Pray for the outdoor workers.

Happy birthday to our favourite moron @nephewsam.bsky.social!

May have got @otterrix.bsky.social addicted to the darts…

What a lovely day to be a gardener! Yes, the boss does still have us out working!

UKs number one Barry & Tony tribute act available for hire.

Working today. On my own. Not a hard day. A chance to catch-up on podcasts you’d think. Except my headphones that have been on charge since the 23rd have no battery left. More than happy for someone to come kill me.

28 Years Later: Is It Bone Temple? The Danny Boyle/Stuart Laws collab you didn’t know you needed

Put on the button boys Christmas episode not expecting @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social to personally greet my cat, Bastard. What a treat.

Autism christmas achieved. Nice chill day doing things I enjoy. No being overwhelmed by too many loud people and dogs scuttling around your feet in too small a space. We wait to see if certain people (person) makes snide comments about the whole situation.

The last, slow unmotivated hour until we’re off for Christmas. Make it end.

Fouracres on Beef & Dairy, merry christmas!

Help Friz get shitfaced for Christmas (or just survive I guess).

200th show of the year for me last night seeing the legendary Bill Bailey at one of my favourite places @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social. Obviously I didn’t get a picture because I’m useless so here’s a me & Arlo with the sherbet king himself Ray O’Leary at show #106

Not all heroes wear capes

Happy Sheeps Day to all that celebrate!

You know who celebrates Fuck Fest? Paul Whitehouse celebrates Fuck Fest!

My boss was talking about his daughter, baptised & confirmed autistic this morning and said to me ‘maybe you’re autistic!’. 4 years it’s taken him to out me.

This makes me feel like a big brave boy after abandoning the busier group chats for the sake of my own sanity. Praise me!

Happy Fuck Fest Day to all that celebrate 💙

Received an email about buying a subscription as a gift & remembered I must remember to cancel my NextUp renewal!

Where murder bastard?

If you know, you know.

Hey @frizfrizzle.bsky.social I hope you’re lawyering up!

The algorithm targeting me with @theacms.bsky.social heckles nowadays

Mammoth only having 3 episodes a series is a tragedy, the world needs much more Bubbins!

Hey @frizfrizzle.bsky.social I think you’d be great at this.

Celebrating #AshTuesday the only way officially endorsed by @profiterolo.bsky.social themself!

The autism is going hard today. I have the opticians soon & I need to go up the asda, wish me luck.

Clay pigeon shooting with work this morning, been told to ‘just don’t overthink it’. Yeah good luck.

You should out this award winning set & get onboard the nat hype train before they jack up those ticket prices!

I’m in Leicester that weekend (due to someone’s refusal to have Valentines Ray* there the week after so you all need to see this on my behalf. *normal Valentine’s Day but you go see Ray O’Leary so 100% better

Does anyone know how to contact Ray who organises all the tombolas?

So because we were late the boss & another guy decided we didn’t need a tool today that I very much did need & took it off the van which I didn’t have time to check because late. I’m restarting my petition to the government to have other people removed from existence.

Being made late for work because of someone else makes my brain want to leave the planet.

Sorry for the football chat but I think the Chelsea manager is actually up to the mother of all pranks at this point.

I have recently started watching the frog. I very much enjoy watching the frog.

This Tuesday is absolutely riddled with ash!

It seems my Christmas playlist from last year was so depressed that it killed itself* so if you could once again kindly give me your top three lesser known Christmas songs so it could live once again! *this is a reference to the first song I put on it

One month until the mother of all pranks…

Definitely made scrubbing the bathroom less of a chore on a Sunday.

Still holding out hope for a late stepdads nativity return ticket!

Yes I’m aware it’s 8am on a Saturday, I’m aware my work makes a bit of noise* but some of us don’t have the luxury of being able to stay in bed on Saturday morning because we have the Edinburgh fringe to pay for! *I was using an electric hedge cutter & they inexplicably had all their windows open

In things my brother does to get away with doing the bare minimum today we have stacking the current washing up on top of the already dry stuff so he doesn’t have to ever put anything away. Well today I saw his latest effort & built on it. I’m proud of my work.

“I’ve got an idea for the mother of all pranks!” (I appreciate this is a very niche one for Barry & Tony fans* only) *Arlo & myself

Seeing Jonno at the bill murray on Jan 6th with @nephewsam.bsky.social + pals for the 21st moron day if any of you would like to join.

Fully recommend, it’s nearly Christmas so you’ll be needing the Christmas album for sure!

I’m sure this sign is outside @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social’s house?

Potential RATVBD difficult second album?

OffMenu feels like 90% adverts 10% podcast nowadays

Edinburgh booked*! *for valentines weekend, is there anything going on there outside the fringe?