Among the many reasons to go see The Running Man (2025) - Edgar Wright, doing Stephen King! exuberantly! - there's also that the supporting cast would make for an excellent gig line-up. Ada Player! Bebe Cave! Cat Cohen! Emma Sidi! Rich Hall! Russell Hicks! YES TO THIS.

I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this

#ACMS 📆 Monday 1st December 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£13 online from wegottickets.com/event/682752/ 😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social (and maybe turlygod.bsky.social too), with @abigoliah.bsky.social, @alwinsol.bsky.social, @vixleyton.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 Tonight! 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday

#ACMS 📆 Monday 10th November 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Delighted to be back - “AND MORE” includes a bit of me! (Doing something new which I have a) bought a costume for and b) not yet finished writing - noble failure at the ready…)

#ACMS 📆 Monday 10th November 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £5-£10 online from wegottickets.com/event/679644/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, @toxicshamesquadron.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social, @wifiwars.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @danleesplease.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Just two of the book tickets left now...

Come to #ACMS on October 13th! With these options of advance tickets wegottickets.com/event/675912: £10 - general admission £12 - you also get a second-hand copy of a book by a former ACMS Board Member, ooh £13 - the Opposite Of Hallowe'en will happen to you (@turlygod.bsky.social is a-scheming)

We’re here on October 13, peddling some new stuff (possibly guff). Yes!!!

Oh hey @tombellforever.bsky.social...

Did you know we have a list of comics' full length YouTube specials on our website? noblefailure.org/specials An audient suggest we make this into a YouTube playlist. So, Julia, this - 90+ hours long! - is for you. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Updating our list of ACMS veterans with specials on YouTube. Just discovered that Reuben Solo has put up his 2023 show Feedback Loop... Both forwards youtu.be/nnJTkwEnLik?..., as is standard for anyone who isn't Merlin, AND a version that's backwards and mirrored youtu.be/XRaejeOEgNI?.... 🏆

Prime numbers are Permitted Heckles. Having one recited towards the stage in Russian was a first for us. But then, it DID come from the Politburo.

Reply guy behaviour. (filmed at and by the lovely @theacms.bsky.social)

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th October 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, The Awkward Silence (@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social), @charlievmartin.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

#ACMS 📆 Monday 13th October 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £7+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with Ben Target, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, David Hoare, Jess Glez, Katie Hand, Levi Meltzer, Nathalie Fenwick, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

I really enjoyed seeing @turlygod.bsky.social seethe with every additional emoji sticker.

One of the best ideas we've had for a while involved stick-on moustaches for the Politburo. Bwahaha.

As always, my fears were totally unfounded and this was absolutely delightful. What a lovely night. More of this, please. Just generally.

Et al as old as time

Look, ma! I'm an "and more"!

"And more" here including @adamlarter.bsky.social, @alwinsol.bsky.social, Barney Curtis, @benvolchok.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @matthighton.bsky.social, @weaselspoon.bsky.social, Steve Pretty and @tommayhew.bsky.social, some of whom are also proxying for the Board.

#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10+ from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ till 5pm, then £12 on the door 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, with @bechillcomedian.bsky.social, @saimaferdows.bsky.social, @tombellforever.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Best plan to use buses / bikes / your legs to & from The Phoenix tomorrow, y'all, as there's a tube strike on: tfl.gov.uk/campaign/str...

Doing an achingly foolish thing at this tomorrow! I'm terrified! Hooray!

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th Sept 🏰 The Phoenix 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social & @leslieis.cool, with @brainmage.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @weaselspoon.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

I’m probably not going to be able to make it to @theacms.bsky.social on Monday because tube strikes, if you could make it but can’t afford a ticket give me a shout and you can pretend to be me for the evening.

TONIGHT @ 8pm! Head over to twitch.tv/soozkempner where I'll be showing a recording from my sweaty free fringe room of my Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner is Ugly. Free! You have to register with Twitch (also free) to join in the chat and, just like at the fringe, donations at the end are very welcome!

When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.

I have agreed to such a bad idea for this. Being an IRL reply guy. I somehow have to: A) Mimic bluesky reply guys after each act B) While actually being funny and C) Not pissing off the act. Basically the impossible goal of "doing the annoying thing without being annoying"

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th September 🏰 The Phoenix pub 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @brainmage.bsky.social, @weaselspoon.bsky.social, @saimaferdows.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Please make plans to travel to & from Monday's show by bus/bike/cab, as strike action - if it does go ahead - will thwart tube travel: tfl.gov.uk/campaign/str...

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th September 🏰 The Phoenix pub 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @adamlarter.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @matthighton.bsky.social AND MORE, obvs 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk

Gloriously, Baker Street also abbreviates down to B.S. so this really fits.

I see ITV are doing a drama about The Thick of It inquiry episode.

#ACMS 📆 Monday 8th September 🏰 The Phoenix pub 💥 an ACMS Board Member PURGE 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/669640/ 😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @adamlarter.bsky.social, @matthighton.bsky.social, Tom Mayhem AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

Oh there she is, shouting about how you can run gigs with fairness & decency, paying your diverse array of performers promptly for their work and generally looking after everyone in the room. IMAGINE IF THAT CAUGHT ON.

#ACMS Awards 📆 Sunday 24th August, 23:55 start 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 😍 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, and featuring approximately 9 MILLION ACTS, so best buy in advance if you want to actually get in, the room will be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaaate 🎟️ £8.50 from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what..., or PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with e.g. @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social, and @garethgwynn.bsky.social

ALERT It's our Annual Awards on Sunday and you'll want to buy a ticket for this to stand a chance of getting in the room, we have on so many acts it gets FULL UP QUICK. 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

drew a very moral cat for @theacms.bsky.social last night- alas it was not permitted but i shall share regardless </3

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaaate 🎟️ £8.50 from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what..., or PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & Rajiv Karia, with e.g. @joznorris.bsky.social, @maxfulham.bsky.social, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @richardvranch.bsky.social

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaaate 🎟️ £8.50 tickets from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... or PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @alwinsol.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Creepy Boys, Kitty Cassis, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE

We are back on on Sunday, join us at @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social on the 17th to see @turlygod.bsky.social and e.g. @alwinsol.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Creepy Boys, Gabriel Featherstone, Kitty Cassis, Halima Habil, Mikey Bligh-Smith Tom Whiston & Max Prentice, AND MORE!

Here is my set at @theacms.bsky.social last night. Featuring sequels to songs, my hatred of the ukulele and an update to a 150 year old tune by Greig. Enjoy! Thanks to ACMS, Dave Natriss and Monkey Barrel for the footage.

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaate 🎟️ £8.50 tickets from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @kathyrivett.bsky.social, with e.g. @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social, @edyhurst.bsky.social, @melmcglensey.bsky.social AND MORE