This isn’t a funny post or anything but I wanted to show a collage of my comedy graphic design/illustration portfolio from the past 6-12 months. The twist is that I have no graphic design or illustration training and I am 100% winging it but am having a lovely time in the process 😎.

Life is good again.

What your image-arrangement/text-wrapping preference says about you, a series,,,

Just spotted my fifth grey hair. It’s not looking good guys 😔.

I hate Starbucks. There's just something so painfully awkward about having to give them your name, and your surname, and your address, and your national insurance number, and your sort code, and your Netflix password, and your second toe. I'd rather avoid the hassle and just go to Costa.

Northern grandparents: It's getting hot in here, so leave on all your clothes,,, and strategically remove one item at a time otherwise you'll not feel the benefit.

I did my first ever 20min set at the stand last night :D

POV you found 2 really cool young trendy comedians in a cupboard.

Every couple of years I remember that dust mites exist and it ruins my entire month.

💪 WORKING IT OUT 💪 A double split bill Edinburgh preview (WIP) show featuring: John Hart Sean Barnham Nat Young +Pamela Tracey Would love to see any north east pals there! :D

Does anyone have recommendations for comedy specials (preferably on youtube)?

Another show you should absolutely go see 🫡 this was a pleasure to make🦖 🚲 🫀

This was so much fun to work on, you should all go to see Friz’s show!!!!

hello here is a painfully 2017-style meme from 2017 to share some info 🫡

The iridescence of sliced beef has been weighing heavily on my mind lately.

“Are you alright with needles?” I hesitated because this was an asthma review. “You don’t need an injection or anything, it’s just that I was bitten by a radioactive hedgehog and need to get a picture of how this will affect my patient interactions going forward.”

🍓TISM/COHERENT🍓 We will be doing a cross over show with @thedailytism.com next Sunday. Joined by Coherent favourite’s @natyougn.bsky.social and @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social with the incredible @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social headlining. The show will be for Daily Tism patreons, details below 👇

I just dreamt that I bought greggs and turned all their stores into anti-cookie shops. Basically shops that only sell anti-cookies (big circles of chocolate with little bits of biscuit). The nation was furious. They chased me with horses, demanding I bring back steak bakes and pizza squares.

It was late so I decided to hit the hay and accidentally found the needle in it. I now need a tetanus shot.

I saw Tim Key tonight and he was absolutely brilliant. I know this isn’t news to anyone but I genuinely have never felt so inspired to write after a show before. 10/10, very disappointed that I can’t immediately watch it again.

I like to think that the existence of the wood pigeon suggests the coexistence of the fire pigeon, the earth pigeon, the air pigeon, the water pigeon, and the metal pigeon. I’d also like to propose the idea of a heavy metal pigeon but I understand that this may be a bit of a stretch.

I don’t want to burst your bubbles or anything,, but I just don’t think your screen protector installation business is feasible.

There’s always one at the bottom of a bag of mini eggs that still has the feathers attached.

I am offering my photography services to you all. I specialise in birds-eye-view photography. I don’t use traditional lenses, all my photos are taken down the barrel of a hollowed out fish cake.

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2026 Hello 👋 I will be fringing this year (!) and bringing a split bill show with my pal Sean Barnham ! It’s going to be a lot of fun and you should probably definitely come along I’d say. Here is a square of information and a blurb for you to gaze upon.

Well, this is a tad bit bigger than the pub basements I’m used to.

Can't believe Hamnet has won this many awards considering the typo. #baftas

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: huge fan of purple.

I was on an absolute joke-writing-roll last night. Just one banger after another. But then I woke up to discover that it was all a dream and none of them abide by the laws of the waking world. Truly devastating.

It makes sense that Labour is a group of moles, because I do think I could be persuaded to whack them on the head with a mallet for less than £1 if given the opportunity.

Here are some places I’ll be and if you’re in those places and would like to be in the same place that I am also in you could do that if u want. Yeah.

Is being in a river as a duck the same as being on a travellator as a person?

I just won the north east new act of the year award! And yes I’m absolutely only posting about this because this is the tallest I’ve ever looked in a photo.

Dear all comedians who write notes on their hands, If you ask to borrow a pen from me, please don’t proceed to clog up the silky smooth ball-point of my sexy (£1.80) ultrafine uniball pen with your skin oils and debris. The lack of respectable penmanship etiquette is truly abysmal these days. Smh.

I’d love to go on a road trip where I’d visit all the locations that cheeses are named after. I think I’d be most excited for Leicester, Wensleydale, and my favourite region,, Dairylea Triangle. I’ve heard that ships and planes often disappear under mysterious circumstances in Dairylea Triangle.

I think one of the worst things about getting older is that there's less work to do on paper and more work to do on the computer which (as someone with very poor object permanence) is pretty miserable because my motivation completely vanishes when my task is hidden behind 10 other open tabs.

I just woke up from a dream in which I was a journalist hired by Kris Jenner to write a piece about her facelift. The research involved a 4 hour interview with a capuchin monkey in a suit (he was the surgeon). Long story short, I asked too many insightful questions so he bit me and gave me rabies.

Old man from audience: I think you were too highbrow for this lot (football club audience) but me and my pal are academics and we loved it. He’s a doctor and I’m an undertaker. Can I get this framed?

Sorry but this was worth more than two likes 😔 (Sincerely, someone who just returned from being the only female comic at a gig).

Female stand-up comedian who is also a dyslexic cat: yeah it’s hard being the only feline on a maleup. But that’s the world we live in I guess.

Can someone please confirm what this big glowing orb is? Is it meant to be there?

Where’s my phone? -Mitski (Must stop using 2am doodling as a coping mechanism 😔)

I’m absolutely unhinged.

The brain has been at an all time low lately. So obviously I’ve spent my evening watching all the shrek movies back to back- as was prescribed to hysterical women in olden times. It’s a trial and error treatment process involving shrek 1,2,3, and 4, and then (ultimately) a lobotomy.

🍓TOMORROW NIGHT🍓 Boom, this is a brilliant line-up full of wonderful people (see also: funny) Ignore the fact that Chris will be there and get tickets below 👇 #CoherentComedy

It’s been a long, emotional journey to get to this point. After a lifetime of dreaming about this wonderfully monumental moment,, I’m finally the proud owner of a pegboard.

Hello. If you’re doing a show or a fringe run or anything that needs a poster/illustrations this year, I might be your guy. Pay as you feel, or not at all, I truly do not mind. I’m trying to expand my portfolio so you’d also be doing me a favour 🫡

I don’t know who this Et Al guy is but he sure gets around. I can only dream of one day being as well-read and proficient as him.

Procrastinated so hard I started wandering around the house looking for pencils to sharpen.