Omg

Quite like the new Olivia Rodrigo track but boy oh boy has Dan Nigro found a sound and is sticking with it

The reveal that Adam from Jet Lag does Learned League has saved me

Madonna discourse is fascinating cause like... Its Madonna. She does not have discourse.

I do not care if an asylum seeker is advised to pose as gay to claim asylum, I care more that the system is so horrific that this is an advised way. No human is illegal. Fuck the home office.

Bit mad this

VOTE GREEN

NICOLA COUGHLAN AND AIMEE LOU WOOD DOING SNL UK?!?

Not saying that I am struggling at the moment but I just saw a reel of a cat attempting to DJ Marea (We’ve Lost Dancing) and I started crying

Oh fuck off Leeds

*Premier League Years voice* While Chelsea’s season was exploding like a neutron star It was in Brazil where Chelsea faithful met a Red Wine Supernova

For the avoidance of doubt, following the publication of the explicitly transphobic Scottish Labour manifesto this morning, I will not be campaigning for any Scottish Labour candidates in the upcoming election, and I will not be voting Scottish Labour either. #NoVotesLabourInMay #TransRightsNow

Good news everyone there’s no Ryder Cup this year so this was my only weekend caring about golf until next Masters.

*runs in panting* GLORY MCILROY

Me at Wembley in 1953

I don’t mean to brag but I think I just cooked a steak the best I ever have. Perfectly rare.

No-ry McIlroy

Roberto, thanks for the half-arsed apology and the training videos, but it’s time to go.

WOUT FUCKING VAN AERT

Just been rejected from a Spare Room flat because the private landlord only wants a female 🥴🥴🥴

FUCK. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WSd...

RIDE MATHIEU! RIDE AWAY FROM THE SLOVENIAN FREAK OF NATURE

Nah I’m sorry Bieber headlined Coachella by doing a gay music video night with his own music videos? Jail! Electric Chair!

Good morning gang it’s Paris-Roubaix, a Sincaraz clay final and Masters final day Yay 🥰🥰

Jorja Smith is so stunning and sound so good what a woman

My take is that people don't have money anymore. Jobs that used to make decent money no longer do so. Healthcare and rent are unaffordable. Everything costs way too much.

More like Rory McIlruh-roh

(Sorry I'm still talking about The Pitt) There's a moment in the most recent episode of The Pitt out in the UK on the Tree of Life Synagogue shooting and the aftermath, and the solidarity between Muslim and Jewish communities and its just such a beautiful short scene This show is incredible.

one of the most unambiguously evil acts of my lifetime

Decided to try a preworkout before the gym and I’m so tingly in my workout this is weird

Look we're in the relegation zone its a hollow victory but... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Not to be a terrible stereotype Joel Dommett in a faux leather baseball cap on Taskmaster? Yes.

I find the continued desire to lolcow Kate King one of the grossest and weirdest lows of UK gay culture

Wanky post about how I’m proud of my commitment this year and I’m continuing to see visible development and goals every time I go to the gym.

Gang I've really gotten into Coldplay this week Am I washed and unc?

ANTIPOPE ANTIPOPE ANTIPOPE ANTIPOPE www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-pentag...

Dam him up!

One of my less good music takes is that I find Radiohead slightly tedious That being said the work radio has had Weird Fishes/Arpeggi come on three times today and wheeewwww its so good.

I am sick and tired of innocent men, women and children in battered and beleaguered parts of the world being made to suffer and die in untold, horrific ways so the United States and its vassals can prove a bunch of points which have long lost all meaning.

That was the first goal Harry Kane has ever scored from outside the box in the Champions League.

To the shock of no one, yeah The Pitt might be the best TV show of the past few years? Reckons with post-COVID in an absolutely incredible way, genuinely think Noah Wyle might just be a doctor at this point, some incredible neurodivergent representation.

Pop Base stuns as the biggest politically neutral account on X.

YESSSSSSSS

"Houston, uh, we urgently need to speak to the Pope. No I can't tell you why. The fewer people who know, the better."

Me watching Scrubs: Wow medicine is so cool, doctors are amazing. Me watching The Pitt: Holy fuck humans are insane, what the fuck are we doing, please save me

Be really funny if the Artemis mission passes the other side of the moon and then enters a pocket of space that is in the fourth dimension, thus alerting other creatures to the existence of us and they launch a weapon to reduce us to the second dimension

I have a lot of thoughts on Wireless, most of them negative. I think the main one is a wish to show the same energy to other artists that do measly apologies for awful shit while female artists have to constantly be at their very best to not have bot farms attacking them (eg Zara and Chappell)