... jfc Taylor.

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

I’ve created Lutherans!

sad news, but good excuse to dig out this Far Side cartoon

Huge day for me tbh

I know we did the same structure for Europa but playing Bodo/Glimt on a Tuesday two weeks after Villarreal and three days after Wolves doesn’t really make me excited for a Champions League match.

Physio has cleared me to start going back to the gym let’s goooooo

Currently midway between a fight of my landlord and upstairs landlord including lines such as “she is utterly vile” and “she has no shame in not caring for the house” It’s probs a bust pipe that could burst. Just would think you’d want that fixed.

The Boring Fund will be open for applications in November. If your small UK charity needs (up to) £200 to cover something boring like insurance or web hosting, take a look. They welcome donations too.

Don't mean to alarm anyone but I'm only doing two quizzes this week

My guy your polling numbers are behind a populist right party that’s threatening members of the public with a change in immigration rules. Left populism is not an issue.

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Fucking love sport.

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Errrr Europe don’t fuck this

We had more mango flavoured beer @jackwjb.bsky.social

Thanks for the TC points Haaland

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

I mean right now yesterday feels like a point gained against our rivals 🤭🤭

I don't understand why you would choose to write about TV if you think that it is self-evidently ridiculous that people might consider the most popular TV shows in the country worthy of academic discussion and serious political analysis:

Ahh my one weakness - Mango sours

I'm a track cyclist now thanks to @samjoshphillips.bsky.social and Josh

Oh I was busy but ENGLAANNDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GRAHAM POTTER TO UNITED

This country would be infinitely better if they made WiFi / Phone Signal work consistently on trains.

Gang its Ryder Cup weekend 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

Another ridiculous bait-and-switch from the government - announce a speech where the PM is set to “take on Reform” but pen Telegraph op-ed conceding that they’re mostly right on the substance first. UK has not had uncontrolled migration. & we cannot tackle xenophobia by blaming immigration policies.

I think IDs are interesting. I probs end up against them because I do worry about the accessibility of them and the ethos of a “Papers Please” country. We are a country that is meant to be policed by consent, but I do think that has died, and we have a lot of vindictive curtains twitching.

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Gang I was SO wrong

So no Rosalia?

Brian and Ben on the new season of Jet Leg. My himbo kings 🥹

It's alarming how many people need to hear this: racism is not the natural and inevitable response to the presence of (the wrong number of) racialised Others. It is a learned response, and as such it is contestable and replaceable. This is anti-racism 101. Entry level stuff.

Still the best pop song of the past 5 years btw music.apple.com/gb/album/you...

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Sadiq is just so good at being an ambassador for London. Every time someone has done something to make me feel unwelcome in this country, he's come right back to make me feel like London is home. And the fact that he still does it despite all the threats to his life is really impressive.

Pink really fucked their Ticket to Ride strategy

One of my favourite parts of London Pride is seeing Sadiq Khan front and centre of the parade. I think it’s one of the greatest parts of this entire city.

Can’t explain it but of course they want to take away one of the only painkillers that’s safe for pregnancy, a condition that causes weird and unusual pains. these people WANT pregnancy to be a punishment and handicap. they want to control.

Tennis

RAPTURE?! youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Completely dangerous and unhinged we have those two people in The White House discussing medicine. I don’t have much else to say, my solidarity with neurodivergent folks to see this nonsense pedalled.

Disco Elysium starter on University Challenge

It’s the most wonderful time of the yearrrr

People say the Grammys don’t make sense but can I introduce you to the Ballon D’Or cause what is this nonsense

Oh shit this is great music.apple.com/gb/album/whe...

Retrospectively removing indefinite leave to remain would be immoral and economically damaging. It would tear families apart. Attacking it as ‘potentially illegal’ is completely beside the point. Argue with the (awful) idea. Don’t try ’well, actually you can’t do that’.

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