I may have sidequested too close to the sun

Short thread on my most-played song of 2025, The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station by CMAT (1/5) www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTWg...

FUCK.

The Substance (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

Love to have my entire working life being real wage stagnation. It’s so great.

Slay the Spire is such a perfect roguelike it’s so hard to look past it for me.

3 pts Ninajiarchi - iPod Touch 2 pts RAYE - Where Is My Husband CMAT - The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station Sudan Archives - DEAD 1 pt Little Simz - Free Tyler, the Creator - Sugar on my Tongue JADE - Before You Break My Heart Bad Bunny - NUEVAYoL Oliva Dean - Nice To Each Other Nourished by Time - 925

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THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE BRAIN OF MUSIC I CAN FINALLY SHARE IT music.apple.com/gb/album/12-...

What if we burn and salt the Earth that Tottenham is founded on? Have we tried that?

Best ever overall score at OQL Individuals lfgggggggggg

Had to teach the gays who David Byrne was while Lazy was playing

Look I like F1 but going out in F1 merch is an ick, why do you have Petronas emblazoned on your jacket

Absolute limbs in my flat catfishing.net #537 - 10/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Yooooo this is sick youtu.be/3sni1ckbBqw?...

It’s timmmeeeeeeee

Booking the day off after the Christmas party for me to go gym, sauna/plunge pool and the theatre was inspired

We have brought the American's onto our train network

Hi I'm Aryna Sabalenka and I'm going on *checks notes* Piers Morgan's show to decry trans athletes in tennis (0!) while sitting next to *checks notes again* Nick Kyrigos I'm supporting women :)

morning

This is the shortlist for the BBC's World Sport Personality of the Year. Once again, they have failed to put Tadej Pogačar 🇸🇮 on the list! How dominant does he have to be? I know they see cycling a valid because G, Cav, Hoy, Pendleton, the Kennys, Wiggins etc have received awards or recognition.

Removed the pride flag so the Slavia Prague fans could take their shirts off and rub up on each other in the away end

Brain of Music tonight and I am both extremely excited and also nervous. I'm in the office just naming the artists of every song played to myself.

Mysterious Skin

The song from the clips on reels/tiktok of John Hamm dancing in the club is annoyingly a banger

A drag queen reading the part of In Search of Lost Time when Proust is explaining involuntary memory while also lipsyncing to Lily Allen But you're not a stranger madeleine...

At a quiz and discovered an entirely new member of the Royal Family

properly nuts that Labour won a huge landslide 18 months ago and they’re already so desperate they’ve running with ‘the Greens want to sell your children heroin’

By my count that's the third Six Point COYS Weekend of 25/26 13/14 September 3-0 West Ham/2-0 Everton 4/5 October 2-1 Leeds/1-0 Brighton 6/7 December 2-0 Brentford/2-1 Villa Hopefully have a few more if the men can keep up their end of the deal...

it’s not surprising that The Rest Is History have approached the murder of five women as a fun whodunnit, but it is still pretty grim

Bring out a safety car it’d be funny

Decision Review System/Drag Reduction System pair in quiz has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

The Turtles wrote “You’re my pride and joy, et cetera” so David Guetta could write “damn you’re a sexy bitch” music.apple.com/gb/album/ele...

In 2007, a guy named Paul Potts won Britain's Got Talent, one of the many Susan Boyle-types on reality TV with an inspirational story. In 2013, they turned his life into a film. The guy they got to play him was a British TV star, looking to make the jump to movies, named James Corden.

Can I log the waitrose advert with Keira Knightley and Joe Wilkinson now on my letterboxd?

With Lux and Knives Out, Catholicism is having a real comeback

A win and a clean sheet at HOME?! Spurs you flatten me

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEENNN

THE BARCLAYS

Municipal Mejillomes M M Flip it around Wolverhampton Wanderers

I say it every time but whoever invented Bulgarian Split Squats is in the seventh circle of hell

Delighted to report The Might Nein is as good as Vox Machina.