I’m just going outside…

Marrow Bishop Doctor Nemesis Omega Sentinel and, of course, Old Man Logan Yep, story checks out

Ah damn, I’ve been called up for PM duty. Now I’ve got to come up with three right wing policies to beat the right wingers to it by Wednesday…

MySpace. Customisable page (although some people's were unviewable), started blogging through it, made online friends who became IRL friends for the first time and even went on dates as a result of being on there. Felt genuinely social.

Not going to Edinburgh Fringe? Then this might be your last chance to catch it Get on it!

Trying to resist the urge as a long, long term Who fan to say, “It’s OK, just wait 16 years and it’ll be back…” (Might finally have time to complete that full rewatch from 1963 to date that I started about 5 years ago)

Come see this next Sunday. It’ll be fun and it’s currently your last chance before Edinburgh… queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/nick-k...

Terrible news. Heartwarming to learn through stories shared by friends that he was a kind and supportive person throughout his life

Come see me (and me and me and me and me) doing this for the last time pre-Edinburgh. Not going to Edinburgh? Better get to this then! You know it makes sense* queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/nick-k... *making sense not guaranteed

Just realised the Good Place very accurately depicted how AI actually works…

Click link, buy tickets, see show, have fun www.brightonfringe.org/events/nick-...

Depressing times as the solidifying of Petty Little Bigot Island continues Trans people are not the problem. Underfunded public services, climate change, the rise of fascism and war are things to worry about You shouldn’t give a shit about who’s having a shit

Books Read 2026 Nos. 20-26 Still only really seem to have the brain power for short books at the mo (and a re-read) Doesn’t help that I’m still trying to bring back rescues from all those book shelters they have all over the place as well. I will rehome them all…

Come to Brighton Fringe this weekend, please and thank you www.brightonfringe.org/events/nick-...

I still occasionally feel sad about the all the new Jim Henson things that we never got. 36 years ago today

Finally, the definition we’ve been waiting for

Got sent this by a friend and my reaction to the TBR pile in the picture was "pffft, amateur hour". I will be referring myself as a tsundokist now though rather than "problem bibliomaniac"

Behold Plumbert, the many-angled one, who exists outside of the normal realms of time and space, drives those mad who they gaze upon its eldritch visage and can be summoned with a greengage

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: The Muppet Show Doctor Who Red Dwarf Succession Babylon 5 Monty Python Simpsons (up to about season 9) Parks And Recreation The Tick (2001) Police Squad Star Trek: The Next Generation Spaced Blackadder Twin Peaks The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer

Don’t miss our FREE live standup show & 2nd birthday party in collab with @coherentcomedy.bsky.social & featuring @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social @natyougn.bsky.social & with @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social Zoom link & all the info here! Kloveyoubyeeee

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.” Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Books Read 2026 Nos. 1-19 Moving this over here from IG. Struggled to get reading this year so a lot of short / kids books to try and get the brain going (also kids books may slightly be due to Eleanor & Alasdair Read That)

🍓TISM/COHERENT🍓 We will be doing a cross over show with @thedailytism.com next Sunday. Joined by Coherent favourite’s @natyougn.bsky.social and @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social with the incredible @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social headlining. The show will be for Daily Tism patreons, details below 👇

Film Is Fabulous are doing really incredible work in recovering lost shows from collections which may otherwise have ended up being disposed of. Hats off to them

Brontosaurus! @brainmage.bsky.social @theacms.bsky.social

Hey, why not come to that there Elephant & Castle tomorrow afternoon and watch this? It’s better than <insert something else that’s on tomorrow, remember to replace this bit> queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/nick-k...

I am squarely in the middle of the Venn diagram of "cats" and "Twin Peaks"

And lo, the Big Yellow Orb did bring forth the tribe known as Shirtless Man and the people did say, "tsk" (but in their heads because they're English)

Busy on Sunday? The correct answer is, "Yes, because I'm coming to your show (and 101 Rules For A Better World afterwards)" queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/nick-k...

Just some simple facts about my home town youtube.com/shorts/5lH3o...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *breathes in* -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!! 12-13 year old me would be delighted that the number of missing eps has reduced by 20 - 20! - since his day... www.bbc.com/news/article...

Little known fact that David Lynch once attempted to reboot a children’s TV classic…

Tonight’s viewing in tribute “I just wanted to say that, over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met” RIP Rob Grant

Fair enough

“Who’s the lady with the log?” “We call her the Log Lady” Perfect screenwriting, no notes

Has anyone done the sweating joke yet? Ah, OK, just checking

Exactly, a ridiculous stance - my grandfather, called Jack by everyone his entire life, turned out to have been named Wilfred according to his birth certificate...

Had a lovely time doing my show in a lovely theatre to lovely people. Lovely.

Even more Nickhead for '26... linktr.ee/thatbaldyfella

In very much related news, I am doing this on Saturday. Please join the couple of people who have already bought a ticket... app.lineupnow.com/event/rosebu...

Hit me Paul Shane one more time

New podcast (from a talented young producer / editor)… shows.acast.com/101-rules-fo...

I'm actively taking part in Blue Monday By which I mean that I'm walking around in the nude

HELLO! I'm just hear to tell you there's a lovely new sketch with me and @damanbamrah.bsky.social right here: www.youtube.com/shorts/lonT0...

"How's the map coming along?" "Needs more Warrington"

I’m doing a lot of this in ‘26. Come and see one of them linktr.ee/thatbaldyfella

Well done on doing a 2025, everyone. Let’s give it some 2026 this time

2025’s basically out the door. Come on in, 2026…

Produced/recorded over 60 podcast eps (co-hosted half of them); 4 star reviews at Fringe for panel shows; live storytelling & musical improv for 1st time; singing Rocky Horror(!)-2nd time; poem published; 2 hrs as a puppet judge; fewer spots but more paid. Also, full time job all year. Bit tired now

The brains of me and my brother often work in the same way. We once again bought each other the same present at Christmas (tickets to the One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest play). On different days, mind Most impressive was the year we bought each other tickets to a Daniel Kitson gig for the same date