Here's those tour dates in full! The tour doesn't REALLY kick off until Jan, but the show hits the road for the first time tomorrow in Nottingham, then we're off to all these cool places! Am I coming to your town? Come say hey! www.joznorris.co.uk/you-wait-tim...

Podcast Hosts With Bad Chemistry youtu.be/zpYngC_cqtU

Can't wait to bring You Wait. Time Passes. to Nottingham on Saturday as part of the Wormhole Weekend - gonna be fun! www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...

This show is the most I have laughed at a comedy show in my whole life. I saw it in Glasgow; I will go and see it again in Glasgow. You should ALSO go and see it wherever it's nearest to you.

Do you love reading about UK comedy tours on UK comedy websites? Well boy do I have some treats in store for you! I'm very grateful to the doyens of the Great British Comedy Press for spreading the word. Here it is on @britishcomedy.bsky.social ! www.comedy.co.uk/live/shows/1...

get to this if you can - a beautiful show

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! I am bringing my life's work to a city near YOU! (If you live near Leeds, Oxford, Norwich, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Salford or Canterbury) youtu.be/bEq44nXUGz4

People are speaking about ANDY BARR LONDON SHOW. They are making remarks like: '19th November at 7.40.' Words such as 'tickets available now' have been uttered. Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

And so we're back By popular demand I just walked in to see you here With an entire big brass band (Please rhyme "demand" with "band" even if your accent would nor normally allow this) You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho for 4 nights in April - sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

JOZ NORRIS IS HUGH JACKMAN IS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival as part of the Liebenspiel Weekend in February! events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/joz-n...

Yes, or New Year's Eve as it's otherwise known (wink wink)

Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny (which is happening on the 30th of December) will feature special guests: Sam Campbell! Huge Davies! Rosa Garland! Kathy Maniura! Plus me and John-Luke Roberts, obvs. Tickets here - dice.fm/event/l8gwml...

Announcing the live guest cast for our next Eggbox show on November the 4th at the @pleasance.co.uk ! Brand new writing read by these legends, alongside a programme of incredible short films. It's filling up rapidly, but tickets are available here - www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox

Stephen Fry setting the bar for charmlessness by raising the idea of being knights just so he could go "Oh wait, I already am one", only for Jonathan Ross to trip right over it by basically spitting the words "I don't like you any more" to someone on a TV gameshow for charity. I love this show.

Press night tonight is nearly sold out! But there are tickets left for the rest of the week, so do get booking if you're planning on coming! www.goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-...

This week - I attempt to learn a 90-minute monologue in 2 weeks, and also to train myself to do as I’m told by making my long-overdue return to the world of theatre. Yes, I AM still flogging the character of “Snake-oil salesman with one eyebrow raised." open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...

#Podcasts #Comedy My Time Capsule Ep. 535 - Joz Norris - Award winning comedy writer and performer Michael @fentonstevens.bsky.social chats to @joznorris.bsky.social‬. shows.acast.com/mytimecapsul...

London 3rd Dec - @samnicoresti.bsky.social @lornarosetreen.bsky.social @joznorris.bsky.social Ella the Great, Paulina Lenoir and Jonno!

And here are the lineups! Brighton - @joznorris.bsky.social @zafarcakes.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social @bexturnercomedy.bsky.social And Lachlan Werner!

Sequels pequals! Justice for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!

Barry & Tony are back for a star studded New Year's Eve * hoedown like no other** *actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks **actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6

Woops butterfingers, so embarrassing to have dropped this poster

This month I am playing yet another deluded, self-aggrandising shyster, only this one actually existed! Come see one of history's maddest untold stories, it's absolutely nuts.

Eggbox is filling up nicely and Sunday is a lovely day to book tickets for it! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox

Frantically learning lines for this. It's a ridiculous true story from HISTORY and I'm excited to start bringing it to life in rehearsals next week!

Up now on the NonCensored Patreon, our monthly Time For Questions episode where we - and, this week, special guest Sir Keir Starmer (@joznorris.bsky.social) answer YOUR questions! Patreon.com/NonCensored, to give us one or two pounds a week Podfollow.com/NonCensored for the regular show with ads

The full lineup for the next Eggbox on November the 4th is spookily, frighteningly good and tickets are selling fast! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox

This week in the newsletter - I accidentally murder a cartoon owl, then remember there's more than one way to adapt unadaptable ideas. open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...

Up now on the NonCensored Patreon is September's Time For Questions, in which we answer YOUR questions, and this month we have a special guest - Sir Keir Starmer! patreon.com/NonCensored

Terminator 2 ends with Sarah Connor saying "If a machine can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too," because during the film the Terminator accepts an order to not kill anyone and spends the film avoiding human casualties, but he also kneecaps about three dozen cops, so I don't buy it.

Next Level Sketch returns on Wednesday 29th October for our classic and much-loved (by ghosts) spooky Halloween special. This month’s guests are Joz Norris @joznorris.bsky.social, Siblings, Stephen Catling and Mikey Bligh-Smith. Early bird tickets: www.tickettailor.com/events/nextl...

"Non pareilles capers" is such a mad name for a product. "Capers without comparison." Literally just small capers. Ridiculously easy to compare. Get over yourself, capers.

Went to see @joznorris.bsky.social do his show “You Wait. Time Passes.” at the Soho Theatre and in a year when I’ve seen Stewart Lee and Daniel Kitson it was easily the funniest and most deliberately constructed hour of comedy I’ve seen on stage. Just fantastically, powerfully unhinged. You must go.

i saw @joznorris.bsky.social's show you wait. time passes @sohotheatre.bsky.social last night, and despite being friends with him and working with him regularly and having a lot of mutual friends, i had no idea what i was walking into and it was totally unexpected and totally brilliant. on until sat

@joznorris.bsky.social joined the show to talk about ruling his new country with good vibes, super soakers and pyramid power Also his show You Wait. Time Passes. Is on Soho Theatre 17th - 20th Sept. It's hilarious. Go see it if you're in London or can get there! open.spotify.com/episode/30oE...

@joznorris.bsky.social ’s “you wait, time passes“ at the @sohotheatre.bsky.social was great this evening. A real testimony to the creative process.

This week in the newsletter - cool parties, and how to not just survive, but thrive in them: open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...

I really enjoyed this chat with @britishcomedy.bsky.social about making comedy, splitting yourself in two, and adopting a prog rock mindset to life. www.comedy.co.uk/live/feature...

Soho run kicks off tonight! So I'm looking back and forwards today. Very proud of everything we've achieved with this show so far, and very excited to be taking it on tour in 2026! sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

Close enough, welcome back Hugh Jackman. jks it's @joznorris.bsky.social , but you coulda fooled us. Straight off his sell-out 5★ Edinburgh Fringe run, the Comedians Choice Award Winner has finally completed his life's work and he's ready to unveil it to the world. sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

This week's @sohotheatre.bsky.social run is top of @londondailynews.bsky.social's comedy picks for the autumn! Thanks to them and all their families! www.londondaily.news/the-best-liv...

Some nerds crunched the numbers and the show is OFFICIALLY one of the best reviewed shows of the Fringe. On Wednesday to Saturday this week at @sohotheatre.bsky.social or did I already mention that? www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/2025/...

Soho Theatre 🤝 Making Monday's that little bit more exciting. Check 'em out ★ Catherine Bohart ★ English Kings Killing Foreigners by Nina Bowers & Philip Arditti ★ @kieranchodgson.bsky.social ★ @joznorris.bsky.social buff.ly/UKxbr0j

The @sohotheatre.bsky.social run is in @chortle.bsky.social 's top picks of the week's live comedy! Tickets are flying, so do book ahead if you're planning on coming. www.chortle.co.uk/news/2025/09...

Holidays* are** coming * Soho Theatre run ** is Thanks to all who've booked tickets so far! Any help spreading the word so we can sell it out is so appreciated! sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

This week in the newsletter - trying to surprise myself by going into a fugue state to come up with questions I didn't know I wanted to answer. open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...

Just over a week until we take over @sohotheatre.bsky.social ! Tickets selling fast, do get your skates on if you're planning on coming. Look at this beautiful poster! sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

NonCensored is back! Up on Patreon.com now, out at podfollow.com/NonCensored tomorrow. Harriet (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) and Martin (@notmurphy.bsky.social) talk to Keir Starmer (@joznorris.bsky.social) about flags; Zach Polanski (Max Olesker) about the Greens; and Eshaan Akbar about murder.

This week in the newsletter - what your three favourite films reveal about the story you most like to look out for, and maybe the story you most like to tell. open.substack.com/pub/joznorri...

You used to get more crisps in your crisps #sad