Eggbox returns in May! Big plans currently afoot for Eggbox, and we've got some great stuff programmed for this one already, so get booking! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox

#ACMS 📆 Monday 9th March 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/692738 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with @ashleyhaden.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

🎤come do funny www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-wo...

People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Radical Opinion On Spanking.

Hope everyone's excited for their WIPs!!!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 9th March 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/692738 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with @ashleyhaden.bsky.social, Cerys Bradley, @joznorris.bsky.social, Ted Hill, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Tonight's shenanigans!

#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 from wegottickets.com/event/689042/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door 😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social, with @adelecliff.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @athenakugblenu.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Jones - the greatest of all screen cats

centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable

Because of some plot*, @turlygod.bsky.social can no longer host Monday's show. Happily, because of extreme valiance, Board Member @tombellforever.bsky.social** is going to helm proceedings for us. * accidentally booking a holiday for NEXT WEEK ** you remember, he saved #ACMS Hallmark Christmas!

Tonight! The Bill Murray! dice.fm/event/yogd9p...

MUCH EXCELLENCE heading to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social - events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/ - soon, go see e.g. @samnicoresti.bsky.social, @marcellucont.bsky.social, @robauton.bsky.social, @willduggan.bsky.social, @nerineskinner.bsky.social, @robkemp.bsky.social, @adelecliff.bsky.social, AND MORE

#ACMS 📆 Monday 9th February 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/689042/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @adelecliff.bsky.social, @athenakugblenu.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

MUCH EXCELLENCE heading to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social - www.comedy-festival.co.uk/festival-eve... - at the start of February, go see e.g @katiepritchards.bsky.social, @maxfulham.bsky.social, Olga Koch, @robkemp.bsky.social, Tony Law, Ahir Shah, @jinhaoli.bsky.social, @herring1967.bsky.social...

Looking at the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social listings, once again awestruck at Phil Ellis' perfect embodiment of the number 4. events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/phil-...

this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

Leicester Comedy Festival starts soon. Say, why not get tickets www.comedy-festival.co.uk/festival-eve... for e.g. @drucripps.bsky.social, @adelecliff.bsky.social, @frizfrizzle.bsky.social, @robbotron.bsky.social, @rialina.com, Sophie Duker, @aniamagliano.bsky.social, @vanderlaugh.bsky.social...

Permitted!

This is an important resource you all need in your lives.

Come to #ACMS on Monday February 9th: wegottickets.com/event/689042/ 🐸✨

AHOY-HOY! We have updated our list of free comedy specials on YouTube noblefailure.org/specials to include newness from @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social, Catherine Bohart and Rosie Jones, alongside @abigoliah.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social...

#ACMS 📆 Monday 9th February 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5+ online from wegottickets.com/event/689042/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @adelecliff.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @jazmattu.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Tonight @theacms.bsky.social I'm talking for the first time about the Labubu of the 1905 London theatre scene - a creature that emerged from the imagination of a West End musical comedy performer and into a commercial phenomenon. Been researching this for pleasure for months & am excited to share!

Tonight's acts... In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social. In emoji form: 😻 And in tiny square photos...

#ACMS 📆 Tonight! 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman 🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Join us on Monday! 'Hugh Jackman' will be co-hosting with @turlygod.bsky.social! This is what the people want! And will pay £9-£12 for! YESSSSS!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Beattie Edmondson, Jake Baker, @joznorris.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

This is exciting, Grace is booked in for the first #ACMS of the New Year and we've never had a mighty oak on the bill before. (Just logs. Obvs.)

Updated our list of free YouTube comedy specials noblefailure.org/specials to include newness & goodness from David Hoare and @abigoliah.bsky.social Schamaun, as well as all these excellent folk, #ACMS veterans all.

Come see us* in January wegottickets.com/event/685242/! Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table! Have an excellent rest of December! Have a nice time! HAVE A NICE TIME! * Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc

Ignore your family and appease the capitalist overlords the yuletide and get my book for 99p on Kindle 25th Dec-5th Jan.

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas youtube.com/shorts/-GDWY...

Tomorrow! Camden Comedy Club! Long Live The New Holidays. Featuring @joznorris.bsky.social @barrstard.bsky.social @jainedwards.bsky.social @alexfranklinhallo.bsky.social @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social @andyfieldhello.bsky.social + many more! Tickets - tinyurl.com/4tk6xh5c

This is really sad. Robin is one of the most intelligent and caring people I know. But, just like him, he’s standing up while so many other people are bowing down.

From a sweaty-shoe-wary act asking if "foot condoms" are a thing, to multiple members of the audience calling out "SOCKS!" to this, WHAT A YEAR.

You simply must get tickets to the event of the season tinyurl.com/mry939r3

Re-entering that time of year when men would routinely explain ethical non-monogamy to me while snorting coke off an iPhone 5 good god.

Thrilled to be launching this absolute bollocks as part of the @pleasance.co.uk's work-in-progress season 2026! Come see it for the first time! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/joz-no...

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12 January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Chaucer! Manchester! This is now tonight!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, Jake Baker, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Tonight! Tickets onsale online till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 1st December 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/682752/ 😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social (with @turlygod.bsky.social too, Swindon permitting), plus @jonathanoldfield.bsky.social, @vixleyton.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

London SOLD OUT, so you'll have to go in Brighton, Bristol, Manchester or Edinburgh

PRIME CONTENT!

@turlygod.bsky.social Heheh.

Among the many reasons to go see The Running Man (2025) - Edgar Wright, doing Stephen King! exuberantly! - there's also that the supporting cast would make for an excellent gig line-up. Ada Player! Bebe Cave! Cat Cohen! Emma Sidi! Rich Hall! Russell Hicks! YES TO THIS.