Just tried this out and I really like it. It feels like a playable John Hubley film

My condolences to all the people this Halloween season munching on their spooky baked goods not realising that charcoal is gonna fuck up the efficacy of their contraceptive pill! That's a lot more gore than they bargained for. 💔

Biggest birthday wishes to @eve-comedy.bsky.social 🥳 I hope you have the best day and get so spoilt by everyone! You really deserve it! 🎂

My phone keeps wanting to autocorrect the word "romantic" to "Roman." It's entirely my fault. Gender is a construct 😂

Screenwriting take: The problem with slasher films is that they're frequently written by people who have never experienced fear. Please just have the common decency to go get a little bit murdered before having a go at your second draft.

Asking a question that secretly has a right or wrong answer is deeply manipulative.

PSA for London people: Garry Starr will be at the Arts Theatre in November. Don't ask questions, get a ticket, no need to thank me. (Nobody ever listens to me but bloody hell I'm gonna keep trying)

I just love you guys. I tried not to say it but I've done it now... Again. Thank you for giving me genuinely uplifting to do everything month, you absolutely wonderful human beings!

I'm so incredibly proud of my friends for doing this in the first place AND keeping it going for a full year! It's such a genuinely great night of comedy every time and I look forward to it every month!

Come on guys, this is not a two like joke. It's BRILLIANT in a very literal sense of the word. I've been thinking about it all day 😂

"The General: Are you mad? If we think, people may start following us in our thinking, and then where'll we stop?" The Balcony, Jean Genet

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I bloody love Paul Williams

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*waits to see if anyone works out where I got these "horse names" from* *oh yes I am meant to be working my bad*

I can't stop thinking about this. I'm astonished. Guy wrote that clue in about 10 seconds! He even managed to dress me well! ...or rather, undress me well. But genuinely it's so deeply impressive!

Gonna rewrite Waiting for Godot but it's just two cats waiting to be fed.

The happiest of birthday wishes to Hare! I have my fingers crossed you get the good version of today! 🥳🎂🎉

THIS IS A TRUE STORY D.H. Lawrence (reviewing a piece of a novel): "the dirtiest, most indecent, obscene thing ever written." Me: "Yes please, gimme some of that" Me, reading it, nearly in tears: "This is just so heartbreakingly beautiful 😭"

Happy birthday @chrisjack.bsky.social Normally at this point I'd wish the birthday person receive cake but I don't know now... Water? Would you like water? Oh, I can do it like this... Happy birthday, Chris! I hope you receive loads of [insert wish]

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨 (Because of Will Sharpe, not Shearsmith)

Very generous and thorough service from the Coherent team, as always

I have seen Chrissy perform many times and she's ALWAYS funny. Somehow manages to maintain a very unique comedic voice while still being hugely relatable and warm. Very sad I'm missing this, everyone please go in my place. (Sorry to Judie - I'm just not as familiar with her work!)

I just spent 20 minutes investigating 🔎 a "mysterious noise" which turned out to be a snail munching on a spring onion. God my life's riveting.

Happy birthday to my favourite knob @louiejw.bsky.social I hope you receive many cakes which you can destroy by putting them in bags to infuriate the group chat.

I've tried to tell them

Happy birthday to one of my favourite people I've ever met! @Ceri I hope someone brings you cake! 🎂🥳

Seems like I've muted enough words now that I can scroll through bluesky without being confronted by The Horrors. I can also scroll through a full day's worth of posts in 3 minutes, though....

Well now, look what's just made its way all the way from Australia to my door in South Africa - a much needed and flamboyant apology! Didn't expect @watsoncomedian.bsky.social handwriting to look like that 🤔 (Thank you so much @king-trish.bsky.social 💙)

I am very much on board the hype train for the acts AND the hosts and Rachel on tech (aka Bean Mother)!

I'll go further, actually - we're all so stressed these days we can forget there's a difference between surviving and living. Art is not essential to survival, fine, but it is essential to humanity! London friends - be a living human and please go see this on my behalf.

Brilliant again! Best online comedy night in the world? I think yes. I mean, I'm biased, but also fickle, so my point stands

Behold, all! Witness the worst photo of Alain Delon in existence!

Aww, isn't that nice - someone summed up all the things I've been saying into a pretty poster.

Does anyone know where I can find a nicely gathered, easily viewable collection of every Twilight Zone episode? @danmckee.bsky.social ?

I haven't been on bluesky lately but today is @alexprestonpod.bsky.social birthday! So happy birthday Alex! May you encounter many mattresses.

This is so very important. Artists have more power in the UK than anywhere else in the world. Remind them of that.

Happy birthday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Normally, this is the point where I wish the gift of cake on someone because I love cake but I don't know if you like cake so maybe a really nice bottle of wine? I dunno. Have a wonderful day anyway

Omg SIGN THIS PLEASE! I cannot sign for obvious reasons - someone help!

Was constantly in trouble for my nails being too long, even when I'd cut them. No clue why. So, in high school I decided just to wear them long, the way I liked. Why not? Same amount of trouble but a big win for me.

This is a brilliant show and I'm delighted I get to see it again. If you haven't seen it, you really should youtu.be/dbimYqOQwgc?...

This is too sweet, I can't cope ❤️❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/bA6TsOjv4Cs?...

And here we go. Key to start! #Rewatsonathon #Lifer

Happy #Rewatsonathon to all who celebrate

Currently seeking recommendations for offbeat, unusual, weird, artistic, or just brilliant monster movies. All recommendations highly appreciated!

Just read "goody toe shoes" in a job post and I know I'm tired but that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Been fishing for ideas, as David Lynch would say, for new work and I caught one last night that made me wonder why I hadn't thought of it before.

I know I said this last night but still- Happy Birthday to my birthday twin @profiterolo.bsky.social I hope you receive loads of cake. Do you like cake? Maybe that wish is for me really

Anyone: Make a playlist for that road trip! Me: [adds almost every Harry Nilsson song in existence to playlist before anything else] Me: [contemplates] Me: You know what this playlist needs... [adds one more Harry Nilsson song]

They are trying to close the iconic Prince Charles Cinema (possibly the greatest cinema in the world) to turn it into a horrible hotel. Trust me, I've been inside the Zedwell who've bought that area, I'll have nightmares forever. Severance Hotel Edition. Sign 💙 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...