Keir Starmer says he's known for 10 years that the left has got it wrong on immigration & wasn't listening to peoples concerns Really? Because 5 years ago he said the left wasn't bold enough in talking up the benefits of migration. He really is the most duplicitous politician in my lifetime

The convent singing How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria:

I think the term is "sugar daddy".

Back from holiday, gonna miss having my own private sauna

At the

My "99% of our coffee is ethically sourced" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

Has anyone ever actually said "I hope this email finds you well"?

There's been a good and necessary effort in the last few days to highlight the positives of autism. I just worry that having to say "We don't want a cure" makes it more difficult to talk about the ways it can be really hard, and the things that could improve our lives in ways that we actually want.

It is Fat Bear Week in Alaska. The popular competition lets anyone vote on which of the animals is most prepared for winter. nyti.ms/3IBbucx

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Illegal Alien Criminals?!

Equal billing on the BBC news homepage! Huge for Trump.

This is the biggest PR disaster for Fergie since she sang the national anthem at that basketball game. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Can't wait for him to issue an urgent addendum to the below clarifying that we SHOULD listen to what Trump says about medicine when it comes to healthcare for trans people.

The Traitors should just do the fizzy rosé thing again. Have some in the drinks bar, everyone makes a joke about it, haha, fizzy rosé, better be careful etc etc. Then whoever drinks it actually turns up dead the next day. IMAGINE.

Are they still taking suggestions for what the permanent name of the Your Party should be? Because I have an idea.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do me do me

To have an alibi?

The polling suggests there will be a giant snake in the middle of the Welsh parliament, why is nobody talking about this?

🥳

Final boss. @actualnames.bsky.social

Joint second! But the real quiz was the friends we made along the way. @gabrielhawkpot.bsky.social @willhowells.org.uk @harryjheath.bsky.social

Did he definitely die or did they just freeze frame and roll the credits in a way that only implies it?

Terrorism charges dropped and everyone saying he's the hotter assassin. Huge week of wins for him. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Well I never thought I'd hear Emily Maitlis say "*notices bulge* OwO what's this?"

I don't remember that bit

Trying not to think too much about the concerning implications of "Juicebaby: More than just juice".

Someone knew what they were doing...

I can't believe that The 1% Club never returned my calls.

I would actually wear that though.

Reached the milestone of my surname in predictive texting

So Taylor Swift is releasing her new album on Mean Girls Day...

You know when you get some big news and the logical side of the brain going "This is objectively good" fights with the emotional side of my brain going "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa changes!!!!!"? Who will win? Stay tuned to find out.

I like it when I'm listening to a podcast and there's an advert for a bank account with a £100k minimum annual deposit. Like very much no but I'm flattered that you think that.

I recently discovered I can now set alarms on my phone using songs from Spotify. In other news, I've had to set alarms to remind myself to use ear drops 4 times a day. I think I found an elegant solution.

The email: "Due to GDPR regulations..." Me, in my head: GuDaul's Prag Race

Am I... good at sports now?

Somebody spoiled today's wordle for me. What a ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩.

You know, I think he managed to overstate it.

Ah yes, the United Kingdom of Pink Ham and Green Vegetable.

They yassified the Halloween tree on the Disney cruise ship

Made the most of the last warm-ish day 😁 @gabrielhawkpot.bsky.social @arossinlondon.bsky.social

Did everyone else's emergency alert look like this...?

Should I stop finding excuses to buy new swimming trunks? Yes. Will I? ...

Yet again, Boris is running out of ideas for naming his kids.

Happy #WorldBeardDay to my sixth form girlfriend.

Anyone else experience a moment of confusion as to where yesterday's strands was going? "Getting into gear" indeed...

Final Destination scriptwriters: