Top 5 movie genres are: - Big monster do smashing - Suddenly breaking into random song - Space pew pew pew - Quirkily detached / probable onscreen representation of neurodivergence - Yay, puppets!

Oh, just FYI, if your profile is all about how you’re able to help by using AI to create art/entertainment and you decide to follow me, you’re getting instantly blocked as, ethics aside*, that’s pretty insulting I made my stuff (credit/blame as applicable) *and I’m not leaving them aside

Me at 6:- "I wanna grow up to be a dinosaur" Me at 49:-

I recommend buying this book because it's got me in it!

Tonight!

#ACMS 📆 Tonight! 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Cats are weird little buggers. My two, who get skittish when the doorbell goes and not-us people come into the house, slept blissfully through actual explosions going off outside last night

Delighted to be back - “AND MORE” includes a bit of me! (Doing something new which I have a) bought a costume for and b) not yet finished writing - noble failure at the ready…)

Come along and hear me playing sound files from the back of the room...live!

What's got two thumbs and is going to be at Leicester Comedy Festival? This guy (This works a lot better when you can see me pointing at myself with my thumbs) events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/nick-...

Tomorrow! Comedy! Monday! Start your week the right way www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

Out of office = set to on. Fucks given = set to off. Aaaaaaand relax.

“Just release without testing”

Look, you’ve made him do a drawing now. Just buy a ticket already… www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

Oh good grief, it’s a theme. For the love of all that is good, buy a ticket and make him stop www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

You can still get tickets. Go and buy them or I’ll keep doing promo. Seems like a fair deal to me. No one likes ads. Help me to help you. www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

Don't miss Buddy Nutzack's set in Riyadh. youtu.be/lRXn-g1s4T8

Oh hello - please consider coming along to this. It has several of me in it… www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

This is tomorrow and it's going to be ridiculously good. You should be there. And the good news is: you can! Acquire your shiny golden ticket here: www.jokepit.com/e/41710 @markthomasinfo.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social @kuanwen.bsky.social @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social

Me! Doing a show! Of funny stuff! In different outfits! Get ticket! Come along! Full sentences in show! www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

A lovely time from the comfort of your own home! Get yourself a ticket

Can’t believe it’s been 26 years since we lost the moon and all those brave souls on Moonbase Alpha. I miss tides

Huh. It turns out as of yesterday that I’ve done a comedy 500 times. Sure, ultimately a meaningless milestone but who doesn’t love a good stat?

OK, favour time - did a competition yesterday and the audience didn’t vote me through but you can… Please go to the vid and vote for me in the poll (linked in description) as whoever gets the most votes could get a wildcard place in the semi finals. Bit of fun, innit? youtu.be/shMTTXhxY2A

Lovely things about the Edinburgh Fringe - getting to meet people in person that you’ve only “met” online (online comedy folks is, after all, how this all started for me)

"Don't buy hairgel"

Legally, all I am allowed to drink now for the rest of August (I was gonna call it Fringe Juice but I do not like that)

No, you're looking at all your comedy pals who are already posting from Edinburgh and wishing you'd just booked another two days off work...

If you're not already, now would be an excellent time to subscribe to my YouTube channel as there will be new stuff (and/or things) on the way in the soon-to-be... www.youtube.com/@thatbaldyfe...

First impressions are very important. Why not introduce yourself with any of the following… Wedge Hampers Ken Lamprey Debbie Sacred Pablo St Mountaineer Zoe Marauder Dr Alan Tactic Bobby Whoopee The Big 7 Lord Aubrey Restless

Is it Edinburgh yet? How about now? OK, how about now? *checks watch* When's Saturday? *stares listlessly at work emails*

Edinburgh Fringe! It’s got some me inside it! Also panel show fun times goodness! Be there or be geographically incapable of easily getting to it!

Most mornings, I wake up with a song in my head but only one or two lines of it looping round endlessly. It’s very much like this

Hello. I’m a hacker in a film or television series. I use two keyboards simultaneously for no discernible benefit.

They have absolutely nailed their Kenneth Williams impressions

I’ve just verified my age by singing the theme tune to The Littlest Hobo

Final date of the season and return date still TBC so get yourself along!

I'm hosting this absolutely lovely time tomorrow night so why not come along to the Angelic and have yourself some laughs? (We also have aircon)

Hey, guess what? This is next Tuesday and it’s full of funny people. Don’t end up saying, “Oh, I should’ve gone to that…” @lesliegold.bsky.social

So Odd So Funny is back for another sneaky extra takeover night. Come along next Tuesday and see these fine funny people doing their thing! www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

Tuesday. Epic line-up. Mega laughs all but guaranteed. Tickets less than the price of most London pints. Beat that. 🎟️ tinyurl.com/sofunnytues @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social @markthomasinfo.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social

Hey, I've got one of them there YouTubes that all the kids have these days. (Or is that a TikTok?) Anyway, I reckon you should subscribe to it. You'll like it. It's nice. (I think this a marketing?) www.youtube.com/@thatbaldyfe...

Ooooh, nasty

This is incredible

Oh, I get it - we're finished as a species

Very much tomorrow night

Can’t believe we’re already nearly a month into the new tax year. Goes by so fast.

If they’re taking applications for Pope, I’m willing to bring my own frock and pointy hat if that helps

This Tues!

Back once again with the Zoom behaviour! Going back to my roots for a gig where you don’t have to leave your house / clean off the lunch stains / wear trousers. Get yourself a ticket!