretty sure Santa is about to violate some kind of treaty.

Merry Christmas Eve! It's Day 24 of #Wallvent, and unfortunately there's nothing merry about it as the only gift Santa is sending us today is some NASTY RED BALLS

As ever, if you don't decide, you get slot 4 by default. Don't miss out on the chance to decide your own fate!

Good morning! It's Day 23 of #Wallvent, and it's time for possibly the most important decision you will make all month. In this video I explain all...

Congratulations to @mclemson.bsky.social, rmdbutler, gabrielhawkpot and j_razor101 who have over £150k and therefore cannot be wiped out by the red balls, and are guaranteed to leave with cash no matter what happens!

Good evening! It's the end of Day 22 of #Wallvent, and it's time to find out what you're banking! If you got the question right, this is your last chance to boost your bank. If you got it wrong... sorry. DROP 'EM!

Merry Wallvent everyone

A lot of sinkholes at the moment. Probably not a sign of the end times. As you were.

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

We now have a Christmas ornament commemorating the spot where John Smith heroically saved a mother with a pram from a falling piano using nothing more than a well-thrown cricket ball.

Good morning! It's Day 22 of #Wallvent, and I can reveal that if you travel east from NYC, you arrive in... PORTUGAL! Come back later to see the balls drop! It's the last chance to make money - will anyone bag £150k? Or are you now ending your game with 6 red balls on the bounce?

NOT NOW 73 YARDS LADY! #TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS

#TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS

Went to a community carols event tonight, after a couple of songs they said "Now we're going to start the quiz", at which point I was woken up like a sleeper agent.