#ACMS 📆 Monday 9th February 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5+ online from wegottickets.com/event/689042/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @adelecliff.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @jazmattu.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Tonight @theacms.bsky.social I'm talking for the first time about the Labubu of the 1905 London theatre scene - a creature that emerged from the imagination of a West End musical comedy performer and into a commercial phenomenon. Been researching this for pleasure for months & am excited to share!

Tonight's acts... In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social. In emoji form: 😻 And in tiny square photos...

#ACMS 📆 Tonight! 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman 🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Join us on Monday! 'Hugh Jackman' will be co-hosting with @turlygod.bsky.social! This is what the people want! And will pay £9-£12 for! YESSSSS!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Beattie Edmondson, Jake Baker, @joznorris.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

This is exciting, Grace is booked in for the first #ACMS of the New Year and we've never had a mighty oak on the bill before. (Just logs. Obvs.)

Updated our list of free YouTube comedy specials noblefailure.org/specials to include newness & goodness from David Hoare and @abigoliah.bsky.social Schamaun, as well as all these excellent folk, #ACMS veterans all.

Come see us* in January wegottickets.com/event/685242/! Bring any unwanted Christmas presents for the swaps table! Have an excellent rest of December! Have a nice time! HAVE A NICE TIME! * Inc. @turlygod.bsky.social, @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, etc

Ignore your family and appease the capitalist overlords the yuletide and get my book for 99p on Kindle 25th Dec-5th Jan.

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas youtube.com/shorts/-GDWY...

Tomorrow! Camden Comedy Club! Long Live The New Holidays. Featuring @joznorris.bsky.social @barrstard.bsky.social @jainedwards.bsky.social @alexfranklinhallo.bsky.social @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social @andyfieldhello.bsky.social + many more! Tickets - tinyurl.com/4tk6xh5c

This is really sad. Robin is one of the most intelligent and caring people I know. But, just like him, he’s standing up while so many other people are bowing down.

From a sweaty-shoe-wary act asking if "foot condoms" are a thing, to multiple members of the audience calling out "SOCKS!" to this, WHAT A YEAR.

You simply must get tickets to the event of the season tinyurl.com/mry939r3

Re-entering that time of year when men would routinely explain ethical non-monogamy to me while snorting coke off an iPhone 5 good god.

Thrilled to be launching this absolute bollocks as part of the @pleasance.co.uk's work-in-progress season 2026! Come see it for the first time! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/joz-no...

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12 January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

Chaucer! Manchester! This is now tonight!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ buy online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, Jake Baker, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Tonight! Tickets onsale online till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 1st December 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/682752/ 😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social (with @turlygod.bsky.social too, Swindon permitting), plus @jonathanoldfield.bsky.social, @vixleyton.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

London SOLD OUT, so you'll have to go in Brighton, Bristol, Manchester or Edinburgh

PRIME CONTENT!

@turlygod.bsky.social Heheh.

Among the many reasons to go see The Running Man (2025) - Edgar Wright, doing Stephen King! exuberantly! - there's also that the supporting cast would make for an excellent gig line-up. Ada Player! Bebe Cave! Cat Cohen! Emma Sidi! Rich Hall! Russell Hicks! YES TO THIS.

I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this

#ACMS 📆 Monday 1st December 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£13 online from wegottickets.com/event/682752/ 😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social (and maybe turlygod.bsky.social too), with @abigoliah.bsky.social, @alwinsol.bsky.social, @vixleyton.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 Tonight! 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday

#ACMS 📆 Monday 10th November 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Delighted to be back - “AND MORE” includes a bit of me! (Doing something new which I have a) bought a costume for and b) not yet finished writing - noble failure at the ready…)

#ACMS 📆 Monday 10th November 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @toxicshamesquadron.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @danleesplease.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Just two of the book tickets left now...

Come to #ACMS on October 13th! With these options of advance tickets wegottickets.com/event/675912: £10 - general admission £12 - you also get a second-hand copy of a book by a former ACMS Board Member, ooh £13 - the Opposite Of Hallowe'en will happen to you (@turlygod.bsky.social is a-scheming)

We’re here on October 13, peddling some new stuff (possibly guff). Yes!!!

Oh hey @tombellforever.bsky.social...

Did you know we have a list of comics' full length YouTube specials on our website? noblefailure.org/specials An audient suggest we make this into a YouTube playlist. So, Julia, this - 90+ hours long! - is for you. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Updating our list of ACMS veterans with specials on YouTube. Just discovered that Reuben Solo has put up his 2023 show Feedback Loop... Both forwards youtu.be/nnJTkwEnLik?..., as is standard for anyone who isn't Merlin, AND a version that's backwards and mirrored youtu.be/XRaejeOEgNI?.... 🏆

Prime numbers are Permitted Heckles. Having one recited towards the stage in Russian was a first for us. But then, it DID come from the Politburo.

Reply guy behaviour. (filmed at and by the lovely @theacms.bsky.social)

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th October 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, The Awkward Silence (@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social), @charlievmartin.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th October 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £7+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with Ben Target, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, David Hoare, Jess Glez, Katie Hand, Levi Meltzer, Nathalie Fenwick, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

I really enjoyed seeing @turlygod.bsky.social seethe with every additional emoji sticker.

One of the best ideas we've had for a while involved stick-on moustaches for the Politburo. Bwahaha.

As always, my fears were totally unfounded and this was absolutely delightful. What a lovely night. More of this, please. Just generally.

Et al as old as time

Look, ma! I'm an "and more"!