Simon Alvey
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Still too middle class for punk, will this be the social platform that fills the screaming void?
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Tudor leaves Tottenham after 44 days, famously Brian Clough left Leeds after 44 days, which other legendary manager left Leeds -also after 44 days?
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore
about 19 hours ago
sadiq khan has beaten nick timothy, nigel farage, robert jenrick and matt goodwin to posting anything at all about the beginning of Holy Week today
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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about 19 hours ago
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*Bashing clipboard* Donk, donk, donk
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Went to see a concert this evening which genuinely blew me away. In the first half there was the Miserere (one of my favourite pieces of music) and Barber's Adagio for Strings. But the second half was just a piece by Sir James Macmillan which blew me away, listen to Radio 3, 7.30 on Thursday
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Paddington Bear being kept safely behind glass where he won't kill again
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I want to get to precisely this level of celebrity
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2 days ago
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However because Rod Serling told fairy tales (complimentary) the bad guy typically got his ironic punishment - sadly Trump is a worthless piece of shit who gotten everything his ever wanted
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3 days ago
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Finally got round to reading
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
's account of her sensory overloads - which both sounds exhausting and is more evidence of how people have to do groundwork to fit into a world not designed for them
open.substack.com/pub/nothingb...
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Bad Wiring: A Non-Exhaustive Catalogue of Sensory Malfunctions
It’s giving AuDHD
https://open.substack.com/pub/nothingbutawordbag/p/bad-wiring-a-non-exhaustive-catalogue?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=96c
3 days ago
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Well that answers the question 'is he running in 2028?' pretty clearly
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3 days ago
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A conversation I had recently with
@willcooling.bsky.social
recently what are the things that are only ever mentioned as bad news, for example gilt yields - no discussion of them has ever been to tell us things are going well
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Transphobia is brain worms evidence 9494, today in The Times Janice Turner used the opportunity to pay tribute to Jenni Murray (one of this country's great broadcasters of the past 50 years) to just wang on about trans people
www.thetimes.com/article/0d8a...
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Radio tribute to Jenni Murray rings a bit hollow, Harriet Harman
Grande dame of Labour feminism sat silent for years while women in politics or academia were threatened, vilified and lost their livelihoods
https://www.thetimes.com/article/0d8a1421-6c11-4eca-ab0f-03d9efae6a20?shareToken=86811e8251154a974ca7f673004f5c30
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Guys, I'm increasingly unsure that allowing people aged nearly 80 power over the world's biggest economy and military is a good idea
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I'm biased because I know and like the main pub in question here - but my feeling is that some pubs are clearly family pubs and some aren't, and particularly in London people can choose the sort of pub they want to be in
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘It dictated the whole atmosphere’: why some landlords are banning kids from pubs
Unruly behaviour, safety concerns and lost trade are forcing some landlords to act, but others argue pubs should remain for everyone
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/26/it-dictated-the-whole-atmosphere-why-some-landlords-are-banning-kids-from-pubs?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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We were in Cornwall last week and there were locals schemes for the big attractions, seems plausible you could do something similar in London
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4 days ago
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Fine, but have they done enough Moon ju-jitsu classes?
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God they look like the most evil stag do you've ever seen
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4 days ago
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Been listening to some old episodes of
@gralefrit.bsky.social
's Comfort Blanket and trying to decide what I'd choose and i think it's the episode of Faking It where the cellist becomes a DJ
4 days ago
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Dan Davies
5 days ago
"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".
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John Rain🥇
6 days ago
Every week he gets a new job he isn't very good at. It's very on the nose.
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Travelling back from Cornwall on the train and you have to conclude that the South East of England is the least interesting part of the country, at least aesthetically
10 days ago
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Everything is awful, so I applied for Mastermind again
10 days ago
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Jim Waterson
10 days ago
I'm really, really, really tired I have not known economic growth in my adult life and just when I got a tiny bit of optimism some mad bastard starts a war.
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Or we are just rather a good team in quiz and life
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10 days ago
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No, solved that for you
11 days ago
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I think the assisted dying bill went the right way - I don't trust governments with the power to kill people - but it's worth noting that I'm in a small minority. The last British Social Attitudes survey said that 80% of people in the UK support assisted dying
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Scotland's assisted dying bill rejected after emotional debate
Scotland would have become the first part of the UK to legalise the process had MSPs backed the proposals.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33j3nd1kvko
12 days ago
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open.substack.com/pub/sillylit...
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
going on silly little walks continue to be very good - this one reminded me of Paul Theroux's Kingdom by the Sea
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A silly little trip to…. Deal
One eye on the horizon
https://open.substack.com/pub/sillylittlewalk/p/a-silly-little-trip-to-deal?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=96c
12 days ago
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Today is an exciting day, because by getting a train from St Erth to St Ives I get to prove Flanders and Swann wrong
13 days ago
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Paul Sinha
14 days ago
Timothee Chalamet was justly punished for being ignorant about opera. That's carmen for you.
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One is a cute woolly thing which is a mostly harmless evolutionary cul-de-sac, and the other is an alpaca
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17 days ago
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This is completely correct, and you should scrutinise whether this chamber should exist or not
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17 days ago
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For years now my quiz team has had the good fortune to call this lovely London boozer our home - and this article nails why I feel so affectionate towards it
www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/3/...
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The Generation Game — How Clerkenwell’s Sutton Arms Became the Quintessential London Pub — Pellicle
The door at the Sutton Arms swings open and six Americans come bounding in like cocker spaniels just off the leash. After securing a table in the corner, they send emissaries to the bar. Lunchtime foo...
https://www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/3/9/the-generation-game-how-clerkenwells-sutton-arms-became-the-quintessential-london-pub?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAb21jcAQenU5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA81NjcwNjczNDMzNTI0MjcAAafO-dGYxSENL2dvVQ8ala2slWWDWtNIBQ3WKlejFto07tzTCwnJ6Ug7KWPUtw_aem_bN3v9oK0fwIUFM0-0xAYaA
19 days ago
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I have come to expect this sort of nonsense from the Tories but to see it from the Lib Dems is disappointing (although maybe it is Jo Swinson's squirrel murdering coming through again)
19 days ago
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~daniel_barker~
19 days ago
Compromise: keep Churchill on the notes but it's the dog version from the advert
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"Ah this is some new meaning of the word safe I wasn't previously aware of" I use this, substituting safe for other words, all the time
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19 days ago
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Richard III in the summer of 1485
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I was listening to the superb Decemberists album Picaresque on my commute this morning (an aging hipster,me?) and reflecting on their song 16 Military Wives, which hides its anger at the Iraq war with wit. Something that American liberals have lost the ability to do
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I see his boss has told him what to do next
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20 days ago
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I regret booking a supermarket delivery between 9 and 10
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Strong sense that I'm not going to have a foreign holiday this year...
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doom boy
21 days ago
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
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Marie Le Conte
22 days ago
want to follow the news but can't bear thinking about ordinary Iranians, who've been stuck under such an oppressive regime for so long, who maybe got a flicker of hope, briefly, a few months ago, then watched in horror as their friends and relatives got killed by the state, and now this, unspeakable
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There's the very exciting game between Chelsea and Wrexham but the true spirit of English football is the Saudi Vs Abu Dhabi state-off happening on Tyneside
22 days ago
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No one is going to mourn Ian Huntley, as no one mourned Ian Watkins - but that he was murdered in his cell is damning for the state of prison security
23 days ago
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open.substack.com/pub/sillylit...
There's almost nothing I enjoy more than really good writing about somewhere I love, so this really good piece by
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
about possibly my favourite place in London is absolutely perfect
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I go on a silly little walk to… Wanstead Flats
On new sun and old shadows
https://open.substack.com/pub/sillylittlewalk/p/i-go-on-a-silly-little-walk-to-wanstead?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=96c
24 days ago
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I am reading a book on the hunger strikers in Northern Ireland in 1981, and it is one of those topics where I become less certain what I think with almost every page
24 days ago
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My hope for the headline the six wins of Igor Tudor is looking less likely I'll be honest
24 days ago
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Someone I haven't seen for a while but who was vitally important to introducing me to the world of quiz, and is widely loved throughout that world has died seemingly quite unexpectedly and gosh there's a lot of sad and strange emotions flowing through me
25 days ago
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I think the vital context for this war is that both Trump and Netanyahu know they'll be either dead or in prison in 5 years time
26 days ago
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